Brock Boland
@brockboland.bsky.social
Books, beer, video games, movies, Tacoma
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
For the past 15 years, I’ve occasionally got the “Dan Becomes A Man” ditty stuck in my head. Today I saw Predator: Badlands and Dan truly did become a man.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
For the past 15 years, I’ve occasionally got the “Dan Becomes A Man” ditty stuck in my head. Today I saw Predator: Badlands and Dan truly did become a man.
I’m watching all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. Ten minutes into the 2007 entry I regret my decisions.
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m watching all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. Ten minutes into the 2007 entry I regret my decisions.
I’d like to thank Paramount for letting me redeem digital codes that expired fully ten years ago.
October 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I’d like to thank Paramount for letting me redeem digital codes that expired fully ten years ago.
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"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
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they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.
September 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho
Kash Patel says the FBI has NO information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors to anyone other than himself.
SEN. KENNEDY: "Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to?"
PATEL: "There is no credible information, none ... that he trafficked to other individuals."
SEN. KENNEDY: "Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to?"
PATEL: "There is no credible information, none ... that he trafficked to other individuals."
September 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho
Very excited to watch my copy of Physical Movie when it arrives next week. I ordered it since @aduralde.bsky.social keeps talking about it on Maximum Film.
September 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Very excited to watch my copy of Physical Movie when it arrives next week. I ordered it since @aduralde.bsky.social keeps talking about it on Maximum Film.
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He's lying. And Democrats in office have a responsibility to say so.
Vance: “People on the left are much likelier to defend and celebrate political violence. This is not a both sides problem. If both sides have a problem, then one side has a much bigger and malignant problem and that is the truth.”
September 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
He's lying. And Democrats in office have a responsibility to say so.
I like that we keep inventing slurs for robots but it’s definitely going to bite us in the ass someday.
August 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I like that we keep inventing slurs for robots but it’s definitely going to bite us in the ass someday.
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It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
August 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
Look I’m as hopeful as the next guy but we need to be thinking further ahead. Like, can couches be venomous? Does beard shampoo does cancer?
August 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Look I’m as hopeful as the next guy but we need to be thinking further ahead. Like, can couches be venomous? Does beard shampoo does cancer?
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in re: the best thing you could possibly be doing when it happens:
years ago when @emilyhughes.bsky.social and I used to discuss this same thing re Kissinger, we determined the best thing specifically would be to be at karaoke w your friends so everyone could sing “Highway to Hell” together
August 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
in re: the best thing you could possibly be doing when it happens:
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if he dies i'm gonna get so fuckin trashed
August 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
if he dies i'm gonna get so fuckin trashed
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I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC
January 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC
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I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.
August 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.
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“Oh no, not Bill Clinton” I say as I ready the trebuchet I specifically built to launch Bill Clinton into an active volcano.
"What if Democrats are on the list?"
I'm sure some are, and are the ones who should be purged and cast into the lake of fire.
I'm sure some are, and are the ones who should be purged and cast into the lake of fire.
July 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“Oh no, not Bill Clinton” I say as I ready the trebuchet I specifically built to launch Bill Clinton into an active volcano.
I have suffered too many jabronis.
Not one jabronum, I say.
Not one jabronum, I say.
July 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I have suffered too many jabronis.
Not one jabronum, I say.
Not one jabronum, I say.
hey quick question are there Danny's in other industries? Every Danny I can think of is an actor.
July 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
hey quick question are there Danny's in other industries? Every Danny I can think of is an actor.
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least toby keith is dead this time
My phone finally stopped autocorrecting to “duck” except now we HAVE DUCKS and nobody wants to hear about collecting fuck eggs.
June 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My phone finally stopped autocorrecting to “duck” except now we HAVE DUCKS and nobody wants to hear about collecting fuck eggs.
Ok so what’s the best pope / Malort joke so far?
May 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ok so what’s the best pope / Malort joke so far?