Rob Steinberg
@stobreinberg.bsky.social
Filmmaker, Writer, Hard Times, Hard Drive, Palette Swap, some other stuff
Still holding out my opinions on the Epstein emails until I see what Ben Garrison has to say
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Still holding out my opinions on the Epstein emails until I see what Ben Garrison has to say
Its late at night so time to scroll through Instagram and comment "youre so beautiful" on pictures of cats
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Its late at night so time to scroll through Instagram and comment "youre so beautiful" on pictures of cats
Happy 15th anniversary
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Happy 15th anniversary
Back in 2016 I made an immature thing and typed down Curlypubes as my first name for a Trump event. Almost 10 years later they still email me
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Back in 2016 I made an immature thing and typed down Curlypubes as my first name for a Trump event. Almost 10 years later they still email me
NYC starting 2026 baby
Pet Shop Boys - Go West (Official Video) [HD REMASTERED]
YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
NYC starting 2026 baby
Pouring one out for Dick Cheney
(Waterboarding)
(Waterboarding)
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Pouring one out for Dick Cheney
(Waterboarding)
(Waterboarding)
Watching the Great Dictator and Hitler was buddies with WHO???
this guy is canceled
this guy is canceled
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Watching the Great Dictator and Hitler was buddies with WHO???
this guy is canceled
this guy is canceled
Reminder that most ghost sightings in homes are actually a result of carbon dioxide in your air so if you want the perfect haunted house leak that shit all over the place
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Reminder that most ghost sightings in homes are actually a result of carbon dioxide in your air so if you want the perfect haunted house leak that shit all over the place
This couple has been together for nearly 100 years and still keeps things interesting in the bedroom
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This couple has been together for nearly 100 years and still keeps things interesting in the bedroom
Was going through old texts of unsaved numbers and one was from a woman 5 years ago who said she wouldn't go out with me because I graduated from an art school. She was a therapist and said those were all her worst clients. Ive never understood a rejection so well
October 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Was going through old texts of unsaved numbers and one was from a woman 5 years ago who said she wouldn't go out with me because I graduated from an art school. She was a therapist and said those were all her worst clients. Ive never understood a rejection so well
Last weekend was No Kings this weekend is Yaas Queens amirite
October 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Last weekend was No Kings this weekend is Yaas Queens amirite
Going to the buffet blindfolded and sticking my hands in all the items pretending Im feeling different body parts of a witch
October 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Going to the buffet blindfolded and sticking my hands in all the items pretending Im feeling different body parts of a witch
All Im saying is that if you move one letter of the alphabet for each letter in the name HAL from space odyssey 2001 you get IBM but more importantly if you do it with George Bush's brother JEB you get KFC
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
All Im saying is that if you move one letter of the alphabet for each letter in the name HAL from space odyssey 2001 you get IBM but more importantly if you do it with George Bush's brother JEB you get KFC
Abducting guys with black framed glasses by telling them my van is the criterion closet
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Abducting guys with black framed glasses by telling them my van is the criterion closet
How it feels when people say happy birthday
October 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How it feels when people say happy birthday
What people dont know about Christopher Columbus is that he was a huge Garfield fan so by having his holiday be on a permanent Monday its our form of passive aggressive rebellion against his crimes
October 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What people dont know about Christopher Columbus is that he was a huge Garfield fan so by having his holiday be on a permanent Monday its our form of passive aggressive rebellion against his crimes
When I watch the American Pie Movies I only watch the Unrated version just as the director intended
October 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
When I watch the American Pie Movies I only watch the Unrated version just as the director intended
Broke: investing money in AI
Woke: investing in jack'o'lanterns
Woke: investing in jack'o'lanterns
October 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Broke: investing money in AI
Woke: investing in jack'o'lanterns
Woke: investing in jack'o'lanterns
My favorite detail in star trek is that it implies humanity needed 300 years to fully understand the genius of Joe Piscopo and we just aren't advanced enough to get him yet
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My favorite detail in star trek is that it implies humanity needed 300 years to fully understand the genius of Joe Piscopo and we just aren't advanced enough to get him yet
Ill give credit, the people who made this ad know exactly which fanbase needs therapy the most
October 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ill give credit, the people who made this ad know exactly which fanbase needs therapy the most
Cant believe Tilly Norwood has already joined scientology and signed on for a Roman Polanski movie
October 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Cant believe Tilly Norwood has already joined scientology and signed on for a Roman Polanski movie
Ive been waiting in line all week outside the sex robot store for its big opening
October 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ive been waiting in line all week outside the sex robot store for its big opening
Right now the writing staff for the new simpsons movie is brainstorming how to have a callback to showing Bart's penis
September 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Right now the writing staff for the new simpsons movie is brainstorming how to have a callback to showing Bart's penis
Your boss right before asking you to work on a holiday
September 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Your boss right before asking you to work on a holiday