Bret
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hey lets all have good fun together on the computer why not
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
Whoever Has The Most Fun Wins: The Toronto Blue Jays Story
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Whoever Has The Most Fun Wins: The Toronto Blue Jays Story
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This week felt like someone ran a blacklight over the hotel bedspread of politics and it all came up smeary swastikas
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This week felt like someone ran a blacklight over the hotel bedspread of politics and it all came up smeary swastikas
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notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?
anyway that’s why these events are important
anyway that’s why these events are important
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?
anyway that’s why these events are important
anyway that’s why these events are important
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The government elected to save us from annexation can't even keep the mail going.
September 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The government elected to save us from annexation can't even keep the mail going.
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man remember when we were all mad that horse_ebooks *wasnt* AI
July 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
man remember when we were all mad that horse_ebooks *wasnt* AI
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artists you need to remember your compatriots are not collectors and gallerists and curators, they are people that make porno and people that cook food. stand with fellow people that work at night
July 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
artists you need to remember your compatriots are not collectors and gallerists and curators, they are people that make porno and people that cook food. stand with fellow people that work at night
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They should make an action movie featuring characters drawn from Marvel Comics' rich history of super-powered heroes and villains. 💡
August 3, 2024 at 6:33 PM
They should make an action movie featuring characters drawn from Marvel Comics' rich history of super-powered heroes and villains. 💡
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Once again, the wrong old man died
July 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Once again, the wrong old man died
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this is why aerosol ham is not nearly enough. the world requires aerosol steak.
July 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
this is why aerosol ham is not nearly enough. the world requires aerosol steak.
tryna decide whether i'm mini manning or he's lil bret
Whoa, I saw this guy real tiny in my likes and for a second I thought he was me!
June 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
tryna decide whether i'm mini manning or he's lil bret
good capital D for dying
June 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
good capital D for dying
are john and joyce carol related
June 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
are john and joyce carol related
i have no spout and i must pee
June 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i have no spout and i must pee
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the AI companies made apps that trick dumb people into thinking the app is smart and creative, while smart people aren't fooled. this would have been a fatal mistake, if it weren't for the fact that every venture capital investor and every manager is a dumb guy
May 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the AI companies made apps that trick dumb people into thinking the app is smart and creative, while smart people aren't fooled. this would have been a fatal mistake, if it weren't for the fact that every venture capital investor and every manager is a dumb guy
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goals
May 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
goals
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With all sincerity, Elections Canada is a national treasure.
- Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes
- We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles
- We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly
- Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes
- We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles
- We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly
April 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
With all sincerity, Elections Canada is a national treasure.
- Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes
- We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles
- We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly
- Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes
- We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles
- We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly
thought of a good public service announcement a few years too late "unfortunately her majesty will not be joining us because diarrhea"
April 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
thought of a good public service announcement a few years too late "unfortunately her majesty will not be joining us because diarrhea"
considered doing a post, decided against
April 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
considered doing a post, decided against
when you think about it... whats a boil... just a pimple that didnt give up...
April 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
when you think about it... whats a boil... just a pimple that didnt give up...
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Guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?
April 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?
this is the year when ppl from the usa in your country stop being expats and start being immigrants
March 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
this is the year when ppl from the usa in your country stop being expats and start being immigrants