I65 from Indianapolis to Chicago is only about 150 miles as the crow flies, yet somehow is over 35,000 miles long by automobile

Right, so not **REALLY REAL** Americans...

Greetings! From the Worlds Largest Cheesecake!

"Whats that, Dumdum, you want to fuck Fred Flintstone? Welllĺll okay!"

"Its a living!"

Indeed, poor imprisoned bird turned into a makeshift record player, it is a living, but at what cost?

I dont remember any nerve pinches in "Free Willy"

youtu.be/X28W8XF2_jc?...

Theres got to be a better way!

Ok... i tagged this on... The Kama Zits-ra!

oh you need to expose yourself to healthy debate and a wide variety of opinions. how about i do the fucking opposite dick weed. say anything i disagree with and i am blocking your ass. zero interest in debate. im about consensus here on fundamental issues like "fuck this shit" and "these guys stink"

Race official: *frantically looking through the rules* "Oh, god, there's nothing in here that says a cheetah CAN'T race against horses!"

The raw, untapped erotic energy on display... how does this comic get printed?

Its like the Library Of Alexandria crashed into the World Trade Center and collapsed onto the Louvre.

I blocked him. Ha ha ha! Im mad with power...

Crossing my fingers from the depths of Cincinnati...

Is "jihadist" soley because hes a Muslim? He seems to be a completely normal, westernized first generation American. The islamaphobia is disgusting.

Theres a real Charles and Ray Eames feel to this

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine
The heat and light of the sun come from the nuclear reactions
Of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen and helium

Shes 29? Better get cracking, you know those MAGA Alpha Males believe women "hit the wall" at 30...