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Southgate, KY based artist and photographer
I talk about left wing, progressive politics. Like a lot. So. Keep that in mind.
47, 1978 rules!
He/they
Trans rights are human rights
I talk about left wing, progressive politics. Like a lot. So. Keep that in mind.
47, 1978 rules!
He/they
Trans rights are human rights
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Sure it's funny now, but think how devastated and ashamed Trump will be when he goes to bed tonight only to find his porcelain mask from the orgy on the pillow next to his beautiful sleeping wife
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sure it's funny now, but think how devastated and ashamed Trump will be when he goes to bed tonight only to find his porcelain mask from the orgy on the pillow next to his beautiful sleeping wife
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Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
Liminal
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Liminal
"Its a living!"
Indeed, poor imprisoned bird turned into a makeshift record player, it is a living, but at what cost?
Indeed, poor imprisoned bird turned into a makeshift record player, it is a living, but at what cost?
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"Its a living!"
Indeed, poor imprisoned bird turned into a makeshift record player, it is a living, but at what cost?
Indeed, poor imprisoned bird turned into a makeshift record player, it is a living, but at what cost?
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oh you need to expose yourself to healthy debate and a wide variety of opinions. how about i do the fucking opposite dick weed. say anything i disagree with and i am blocking your ass. zero interest in debate. im about consensus here on fundamental issues like "fuck this shit" and "these guys stink"
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
oh you need to expose yourself to healthy debate and a wide variety of opinions. how about i do the fucking opposite dick weed. say anything i disagree with and i am blocking your ass. zero interest in debate. im about consensus here on fundamental issues like "fuck this shit" and "these guys stink"
Now this is creepy... i was *just* saying i wish I could find a 20" handmade resin rhinoceros, and now i see this ad...
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Now this is creepy... i was *just* saying i wish I could find a 20" handmade resin rhinoceros, and now i see this ad...
This really bites. TEEN VOGUE has been doing the vital reporting on politics that the legacy media are terrified to touch.
why it's almost like there's a concerted assault on informed consensus by extraction class owned media conglomerates to replace what was left of U.S. political journalism with lazy controversy hounding infotainment and right wing and corporatist agitprop
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This really bites. TEEN VOGUE has been doing the vital reporting on politics that the legacy media are terrified to touch.
"ThesesBot, Please unroll Martin Luthers skeets"
(me reading the 95 Skeets) "Jesus, man, just link to your Substack all ready"
November 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"ThesesBot, Please unroll Martin Luthers skeets"
This is literally blasphemy, taking the Lord's Prayer, and using it to advertise the next godless bloody game that youre going to use to kill innocent lives.
Fuck you, Pete Hetlgseth, from the bottom of 12 years of Baptist Sunday School
Fuck you, Pete Hetlgseth, from the bottom of 12 years of Baptist Sunday School
Add a dose of propaganda to your morning coffee.. This smells of Russian-like “special operation”
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is literally blasphemy, taking the Lord's Prayer, and using it to advertise the next godless bloody game that youre going to use to kill innocent lives.
Fuck you, Pete Hetlgseth, from the bottom of 12 years of Baptist Sunday School
Fuck you, Pete Hetlgseth, from the bottom of 12 years of Baptist Sunday School
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Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
There was an old man you could gaze
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
My name is Pagliacci, Clown of Clowns. Look on my works, ye doctors; I despair.
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
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This is just to say
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
There was an old man you could gaze
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is just to say
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
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Goes without saying, but if you narc on people stealing food, you’re an irredeemable piece of shit.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Goes without saying, but if you narc on people stealing food, you’re an irredeemable piece of shit.
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Legally, this is no different from Iran sinking a Disney cruise in international waters and then saying "it's all good, they were terrorists carrying drugs."
Which is to say, it's wholly illegal and has been for centuries. You couldn't even do this with a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.
Which is to say, it's wholly illegal and has been for centuries. You couldn't even do this with a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.
Another illegal US maritime strike—again in the Pacific.
Against a vessel allegedly operated by an unspecified "designated terrorist organization."
Four reported fatalities—dubbed w/o ID or evidence "narco-terrorists."
There's a word for premeditated killings outside of armed conflict.
Against a vessel allegedly operated by an unspecified "designated terrorist organization."
Four reported fatalities—dubbed w/o ID or evidence "narco-terrorists."
There's a word for premeditated killings outside of armed conflict.
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Legally, this is no different from Iran sinking a Disney cruise in international waters and then saying "it's all good, they were terrorists carrying drugs."
Which is to say, it's wholly illegal and has been for centuries. You couldn't even do this with a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.
Which is to say, it's wholly illegal and has been for centuries. You couldn't even do this with a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.
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One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole
Reporter: Mr President, its being said you plan to devour Zohran Mamdani's heart after you cut it out with an obsidian dagger. Is this what you intend to do?
Trump: We'll see, if I wanted to, obviously i could with one little act.
Reporter: Ok, no further questions
Trump: We'll see, if I wanted to, obviously i could with one little act.
Reporter: Ok, no further questions
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Reporter: Mr President, its being said you plan to devour Zohran Mamdani's heart after you cut it out with an obsidian dagger. Is this what you intend to do?
Trump: We'll see, if I wanted to, obviously i could with one little act.
Reporter: Ok, no further questions
Trump: We'll see, if I wanted to, obviously i could with one little act.
Reporter: Ok, no further questions
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you guys ever tried smoking in the woods?? this shit- *gets a 'smokey the bear follows you' notification* ....is awful. it's real bad folks.
December 8, 2024 at 3:05 AM
you guys ever tried smoking in the woods?? this shit- *gets a 'smokey the bear follows you' notification* ....is awful. it's real bad folks.
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
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CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
December 18, 2024 at 2:25 AM
CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
New Hugo Boss campaign dropped
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
New Hugo Boss campaign dropped
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Fawlty Towers actor Prunella Scales dies at the age of 93
Fawlty Towers actor Prunella Scales dies at the age of 93
Actor portrayed Sybil Fawlty and later charmed viewers with her canal boat journeys alongside husband Timothy West
Prunella Scales, the actor best known for playing Sybil Fawlty in the classic comedy series Fawlty Towers, has died aged 93.
Scales, who was married to fellow actor Timothy West , was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease in 2013 . Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Fawlty Towers actor Prunella Scales dies at the age of 93
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Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"
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Wow.
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Wow.