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Andrew Jupin
@jupinwhm.bsky.social
1/4 of we hate movies | writer | cocktail maker | physical media collector | profane loudmouth with a heart of gold

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Remember when these pricks just mailed you DVDs in red envelopes? Can we go back to that? On the other hand, now Superman and Batman can finally be in a movie with The Gray Man, so maybe it’s all worth it? thefilmstage.com/netflix-buys...
Netflix Buys Warner Bros. for $82 Billion
It's a dark, devastating day for the theatrical movie experience. After a banner year for Warner Bros, capped off by IMAX 70mm re-releases for One Battle After Another and Ryan Coogler's Sinners next ...
thefilmstage.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Cold as shit out today. Glad to be inside laying down some ad reads. Hope everyone is having a fabulous day!
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A hilarious b-plot of the great NYC sleaze crime picture, Night of the Juggler, is Richard Castellano (Clemenza from The Godfather) playing a slow-moving cop who’s also besieged by his family as they plan his daughter’s wedding. His catchphrase is, “WRONG!,” which is hilarious every time.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Andrew Jupin
In fact, I saw him in-person TWICE at different Miami restaurants and both were very knife-forward—a hibachi place, and the local chain Chicken Kitchen.
"Chelsea has some story about how in the ‘90s, when O.J. got off, he moved to Miami, and they saw him at a hibachi restaurant. What ultimate culinary trolling that is - to go to a knife-forward restaurant."

-Law Abiding Citizen
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
5:01PM
So yes, this pic (and the enlargement) was taken today.

Yikes!

🧟‍♂️
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is some Avatar 2 shit right here.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 7d
Scientists searching for new ways to combat cancer think they may have uncovered a promising new lead in the DNA of the bowhead whale.
A bowhead whale's DNA offers clues to fight cancer
Scientists searching for new ways to combat cancer think they may have uncovered a promising new lead in the DNA of the bowhead whale.
n.pr
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me, drinking a Modelo and looking at my Sedona, AZ beer coozy: Boy, you know what would be fun? A beer coozy that says “A Few Small Beers.”

Chelsea, dying inside: Well, I guess I’m down a Christmas present…

lol — Great gift! 🎄 💕
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Prepared for holiday decorating in a few days.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
After much tinkering, throwing down the drain, re-doing, and starting from scratch, I finally landed on a cocktail for Turkey Day.

Behold: The Get Stuffed Old Fashioned
(Recipe in the Alt Text)
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I worry about my little nephew turning into a guy like these fucking apes and it chills me to my core.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by Andrew Jupin
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.

Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Big loss. Rest easy.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This film features no fewer than three actors who would go on to work with David Lynch, two on Twin Peaks and one on Mulholland Drive.
Since we started recording our holiday shows a few weeks ago, I’m already in the spirit of the season with my movie watching. Filling in a blind spot this evening.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Since we started recording our holiday shows a few weeks ago, I’m already in the spirit of the season with my movie watching. Filling in a blind spot this evening.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Rest easy 👑
Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🚨 Red Alert! 🚨
***ANNOUNCEMENT***

Coming during the #BlackFriday #Sale on #4K in the US from @severinfilms.bsky.social as part of their #UHD Upgrade Sunday: #TheDevilsRain (1975)!

THE WORLDWIDE UHD PREMIERE

Take an all-star cast – including William Shatner, Ernest Borgnine, Eddie Albert,
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Blinded by the light! Wrapped up like a douche, ya know, a runner in the night!
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Just realized there’s still jerky in the hotel room.
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My desire to make people laugh, a high I’d been chasing since the sixth grade, and my love of all areas of cinema, collided by total luck and decent-ish timing.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Watching the Union Square bathroom fight scene in The Warriors and it still absolutely kicks ass.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Look! More creatively bankrupt trash!
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Cutesy? Try again, dipshit.
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by Andrew Jupin
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Been a rough week, stoked that I remembered this was available for order today. Thrilled to get the most limited vinyl design scheme too!
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wow, wild-ass finish to this Knicks-Mavs game!
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM