Bretton
@bretton.bsky.social
product designer, bocce-baller, dog dad
tolerates anything except lactose and intolerance
BrettonMacLean.com
📍Toronto
tolerates anything except lactose and intolerance
BrettonMacLean.com
📍Toronto
chipotle has gotten so expensive they should ask what we’re celebrating tonight
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
chipotle has gotten so expensive they should ask what we’re celebrating tonight
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
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We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
Kirk needs to be a Jay for life
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Kirk needs to be a Jay for life
this ump is either too inept to ump little league, or blatantly fixing the game
Mark Wegner called strike on pitch 5 - even though the previous pitch was right there and he called it a ball! - because after several seconds he hadn't called it and Varsho started to walk. My man has cost the jays 2 runs out of petty spite and we cannot tolerate umpires any longer
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
this ump is either too inept to ump little league, or blatantly fixing the game
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I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
BLUE JAYS!!! VLADDY IS STRONGER THAN THE LEAF JERSEY CURSE!!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
BLUE JAYS!!! VLADDY IS STRONGER THAN THE LEAF JERSEY CURSE!!!
aws outages should be like a snow day for tech workers
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
aws outages should be like a snow day for tech workers
I say this with pure hater energy, but is there anything more performative than post-marathon runners meandering through the city all afternoon?
Like, what do you want, a medal? Oh wait you already have one. I thought you were all doing this for yourselves? You can go home now, good job
Like, what do you want, a medal? Oh wait you already have one. I thought you were all doing this for yourselves? You can go home now, good job
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I say this with pure hater energy, but is there anything more performative than post-marathon runners meandering through the city all afternoon?
Like, what do you want, a medal? Oh wait you already have one. I thought you were all doing this for yourselves? You can go home now, good job
Like, what do you want, a medal? Oh wait you already have one. I thought you were all doing this for yourselves? You can go home now, good job
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every "life-changing" productivity system is just:
- write things down
- look at what you wrote
- do those things
we've reinvented the todo list 47 times
- write things down
- look at what you wrote
- do those things
we've reinvented the todo list 47 times
October 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
every "life-changing" productivity system is just:
- write things down
- look at what you wrote
- do those things
we've reinvented the todo list 47 times
- write things down
- look at what you wrote
- do those things
we've reinvented the todo list 47 times
wildly unnecessary loss
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
wildly unnecessary loss
not pointing fingers but there were a whoooole lotta people actin wild like this wasn’t a toronto sports team
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
not pointing fingers but there were a whoooole lotta people actin wild like this wasn’t a toronto sports team
every time the yankees do something good
a man is giving a lecture in front of a blackboard in a classroom while holding a piece of paper .
ALT: a man is giving a lecture in front of a blackboard in a classroom while holding a piece of paper .
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
every time the yankees do something good
a fun thing about the nhl preseason is that nothing good can happen for your team but horrifically bad things can happen to your players
October 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
a fun thing about the nhl preseason is that nothing good can happen for your team but horrifically bad things can happen to your players
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People will obsessively research all the boring pointless nerdy details about whatever a groyper is but when I recommend the complexity of deep space nine they say they dont have time for it
September 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
People will obsessively research all the boring pointless nerdy details about whatever a groyper is but when I recommend the complexity of deep space nine they say they dont have time for it
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
It’s a
Roy-roy-roy-roy-roy-al treeeeat
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
It’s a
Roy-roy-roy-roy-roy-al treeeeat
[extremely David Byrne visiting Dairy Queen voice]
Peanut Buster
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Peanut Buster
Qu'est-ce que c'est
September 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
It’s a
Roy-roy-roy-roy-roy-al treeeeat
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
It’s a
Roy-roy-roy-roy-roy-al treeeeat
wet leg was so good they even made a toronto crowd dance
September 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
wet leg was so good they even made a toronto crowd dance
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Color lovers, I've got a new tool for you to convert, generate and explore OKLCH colors: oklch.fyi/
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
September 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Color lovers, I've got a new tool for you to convert, generate and explore OKLCH colors: oklch.fyi/
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
-post/reply
-realize it’s just not worth the impending hassle to defend that opinion
-delete
-realize it’s just not worth the impending hassle to defend that opinion
-delete
September 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
-post/reply
-realize it’s just not worth the impending hassle to defend that opinion
-delete
-realize it’s just not worth the impending hassle to defend that opinion
-delete
free coaster hack: upholstery samples
September 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
free coaster hack: upholstery samples
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I made a sweet mashup of snake+tetris on Gizmo gizmo.party/p/GIRMAGo7RY...
Bretton MacLean on Gizmo
snake + tetris
(plz like & follow)
gizmo.party
September 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I made a sweet mashup of snake+tetris on Gizmo gizmo.party/p/GIRMAGo7RY...
Instead of Liquid Glass, Apple should have gone with a waterdrop effect
Put a small droplet of water on your phone screen to see the difference: instead of warping the background & pulling it in, a waterdrop just bends the image at the edges. It’s less complicated of an effect & better for a11y
Put a small droplet of water on your phone screen to see the difference: instead of warping the background & pulling it in, a waterdrop just bends the image at the edges. It’s less complicated of an effect & better for a11y
August 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Instead of Liquid Glass, Apple should have gone with a waterdrop effect
Put a small droplet of water on your phone screen to see the difference: instead of warping the background & pulling it in, a waterdrop just bends the image at the edges. It’s less complicated of an effect & better for a11y
Put a small droplet of water on your phone screen to see the difference: instead of warping the background & pulling it in, a waterdrop just bends the image at the edges. It’s less complicated of an effect & better for a11y
Nathan Phillips Square needs this
bsky.app/profile/wolf...
bsky.app/profile/wolf...
Paris has removed the paving from its city hall square and transformed it into an urban forest. Stunning! 🤩
August 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Nathan Phillips Square needs this
bsky.app/profile/wolf...
bsky.app/profile/wolf...
the new netflix interface is doodoo
August 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the new netflix interface is doodoo