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Graceful Six Humoured 🫦
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Bombshell elegantly decomposing into forest hag

(she/her)

student astrologer, queer elder, evil sorceress

♻️ Venus > Mars > Saturn > Venus

❌TERFs/SWERFs/AI/genocide deniers/your co-star chart
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We really fucked up as a society when we went all in on STEM and let these nerds think they were geniuses for dismissing the humanities.

Every great scientist and inventor of the 20th century was at minimum a hobbyist artist, poet, or musician.

These freaks can't even read a book cover to cover.
One of this woman's first follows was an Ursula K. Le Guin bot, and I think that's the only way she's ever read any literature

Druids weren't bards, honey, and this is the opening of every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
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With all due respect to Nirvana:

🎵Hey!
🎶Wait!
🎵Jupiter's retrograde!

#astrology
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
LMAO, I just realized I am trying to change my internet service from one apartment in my building to another on a weekend during Mercury rx. Classic me.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Canada loses Measles elimination status, as does the entire Americas region.

Clinics here have signs warning about Measles but no masks in healthcare

www.statnews.com/2025/11/10/m...
Canada loses measles elimination status — as does the entire Americas region
Canada has formally lost its measles elimination status, the country’s public health agency announced, triggering the loss of that status throughout all of the Americas.
www.statnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Wondering if anyone reads your posts? Put a typo in the next one.
smoke is coming out of a laptop that says ' aaron ' on it
ALT: smoke is coming out of a laptop that says ' aaron ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Noooo Venus don't go into scorpio you're so sexy haha
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Me: I am sure signing a new lease in my building during the Mercury rx shadow period will be fine...

How it actually turned out: I've had to sign the lease THREE TIMES already because they had to keep redrafting it, and my move-in got delayed from the day before Mercury stations to a week later 😅
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just found out that Kayla Nicole went as Toni Braxton in the "He Wasn't Man Enough" video for Halloween, and I am DYING.

As a great colonizer of AAVE and LGBTQIA+ slang once put in one of her songs: "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." 😆
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Usha, you in danger, girl.
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I went to a wedding this weekend and there was this woman who was a little *too* freaked-out-christian about astrology when I mentioned it so I thought it would be a wonderful moment to tell her that Venus is referred to as Lucifer when she’s a morning star 🤭 the look was priceless lmao
October 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Rufus Wainwright understands that the answer to the question "How many buttons should I leave unbuttoned on my dress shirt?" is always "One more."
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Only 43 more days of having an activated Mars AND Saturn by profection...

and only 22-ish more years of them being activated in an L1 🫠
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Shout out to my Mercury placement, wouldn't have it any other way
Be the "babygirl i was born to understand your visions," you wish to see this Mercury in Sag season
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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You strive to take care of the needs of your neighbors AND you experience righteous anger at the sources of injustice!? 🥵
Democratic Socialists are so sexy 🌶️
October 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me, talking to my fallen Saturn, with a bunch of other Aries placements boyfriend about how we could get him an onyx bracelet for remediation going (back) into his Saturn return:

"Saturn better watch out messing with Mars, or I'll kick his ass."

🤦‍♀️
October 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I’m Ahmad — a survivor of Gaza’s Holocaust 🕊.
I still hold on to faith despite everything.
My only dream is to build a safe, dignified life for my family abroad.
We deserve life, and we deserve a fresh start.
But this can only happen with your support ❤️

Make my dream real ❤️→ gofund.me/d2ed72e9
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Angel Hair. Too skinny, impossible to make al dente because breathing on it would overcook it
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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everyone says they want a third space until i offer them the use of the dank, lightless prison cells i've dug out beneath my home in secret over 30 years. way to let the perfect become the enemy of the good, guys!
October 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I am really tired of everyone at my work thinking I am upset when they don't want to do something I suggest. I don't know how to explain to people that nothing about my job feels personal to me
October 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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learned recently that the guy who wrote "The Night Before Christmas," clement clarke moore, also wrote a takedown of thomas jefferson's proto-scientific racism in "Notes on the State of Virginia," basically accusing him and others of making it up to justify slavery. which, that's right.
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I just finished Our Share of Night, and it has now moved up to the short list of books I would call "My favorite book ever" if asked about it. Horrifying, and yet I never wanted it to end.

(Yes, I have more than one "My favorite book ever", I do realize that's a singular designation, IDC)
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM