Bretton
@bretton.bsky.social
product designer, bocce-baller, dog dad
tolerates anything except lactose and intolerance
BrettonMacLean.com
📍Toronto
tolerates anything except lactose and intolerance
BrettonMacLean.com
📍Toronto
That’s one of your annoying Pacific Northwest birds; we don’t have those here in the east
October 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That’s one of your annoying Pacific Northwest birds; we don’t have those here in the east
the demand is simple: ball
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
the demand is simple: ball
Sadly this is the truest meme I’ve ever made
July 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sadly this is the truest meme I’ve ever made
it slapped (with no slapping required)
July 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
it slapped (with no slapping required)
The perfect watermelon
✅ Dark green
✅ Wide bands
✅ Matte texture
✅ Round
✅ Yellow spot
✅ Dark green
✅ Wide bands
✅ Matte texture
✅ Round
✅ Yellow spot
July 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The perfect watermelon
✅ Dark green
✅ Wide bands
✅ Matte texture
✅ Round
✅ Yellow spot
✅ Dark green
✅ Wide bands
✅ Matte texture
✅ Round
✅ Yellow spot
this goofball is the reason for almost every new friend I’ve made in the past 5 years
June 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
this goofball is the reason for almost every new friend I’ve made in the past 5 years
That tiny lil beach at Ontario Place was the best
June 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That tiny lil beach at Ontario Place was the best
Have you seen the new tab bar behaviour in iOS26? On scroll down, it collapses into a single icon on the left, and if there’s a floating toolbar above it (like a player), it goes between the nav & search icons. On scroll up, it reverts to the default view
June 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Have you seen the new tab bar behaviour in iOS26? On scroll down, it collapses into a single icon on the left, and if there’s a floating toolbar above it (like a player), it goes between the nav & search icons. On scroll up, it reverts to the default view
Thanks to the Nintendo Music app, I can finally lock in for a solid hour
April 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Thanks to the Nintendo Music app, I can finally lock in for a solid hour
welcome back (you missed winter)
March 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
welcome back (you missed winter)
I’ve seen one good example: this lil’ teardown lot is gonna turn into a 46-unit public housing development
March 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’ve seen one good example: this lil’ teardown lot is gonna turn into a 46-unit public housing development
“Doug Ford is inevitable”
February 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“Doug Ford is inevitable”
Just signed up but I had to lie on this one
February 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just signed up but I had to lie on this one
good news everyone he’s gonna stop now
February 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
good news everyone he’s gonna stop now
Today he claimed “Shopify is unaffected by all this”, but I think what he meant was: “As a billionaire who knows how to stash their money, I (a traitor to Canada) will be unaffected by this”
February 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Today he claimed “Shopify is unaffected by all this”, but I think what he meant was: “As a billionaire who knows how to stash their money, I (a traitor to Canada) will be unaffected by this”
If you’ve got options, #madeincanada every time
February 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If you’ve got options, #madeincanada every time
Looks like someone at CP24 was a little hasty; this has been updated to say 10% tariffs for China. America is still fucked tho
February 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Looks like someone at CP24 was a little hasty; this has been updated to say 10% tariffs for China. America is still fucked tho
lol the racist oompa loompa decided to add china to the 25% tariff club at the last minute. America is fucked
February 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
lol the racist oompa loompa decided to add china to the 25% tariff club at the last minute. America is fucked
