Brian Kellett
@briankellett.bsky.social
ISRU and Churn specialist.
Can’t read DMs because I live in a country that has lost it’s damn mind. 🇬🇧
Can’t read DMs because I live in a country that has lost it’s damn mind. 🇬🇧
Every follow up question should be “would you condemn Trump for invading Greenland? And if so, why is that different?”
No 10 suggests UK would not vote for UN security council resolution condemning US arrest of Maduro - www.theguardian.com/politics/liv... #starmer such a pathetic coward
No 10 suggests UK would not vote for UN security council resolution condemning US arrest of Maduro – UK politics live
PM’s spokesperson did not contest report claiming that the UK will abstain on a possible UN vote
www.theguardian.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Every follow up question should be “would you condemn Trump for invading Greenland? And if so, why is that different?”
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The Online Safety Act means that to see if someone has DMd me here to say they like my podcast I have to use a VPN, because it's illegal for me to see without proving I'm old enough, but I could just go to The Paedo Nazi Site For Nazi Paedos and get it to make customised CSAM and that's fine.
Ofcom, which enforces the UK's Online Safety Act, says it is aware of "serious concerns" about Grok undressing people including children on X
“We have made urgent contact with X and xAI to understand what steps they have taken to comply with their legal duties to protect users in the UK," it says
“We have made urgent contact with X and xAI to understand what steps they have taken to comply with their legal duties to protect users in the UK," it says
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The Online Safety Act means that to see if someone has DMd me here to say they like my podcast I have to use a VPN, because it's illegal for me to see without proving I'm old enough, but I could just go to The Paedo Nazi Site For Nazi Paedos and get it to make customised CSAM and that's fine.
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The British government won't address this until someone does it to an old picture of Princess Diana.
One example of how Grok is being used to target women. Swedish Deputy Prime Minister Ebba Busch being sexualised, degraded, and humiliated step-by-step by Grok. All the images accurately reflect the prompts provided.
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The British government won't address this until someone does it to an old picture of Princess Diana.
I mean, I’m not counting the ‘left a huge flap of skin on a fence nail, walked home drunk and forgot to dress the wound, woke up stuck to my bed with dried blood’. Because who hasn’t done that sort of thing in their youth?
January 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I mean, I’m not counting the ‘left a huge flap of skin on a fence nail, walked home drunk and forgot to dress the wound, woke up stuck to my bed with dried blood’. Because who hasn’t done that sort of thing in their youth?
Or… knocked myself out and gave myself concussion tripping over a box of bandages and dressings in my clinic about a week after I’d handed in my notice 😂
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Or… knocked myself out and gave myself concussion tripping over a box of bandages and dressings in my clinic about a week after I’d handed in my notice 😂
Two.
Dislocated kneecap stepping over the cat.
Or…
Came under automatic fire ambush while patrolling Greenham Common Base, hit the floor, rolled into cover and returned fire.
Broke a rib by landing on the rolled up bandage in my chest pocket.
Milsim Airsoft can be hilariously brutal!
Dislocated kneecap stepping over the cat.
Or…
Came under automatic fire ambush while patrolling Greenham Common Base, hit the floor, rolled into cover and returned fire.
Broke a rib by landing on the rolled up bandage in my chest pocket.
Milsim Airsoft can be hilariously brutal!
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Two.
Dislocated kneecap stepping over the cat.
Or…
Came under automatic fire ambush while patrolling Greenham Common Base, hit the floor, rolled into cover and returned fire.
Broke a rib by landing on the rolled up bandage in my chest pocket.
Milsim Airsoft can be hilariously brutal!
Dislocated kneecap stepping over the cat.
Or…
Came under automatic fire ambush while patrolling Greenham Common Base, hit the floor, rolled into cover and returned fire.
Broke a rib by landing on the rolled up bandage in my chest pocket.
Milsim Airsoft can be hilariously brutal!
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I think the appeal of portal fantasy is not only do you get to abandon this fucked up world, but you get to have real agency to effect politics instead of this harrowing helplessness.
Alice gets to bring down a terrifying despot in Wonderland, but couldn't even vote in the "real" world.
Alice gets to bring down a terrifying despot in Wonderland, but couldn't even vote in the "real" world.
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I think the appeal of portal fantasy is not only do you get to abandon this fucked up world, but you get to have real agency to effect politics instead of this harrowing helplessness.
