Brass Monkeys
@brassmonkeys.bsky.social
Pro-Eu Lancastrian Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. This snowflake's an avalanche.
Another pair of Kent's gone.
(Though I may have misheard that)
(Though I may have misheard that)
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Another pair of Kent's gone.
(Though I may have misheard that)
(Though I may have misheard that)
Breaking news about the Fag-Ash Fuhrer.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Breaking news about the Fag-Ash Fuhrer.
Is this twat going for some sort of record today.
He needs deporting.
He needs deporting.
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Is this twat going for some sort of record today.
He needs deporting.
He needs deporting.
Happy Friday everyone.
Is Trump dead yet?
Farage?
Miller?
Putin?
Or shall I put the bunting back in the cupboard?
Is Trump dead yet?
Farage?
Miller?
Putin?
Or shall I put the bunting back in the cupboard?
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Happy Friday everyone.
Is Trump dead yet?
Farage?
Miller?
Putin?
Or shall I put the bunting back in the cupboard?
Is Trump dead yet?
Farage?
Miller?
Putin?
Or shall I put the bunting back in the cupboard?
Six weeks ago, this human skid-mark was all in favour of flying flags.
Maybe he'd like it more of it were hanging flaccidly from a lamp-post in the rain.
Absolute twat.
Maybe he'd like it more of it were hanging flaccidly from a lamp-post in the rain.
Absolute twat.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Six weeks ago, this human skid-mark was all in favour of flying flags.
Maybe he'd like it more of it were hanging flaccidly from a lamp-post in the rain.
Absolute twat.
Maybe he'd like it more of it were hanging flaccidly from a lamp-post in the rain.
Absolute twat.
Epstein links to Bannon, Bannon links to Farage, Farage links to Brexit, Brexit links to Epstein, Epstein links to Trump.
Every one of them up to their balls in this.
Every one of them up to their balls in this.
Epstein had his own ‘nerds’ and one of the longest emails released documents Twitter sentiment analysis. This doesn’t mean that Epstein was intervening in Brexit — though it could — but he certainly was interested in making money out of it
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Epstein links to Bannon, Bannon links to Farage, Farage links to Brexit, Brexit links to Epstein, Epstein links to Trump.
Every one of them up to their balls in this.
Every one of them up to their balls in this.
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If *Jeffrey Epstein* is calling you ‘dirty’ then phew fucking hell
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If *Jeffrey Epstein* is calling you ‘dirty’ then phew fucking hell
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A Florida legal expert said that the Florida courts wouldn't give Trump the win but like other broadcasters they decided it was easier to settle out of court and carry on broadcasting.
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
A Florida legal expert said that the Florida courts wouldn't give Trump the win but like other broadcasters they decided it was easier to settle out of court and carry on broadcasting.
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Don’t MI5 have a bunch of incriminating evidence about his involvement with Russians re Brexit? I bet they’ve got a shitload of dirt on the fat twat, just publish one dossier a day until he caves in. They don’t call him TACO for nothing right?
The BBC should tell Trump to fuck off. Drag him through the courts; put all of his indiscretions/crimes on display. Part of his writ is for 'damage to his reputation' - so prove he doesn't have one to damage. A case like this could drag on for years, and the likelihood is he'll die before it ends.
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Don’t MI5 have a bunch of incriminating evidence about his involvement with Russians re Brexit? I bet they’ve got a shitload of dirt on the fat twat, just publish one dossier a day until he caves in. They don’t call him TACO for nothing right?
No concrete evidence?
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
Mike Graham sacked from TalkTV after ‘failure’ to assist inquiry into racist post
Broadcaster suspended presenter last month over Facebook post he said happened after account was hacked
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No concrete evidence?
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
Absolutely this. Right-wing media owners want to occupy the space the BBC fills.
That final point is absolutely crucial.
The fact that the BBC has made serious culpable errors does not negate the point that there is a real and concerted right-wing media campaign to destroy it. Both points can be true at the same time and the campaign would not end even if the errors did.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Absolutely this. Right-wing media owners want to occupy the space the BBC fills.
Of course, the ballsy response would be for the BBC to counter-sue Trump for a malicious writ - for $2bn.
Get the fat orange fucker jumping around.
Get the fat orange fucker jumping around.
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Of course, the ballsy response would be for the BBC to counter-sue Trump for a malicious writ - for $2bn.
Get the fat orange fucker jumping around.
Get the fat orange fucker jumping around.
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Next Novembe, remember there are more women who have credibly accused Donald Trump of rape than people charged with voter fraud.
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Next Novembe, remember there are more women who have credibly accused Donald Trump of rape than people charged with voter fraud.
Welcome to America.
Leaked footage from inside an ICE detention facility near Houston. No beds, no bathrooms, hundreds of men, women, and children in one combined cell/room. They are kept in freezing conditions.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Welcome to America.
I'm pretty sure we've seen this supposed Wes Streeting coup against Kier Starmer somewhere before 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm pretty sure we've seen this supposed Wes Streeting coup against Kier Starmer somewhere before 🤔
This. Drag him through the courts. Make his life difficult. There's the news scoop of the decade.
"If the BBC does settle, how would it sell to the licence-fee payer that we have made Donald Trump richer?"
"Fearless journalism is what terrifies politicians, and it must not be cowed"
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/if-t...
"Fearless journalism is what terrifies politicians, and it must not be cowed"
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/if-t...
'If the BBC backs down to Trump, it doesn’t deserve to survive’ | The News Agents
What’s the next move for the BBC, after Donald Trump’s threat to sue the broadcaster for a billion dollars – and why what it decides will influence much more than its own future.
www.thenewsagents.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This. Drag him through the courts. Make his life difficult. There's the news scoop of the decade.
The BBC should tell Trump to fuck off. Drag him through the courts; put all of his indiscretions/crimes on display. Part of his writ is for 'damage to his reputation' - so prove he doesn't have one to damage. A case like this could drag on for years, and the likelihood is he'll die before it ends.
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
The BBC should tell Trump to fuck off. Drag him through the courts; put all of his indiscretions/crimes on display. Part of his writ is for 'damage to his reputation' - so prove he doesn't have one to damage. A case like this could drag on for years, and the likelihood is he'll die before it ends.
Farage walking away from the plane crash was a major turning point in British politics.
If gravity had done its job properly, we'd have a very different country.
If gravity had done its job properly, we'd have a very different country.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Farage walking away from the plane crash was a major turning point in British politics.
If gravity had done its job properly, we'd have a very different country.
If gravity had done its job properly, we'd have a very different country.
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If this is what happens when Reform runs a council, just imagine Farage running the country.
Care homes closed and vulnerable people abandoned.
We cannot let Trump’s America become Farage’s Britain.
Care homes closed and vulnerable people abandoned.
We cannot let Trump’s America become Farage’s Britain.
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If this is what happens when Reform runs a council, just imagine Farage running the country.
Care homes closed and vulnerable people abandoned.
We cannot let Trump’s America become Farage’s Britain.
Care homes closed and vulnerable people abandoned.
We cannot let Trump’s America become Farage’s Britain.
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Very good point but he could go to Red Square and lay one there while updating the boss.
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Very good point but he could go to Red Square and lay one there while updating the boss.
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Imagine being so angry all the time. Exhausting! I'm sure he could lay a wreath in his constituency if he feels so strongly ( if doing lots of heavy lifting here)
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Imagine being so angry all the time. Exhausting! I'm sure he could lay a wreath in his constituency if he feels so strongly ( if doing lots of heavy lifting here)
Don't know why Reform voters are kicking off about Farage 'not being allowed' to lay a wreath at the Cenotaph in Whitehall.
His side lost the last war.
His side lost the last war.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Don't know why Reform voters are kicking off about Farage 'not being allowed' to lay a wreath at the Cenotaph in Whitehall.
His side lost the last war.
His side lost the last war.
So, it *is* the far-right we have to be scared of...
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
So, it *is* the far-right we have to be scared of...