Brendan
@brendanmcginley.bsky.social
Comedy writer at 1-900-HOTDOG. Comic book writer at me. Other stuffs writer at lesser places. Everything I say here represents the official and litigable position of News Corp.
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if i had a billion dollars i would simply not crash out at the slightest ego check i had to face i'd simply go "well i've got this billion dollars, i'mma go down gofundme for sick dogs and just pay for everything until i'm all cheered up"
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
if i had a billion dollars i would simply not crash out at the slightest ego check i had to face i'd simply go "well i've got this billion dollars, i'mma go down gofundme for sick dogs and just pay for everything until i'm all cheered up"
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In the abstract it's good that NYC still has some 1985-style rich guys, where it's just some potato-shaped blowhard dunce who owns a bunch of parking garages or some shitty family business everyone hates. That scene shouldn't all be hedge fund "poker guys" or whatever. But the 1985 guys suck, too.
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In the abstract it's good that NYC still has some 1985-style rich guys, where it's just some potato-shaped blowhard dunce who owns a bunch of parking garages or some shitty family business everyone hates. That scene shouldn't all be hedge fund "poker guys" or whatever. But the 1985 guys suck, too.
Elon Musk looks like his facelift is about to lap itself from two directions at once.
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Elon Musk looks like his facelift is about to lap itself from two directions at once.
In which our weary writer lays down at last his burden.
Bill O'Reilly won't stop writing children's books, and @brendanmcginley.bsky.social can't stop writing about them. We've got more O'Reilly Factor for kids for you. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
In which our weary writer lays down at last his burden.
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Good question but Lightning McQueen *is* a car so he would never have a robotic chauffeur
How funny would it be though if his car's autopilot accelerated into a wall just as his net worth reached $999 billion?
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Good question but Lightning McQueen *is* a car so he would never have a robotic chauffeur
How funny would it be though if his car's autopilot accelerated into a wall just as his net worth reached $999 billion?
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
How funny would it be though if his car's autopilot accelerated into a wall just as his net worth reached $999 billion?
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They explain how the witch got green, how she got her hat, her cape, her broom, how the monkeys got wings, how the lion become scared of things, and the sequel will cover how people became the tin man and scarecrow, but they never once explain why she's called Ariana Grande when she isn't very big
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
They explain how the witch got green, how she got her hat, her cape, her broom, how the monkeys got wings, how the lion become scared of things, and the sequel will cover how people became the tin man and scarecrow, but they never once explain why she's called Ariana Grande when she isn't very big
Way too early to be tickled by the thought that the guy who spent the most money to defeat Mamdani also changed all the rules to allow him to serve more than two terms.
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Way too early to be tickled by the thought that the guy who spent the most money to defeat Mamdani also changed all the rules to allow him to serve more than two terms.
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Philosophy professor: *handing me my exam* I'm sorry but you got an F.
Me: Or did I?
Philosophy professor: *sighs and changes the grade to an A*
This is a secret lifehack that Big Philosophy doesn't want you to know about.
Me: Or did I?
Philosophy professor: *sighs and changes the grade to an A*
This is a secret lifehack that Big Philosophy doesn't want you to know about.
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Philosophy professor: *handing me my exam* I'm sorry but you got an F.
Me: Or did I?
Philosophy professor: *sighs and changes the grade to an A*
This is a secret lifehack that Big Philosophy doesn't want you to know about.
Me: Or did I?
Philosophy professor: *sighs and changes the grade to an A*
This is a secret lifehack that Big Philosophy doesn't want you to know about.
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Bill O'Reilly won't stop writing children's books, and @brendanmcginley.bsky.social can't stop writing about them. We've got more O'Reilly Factor for kids for you. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Bill O'Reilly won't stop writing children's books, and @brendanmcginley.bsky.social can't stop writing about them. We've got more O'Reilly Factor for kids for you. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
Gee, what I wouldn't give to see the look on the Baileys' faces when they open their paper copy of the New York Times this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Gee, what I wouldn't give to see the look on the Baileys' faces when they open their paper copy of the New York Times this morning.
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I am genuinely happy for you and the rest of New York City. Has to be just a phenomenal feeling.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I am genuinely happy for you and the rest of New York City. Has to be just a phenomenal feeling.
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I didn't vote for Cheney to die, there were just too many candidates on the ballot. But I'm okay with him winning.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I didn't vote for Cheney to die, there were just too many candidates on the ballot. But I'm okay with him winning.
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big question of the night: why didnt NYC like the billionaire backed groper who killed their grandparents
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
big question of the night: why didnt NYC like the billionaire backed groper who killed their grandparents
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A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.
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the long game paid off, boys....he walked right into our trap....little does he know its ILLEGAL to be mayor...
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
the long game paid off, boys....he walked right into our trap....little does he know its ILLEGAL to be mayor...
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i hear people screaming with joy outside in brooklyn
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i hear people screaming with joy outside in brooklyn
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Tuned in to this just in time to hear "We Didn't Start The Fire," but all I heard was the Bigfeets theme song and got immediately upset on behalf of @jamiekellyxxx.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Tuned in to this just in time to hear "We Didn't Start The Fire," but all I heard was the Bigfeets theme song and got immediately upset on behalf of @jamiekellyxxx.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social.
President of the team of perennial losers?
The White House just posted this they are not mad they swear they are so not mad
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
President of the team of perennial losers?
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i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move
according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move
If Mamdani takes the stage in a blue beret, I shall simply squeal.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If Mamdani takes the stage in a blue beret, I shall simply squeal.
NYT has called it, with 5/7 Seraphic circles reporting in, a Democrat will sit upon the throne of God for the first time in the history of the universe, huge wins across the map.
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
NYT has called it, with 5/7 Seraphic circles reporting in, a Democrat will sit upon the throne of God for the first time in the history of the universe, huge wins across the map.
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Oh was I rude to dick fuckin Cheney you God damn ghouls
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh was I rude to dick fuckin Cheney you God damn ghouls
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Rough night for the Nursing Home Purge lobby.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Rough night for the Nursing Home Purge lobby.
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And I LOVE how much money Ackman and Bloomberg lost. They allied themselves with monstrous bigotry and racism and got taken to the fucken cleaners. You're welcome, dirtbags.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
And I LOVE how much money Ackman and Bloomberg lost. They allied themselves with monstrous bigotry and racism and got taken to the fucken cleaners. You're welcome, dirtbags.