Alice gets to bring down a terrifying despot in Wonderland, but couldn't even vote in the "real" world.
Alice gets to bring down a terrifying despot in Wonderland, but couldn't even vote in the "real" world.
I’ll also be making sure they get a good look at my raphe, from perineum to scrotum, just so they can be sure there are no suture scars.
January 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I’ll also be making sure they get a good look at my raphe, from perineum to scrotum, just so they can be sure there are no suture scars.
I *will* be showing my genitals to anyone who is a toilet monitor, even if they don’t ask. I’ll just drop my trousers and wave my bollocks at them. Maybe bend over so they can get a good look at my arsehole.
I encourage all the lads to do the same.
I encourage all the lads to do the same.
‘Gender critical’ transphobes are now just openly advertising the fact they want to be the genital inspector Karen! 😆
They’re so immersed in their own transphobic hate bubble, they don’t even realise how bad this makes them look!
They’re so immersed in their own transphobic hate bubble, they don’t even realise how bad this makes them look!
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I *will* be showing my genitals to anyone who is a toilet monitor, even if they don’t ask. I’ll just drop my trousers and wave my bollocks at them. Maybe bend over so they can get a good look at my arsehole.
I encourage all the lads to do the same.
I encourage all the lads to do the same.
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In the same way the invasion of Ukraine motivated Finland & Sweden to immediately request full membership of NATO, both for their safety & as statement, Starmer should consider making an emergency request for the UK to rejoin the EU.
The post WW2 peace is over.
We live in a time of sharks & food.
The post WW2 peace is over.
We live in a time of sharks & food.
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
In the same way the invasion of Ukraine motivated Finland & Sweden to immediately request full membership of NATO, both for their safety & as statement, Starmer should consider making an emergency request for the UK to rejoin the EU.
The post WW2 peace is over.
We live in a time of sharks & food.
The post WW2 peace is over.
We live in a time of sharks & food.
Time for the EU and UK (and the rest of the world) to do the same thing to the U.S. as what we did to Russia when they attacked Ukraine, seize assets and put sanctions in place.
And ban the fuck out of ‘X’ as state propaganda designed to influence sovereign elections.
And ban the fuck out of ‘X’ as state propaganda designed to influence sovereign elections.
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Time for the EU and UK (and the rest of the world) to do the same thing to the U.S. as what we did to Russia when they attacked Ukraine, seize assets and put sanctions in place.
And ban the fuck out of ‘X’ as state propaganda designed to influence sovereign elections.
And ban the fuck out of ‘X’ as state propaganda designed to influence sovereign elections.
New Years Resolutions
1) Give less of a shit. Push back against bullshit more. Do more curses. Destroy egos.
2) Build one model from my stack of sprues a day. I struggle (eyes, back, pain, hands that drop things) but it’s frankly embarrassing.
3) Read more books.
1) Give less of a shit. Push back against bullshit more. Do more curses. Destroy egos.
2) Build one model from my stack of sprues a day. I struggle (eyes, back, pain, hands that drop things) but it’s frankly embarrassing.
3) Read more books.
December 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
New Years Resolutions
1) Give less of a shit. Push back against bullshit more. Do more curses. Destroy egos.
2) Build one model from my stack of sprues a day. I struggle (eyes, back, pain, hands that drop things) but it’s frankly embarrassing.
3) Read more books.
1) Give less of a shit. Push back against bullshit more. Do more curses. Destroy egos.
2) Build one model from my stack of sprues a day. I struggle (eyes, back, pain, hands that drop things) but it’s frankly embarrassing.
3) Read more books.
It’s the only way to be sure.
December 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s the only way to be sure.
So…
…normally I’m very anti-nuclear bombs.
But maybe, just for this one time, a medium sized one would be fine?
…normally I’m very anti-nuclear bombs.
But maybe, just for this one time, a medium sized one would be fine?
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So…
…normally I’m very anti-nuclear bombs.
But maybe, just for this one time, a medium sized one would be fine?
…normally I’m very anti-nuclear bombs.
But maybe, just for this one time, a medium sized one would be fine?
I’d love to understand the thought process behind people letting off fireworks starting at 6pm on NYE.
10pm and they are really going for it!
10pm and they are really going for it!
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’d love to understand the thought process behind people letting off fireworks starting at 6pm on NYE.
10pm and they are really going for it!
10pm and they are really going for it!
I don’t stay up for midnight, don’t really give a shit about New Year’s Eve, resolutions, drinking, etc.
