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Bretton
@bretton.bsky.social
product designer, bocce-baller, dog dad

tolerates anything except lactose and intolerance


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📍Toronto
BG3, Cyberpunk, and I just got into No Man’s Sky and am really enjoying it.

Now that I’m an old, single-player games are where it’s at
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There’s no chance anyone at Apple watches sports, because the score spoiling should have killed that feature dead

Also, how did nobody think “if they actually like a team, wouldn’t they be watching their games anyway?”
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
just an insanely bad call
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
trip hop was my gateway drug to electronic music
October 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
That’s one of your annoying Pacific Northwest birds; we don’t have those here in the east
October 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
First off: the Jays just finished doing the world a favour by beating da jankees (you’re all welcome)

Second: geese, seagulls, and woodpeckers are all way more annoying, and any real mariner should hate pelicans & osprey more since they eat all the fish

Third: LET’S GO BLUEJAYS
October 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
(and spent $300mil to do it)
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
more specifically, barrista oat milk

(even more specifically, earth’s own brand)
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
they were all out
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Having lost my Grandmother to Alzheimer’s and my Pops to Lewy Body, this one hit hard. You’re a hell of a writer Mike.
October 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
tbh it’s why i stopped using bsky regularly

for every darth or jerry there are like a hundred terminally online killjoys
September 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM