Bryce Youngquist
bryceyoungquist.bsky.social
Bryce Youngquist
@bryceyoungquist.bsky.social
due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die
the thing is that the youth are exponentially more likely to be single
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
also with an enormous complex about his little sister being the son his father had always wanted
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
she was upset people were heckling chuck schumer on his book tour
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
and it is society's role to train young right wingers to deny such urges, and instead channel it into more generally approved-of receptacles
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
finally, we found it... Racism 2...
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
*solemnly* awooga
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
its a living
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by Bryce Youngquist
ok but have you considered this?
May 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
turns out our pal Mr. B. has a consistent stance, on things that displease his conservative betters.

they are to be excised, violently if need be, so that he can earn their favor.

to the point of saying, with his husband in the audience, "oh yeah if there was a way to avoid him I'd have taken it"
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
its the part where they let you think about the premise for ten seconds and it all falls apart
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
II is an interesting idea that is being totally mangled by the fact nobody can tell George Lucas "you cant write dialogue to save your life"

IX is a movie that is visibly terrified that if you let the viewer think about what's happening for ten seconds the whole thing is going to fall apart
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
some people just want to watch the world burn...
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
remember back when Biden decided to split out all the things Manchin wanted into their own bill, so he could safely kill everything else

and those darned lefties said "you do realize this is instantly dooming every part of this someone might see before November 2024, yes"
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
yeah if you want him to block you you gotta get him to really, truly humiliate himself trying to make you look bad

while being male, that's an important part of the program
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
it is extremely funny that he became the character he always played

the authoritative-sounding crank who it is extremely satisfying to see fail
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
as a minor subject matter expert: in a world where the consent factory was still hiring, the Wills of the world would have some low-ranking bureaucrat job or, if all else failed, a column in a local newspaper to be a crank in

nobody has hired for either position in the last quarter century, soooo
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
on the occasions he remembers he's supposed to hate republicans he's alright. unfortunately his origin story was "bullied off a forum by people to his left" and so he never spends long in that space
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
hose water poisoning detected. warning. warning.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
oh hey this was the "black new Yorkers should vote for Eric Adams" guy

fun character
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
spending the last twenty years telling every dork in the bay area theyre God's own very special boys had some entertaining side effects
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
aint me busy saying that those darned corruptive queers need to be kept out of your kids' locker rooms, friend.

that's our boy Pete, adding trans people to the list of things he'd happily violently excise, in the name of appealing to the Important People of the world :)
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
tsk tsk, friend, as our pal Pete has assured us that last one's off the menu now.

after all. what if the scary queers corrupt your precious children, by being near them in schools! so many republican parents Have Concerns!
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
reminder: there is no end to the reminders. there is no present, there is no future, only an endless cavalcade of memories delivered in an oddly smug cadence
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
sadly, after our mutual friend threatened me with bodily violence and was made a site wide laughingstock for it, he decided to deprive me of his delicious #content going forward.

high on contrarianism and the only positive feedback he's gotten in his life, poor thing.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM