Brass Monkeys
@brassmonkeys.bsky.social
Pro-Eu Lancastrian Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. This snowflake's an avalanche.
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Only six more weeks until Christian Nationalists celebrate the birth of a Palestinian baby they wouldn’t even feed 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Only six more weeks until Christian Nationalists celebrate the birth of a Palestinian baby they wouldn’t even feed 🥰
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Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
The sale was pulled because they couldn't make it add up.
I'll get me cloak...
I'll get me cloak...
One of the very few surviving Pascalines was due to be sold by Christie’s in Paris — but scientists have called for its export to be blocked
World’s ‘first calculator’ with €3m price tag is pulled from auction
www.thetimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The sale was pulled because they couldn't make it add up.
I'll get me cloak...
I'll get me cloak...
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As a welcome gift to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, President Trump presents him with a 24 carat gold replica of the bone saw that he used to dismember Saudi journalist Jamal Kashoggi.
#DonaldTrump #JamalKashoggi
#DonaldTrump #JamalKashoggi
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
As a welcome gift to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, President Trump presents him with a 24 carat gold replica of the bone saw that he used to dismember Saudi journalist Jamal Kashoggi.
#DonaldTrump #JamalKashoggi
#DonaldTrump #JamalKashoggi
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Victims take the battle to MAGA - great story of how leveraging the media can work for good.
www.adweek.com/convergent-t...
www.adweek.com/convergent-t...
A TV Hail Mary: How the Epstein PSA Aired on Monday Night Football
The Epstein PSA achieved the nearly impossible task of getting in the game with around a day’s notice.
www.adweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Victims take the battle to MAGA - great story of how leveraging the media can work for good.
www.adweek.com/convergent-t...
www.adweek.com/convergent-t...
Behold: The Master Race.
Remember: their vote cancels yours out!
Remember: their vote cancels yours out!
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Behold: The Master Race.
Remember: their vote cancels yours out!
Remember: their vote cancels yours out!
Quiet, piggy...
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Quiet, piggy...
It was inevitable.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
It was inevitable.
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Sure seems like pedophilia is a cornerstone of the Republican Party. #SaveHealthcareNotPedophiles
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sure seems like pedophilia is a cornerstone of the Republican Party. #SaveHealthcareNotPedophiles
Swearing.
Schadenfreude.
Sarcasm.
Schadenfreude.
Sarcasm.
List three things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. High-speed yacht transfers
2. Strict sobriety
3. An encyclopaedic knowledge of Roger's Profanisaurus
1. High-speed yacht transfers
2. Strict sobriety
3. An encyclopaedic knowledge of Roger's Profanisaurus
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Swearing.
Schadenfreude.
Sarcasm.
Schadenfreude.
Sarcasm.
It starts with confiscating gold, jewelry and watches. And we know where it ends...
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It starts with confiscating gold, jewelry and watches. And we know where it ends...
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Confiscating jewellery from survivors of a war zone makes you look like a fucking Nazi. And the obscene thing is, that is the intention. It's there to look appropriately harsh. Indecent. Filthy. A moral stain. And no-one of good character would have ever proposed such a thing in the first place.
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Confiscating jewellery from survivors of a war zone makes you look like a fucking Nazi. And the obscene thing is, that is the intention. It's there to look appropriately harsh. Indecent. Filthy. A moral stain. And no-one of good character would have ever proposed such a thing in the first place.
Every day, Labour does something that makes me scream: "Oh just fuck off" - what next, warehouses full of 'confiscated' gold teeth and compulsory showers?
You'd think Mahmood would have some empathy with the immigrant struggle. But no. Just pulling up the fucking ladder. Basically Braverman-ism.
You'd think Mahmood would have some empathy with the immigrant struggle. But no. Just pulling up the fucking ladder. Basically Braverman-ism.
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Every day, Labour does something that makes me scream: "Oh just fuck off" - what next, warehouses full of 'confiscated' gold teeth and compulsory showers?
You'd think Mahmood would have some empathy with the immigrant struggle. But no. Just pulling up the fucking ladder. Basically Braverman-ism.
You'd think Mahmood would have some empathy with the immigrant struggle. But no. Just pulling up the fucking ladder. Basically Braverman-ism.
They've finished crossing his name out, have they?
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
They've finished crossing his name out, have they?
Who's Bubba?
We need to know!
We need to know!
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Who's Bubba?
We need to know!
We need to know!
Oh, it'll be glorious is it comes out that Trump is an actual cocksucker.
All I’m going to say is, they don’t care if he’s had sex with children, but if they find out he’s had sex with another man, they will implode…
They have a fcked up sense of morality.
They have a fcked up sense of morality.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oh, it'll be glorious is it comes out that Trump is an actual cocksucker.
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To all the Reform UK supporters I'll just leave this here
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
To all the Reform UK supporters I'll just leave this here
Another pair of Kent's gone.
(Though I may have misheard that)
(Though I may have misheard that)
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Another pair of Kent's gone.
(Though I may have misheard that)
(Though I may have misheard that)
Breaking news about the Fag-Ash Fuhrer.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Breaking news about the Fag-Ash Fuhrer.