But… someone on here mentioned that new year resolutions don’t have to just be for good things.
They can be for evil things…😈
But… someone on here mentioned that new year resolutions don’t have to just be for good things.
They can be for evil things…😈
December 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I don’t stay up for midnight, don’t really give a shit about New Year’s Eve, resolutions, drinking, etc.
But… someone on here mentioned that new year resolutions don’t have to just be for good things.
They can be for evil things…😈
But… someone on here mentioned that new year resolutions don’t have to just be for good things.
They can be for evil things…😈
Are they women though?
Has anyone done a genital check?
Has anyone done a genital check?
So @helenlewis.bsky.social is on Women's Hour praising the Scottish bigotry group “The Women Who Wouldn't Wheesht” as women of the year, claiming they are part time feminists rather than a well funded hate group.
Not a smidgen of balance from the programme.
bellacaledonia.org.uk/2024/06/24/t...
Not a smidgen of balance from the programme.
bellacaledonia.org.uk/2024/06/24/t...
The War on Trans People and Colluding with the Politics of the Right
The Women Who Wouldn’t Wheesht Review, edited by Susan Dalgety and Lucy Hunter Blackburn, Constable Press £22. Review by Gemma Clark Some years ago in Glasgow, I was approached by a man who was gi…
bellacaledonia.org.uk
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Are they women though?
Has anyone done a genital check?
Has anyone done a genital check?
I used to do this so that my colleagues with kids could have Christmas Day, etc off.
I see my entire family once a week anyway, doesn’t have to be a special day to a religion none of us follow because we are all atheists (or think that if God exists they are a right cunt 😉)
I see my entire family once a week anyway, doesn’t have to be a special day to a religion none of us follow because we are all atheists (or think that if God exists they are a right cunt 😉)
Emergency service worker. Working all Christmas this year: Xmas Day, Boxing Day, New Year's Eve & New Year's Day. Partner moaning about it, saying I'm caught every year & it's unfair. I actually volunteer. Prefer it to spending Xmas in their grim home town with their dull family
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I used to do this so that my colleagues with kids could have Christmas Day, etc off.
I see my entire family once a week anyway, doesn’t have to be a special day to a religion none of us follow because we are all atheists (or think that if God exists they are a right cunt 😉)
I see my entire family once a week anyway, doesn’t have to be a special day to a religion none of us follow because we are all atheists (or think that if God exists they are a right cunt 😉)
Exile on Coldharbour Lane. Alabama 3.
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Exile on Coldharbour Lane. Alabama 3.
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Not the world’s worst idea.
And I’ll probably be dead of old age by the time the ‘sexual assault cover-up’ becomes known.
And I’ll probably be dead of old age by the time the ‘sexual assault cover-up’ becomes known.
UK plans to boost ranks of armed forces by offering young people paid military experience amid growing Russian threats.
UK youth to be offered military ‘gap year' in bid to boost defence: Report
UK plans to boost ranks of armed forces by offering young people paid military experience amid growing Russian threats.
www.aljazeera.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Not the world’s worst idea.
And I’ll probably be dead of old age by the time the ‘sexual assault cover-up’ becomes known.
And I’ll probably be dead of old age by the time the ‘sexual assault cover-up’ becomes known.
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Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
In my part of the U.K. it’s ETOH.
Still use it as a science technician when using ethanol.
Still use it as a science technician when using ethanol.
December 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In my part of the U.K. it’s ETOH.
Still use it as a science technician when using ethanol.
Still use it as a science technician when using ethanol.
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Since it's Christmas, and my colleagues on-call tonight will no doubt be dealing with alcohol intoxication...
A word written in case notes is "ethanolic", which is not *really* a proper term. It's emergency room argot for drunk.
It's like, the alcohol isn't in you. You have become like alcohol.
A word written in case notes is "ethanolic", which is not *really* a proper term. It's emergency room argot for drunk.
It's like, the alcohol isn't in you. You have become like alcohol.
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Since it's Christmas, and my colleagues on-call tonight will no doubt be dealing with alcohol intoxication...
A word written in case notes is "ethanolic", which is not *really* a proper term. It's emergency room argot for drunk.
It's like, the alcohol isn't in you. You have become like alcohol.
A word written in case notes is "ethanolic", which is not *really* a proper term. It's emergency room argot for drunk.
It's like, the alcohol isn't in you. You have become like alcohol.