brometh
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my fists pack one million volts
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CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.
January 17, 2026 at 12:38 PM
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.
Eating a bad croissant… it’s leathery
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Eating a bad croissant… it’s leathery
People griping about software I write: rude, entitled, symptom of a world where unpleasantness is rewarded
Me griping about software other people write: radically honest, fair-minded, an exercise of belief that we can all do better
Me griping about software other people write: radically honest, fair-minded, an exercise of belief that we can all do better
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
People griping about software I write: rude, entitled, symptom of a world where unpleasantness is rewarded
Me griping about software other people write: radically honest, fair-minded, an exercise of belief that we can all do better
Me griping about software other people write: radically honest, fair-minded, an exercise of belief that we can all do better
Goddamn it, Krillin, have you never heard of Peter Thiel? Get your weirdly-dotted head in the game
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Goddamn it, Krillin, have you never heard of Peter Thiel? Get your weirdly-dotted head in the game
It’s been pointed out that Home Alone 2 is unrealistic given the regularity of the Manhattan grid, but it would work perfectly in Queens. That little dipshit would go out of his mind trying to choose between 58th Ave, 58th Rd, 58th Place, and 58th Blvd
January 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It’s been pointed out that Home Alone 2 is unrealistic given the regularity of the Manhattan grid, but it would work perfectly in Queens. That little dipshit would go out of his mind trying to choose between 58th Ave, 58th Rd, 58th Place, and 58th Blvd
sopping fucking wet beast
Bintang (Bini) knows how to relax, enjoying a refreshing soak beneath the waterfall in one of his pools. Catch Bini living his best life at the Asian Forest Sanctuary. 🐅
📹: Keeper Chrissy
📹: Keeper Chrissy
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
sopping fucking wet beast
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trump is delivering, time after time, exactly what his voters wanted from him: if someone or the concept of someone has ever made you feel yucky or small, i will make them upset. i will make it dangerous for anyone to tell you no
even ignoring the specific 'america first' phrasing, if you still think, one year on, that trump is doing something other than what his supporters voted for, you are totally lost
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
trump is delivering, time after time, exactly what his voters wanted from him: if someone or the concept of someone has ever made you feel yucky or small, i will make them upset. i will make it dangerous for anyone to tell you no
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beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
goddammit what the fuck
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
goddammit what the fuck
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the news every day for the past 6 years
Yeah, man, it would be so fucking crazy if something happened that made the UN denounce the United States
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yeah, man, it would be so fucking crazy if something happened that made the UN denounce the United States
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ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir?
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
December 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM
ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir?
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
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i can't believe the mayor of nyc knows the "ruthkanda forever" tweet
I feel like @davidjroth.bsky.social will appreciate that the Zohran/Adam interview begins with a solid ten minutes of Let’s Remember Some Arsenal Guys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsi5...
ZOHRAN MAMDANI Talks Meeting Trump, Mayoral Election, Arsenal
YouTube video by The Adam Friedland Show
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i can't believe the mayor of nyc knows the "ruthkanda forever" tweet
I feel like @davidjroth.bsky.social will appreciate that the Zohran/Adam interview begins with a solid ten minutes of Let’s Remember Some Arsenal Guys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsi5...
ZOHRAN MAMDANI Talks Meeting Trump, Mayoral Election, Arsenal
YouTube video by The Adam Friedland Show
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I feel like @davidjroth.bsky.social will appreciate that the Zohran/Adam interview begins with a solid ten minutes of Let’s Remember Some Arsenal Guys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsi5...
New music… soon… first solo (save for the features!) record is HAPPENING.
fighting back against daylight savings by smoking a bowl & blasting this new @bromethazine.bsky.social tape
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
New music… soon… first solo (save for the features!) record is HAPPENING.
Happy birthday to @craigsj.bsky.social, who is an irreplaceable friend and mentor, and who also happens to be one of the greatest living writers
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy birthday to @craigsj.bsky.social, who is an irreplaceable friend and mentor, and who also happens to be one of the greatest living writers
Is it good that Cloudflare going down brings down much of the internet? No. But DNS is so fantastically, insanely complicated that either we lower our expectations for what websites can do or we have large institutions that manage it. It sucks!
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Is it good that Cloudflare going down brings down much of the internet? No. But DNS is so fantastically, insanely complicated that either we lower our expectations for what websites can do or we have large institutions that manage it. It sucks!
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Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Finding myself enjoying this new Dispatch PS5 visual-novel kind of deal, even if it did graduate cum laude from the Joss Whedon School for Horny Quippery
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Finding myself enjoying this new Dispatch PS5 visual-novel kind of deal, even if it did graduate cum laude from the Joss Whedon School for Horny Quippery
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so many good pictures out there
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
so many good pictures out there
Really sticking in my mind how Cuomo couldn’t even pronounce ‘Mamdani’ in his concession speech to the man. What a fucking moron
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Really sticking in my mind how Cuomo couldn’t even pronounce ‘Mamdani’ in his concession speech to the man. What a fucking moron
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny