Brass Monkeys
@brassmonkeys.bsky.social
Pro-Eu Lancastrian Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. This snowflake's an avalanche.
It starts with jewelry...
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It starts with jewelry...
It starts with confiscating gold, jewelry and watches. And we know where it ends...
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It starts with confiscating gold, jewelry and watches. And we know where it ends...
Who's Bubba?
We need to know!
We need to know!
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Who's Bubba?
We need to know!
We need to know!
Another pair of Kent's gone.
(Though I may have misheard that)
(Though I may have misheard that)
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Another pair of Kent's gone.
(Though I may have misheard that)
(Though I may have misheard that)
Breaking news about the Fag-Ash Fuhrer.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Breaking news about the Fag-Ash Fuhrer.
Is this twat going for some sort of record today.
He needs deporting.
He needs deporting.
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Is this twat going for some sort of record today.
He needs deporting.
He needs deporting.
Six weeks ago, this human skid-mark was all in favour of flying flags.
Maybe he'd like it more of it were hanging flaccidly from a lamp-post in the rain.
Absolute twat.
Maybe he'd like it more of it were hanging flaccidly from a lamp-post in the rain.
Absolute twat.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Six weeks ago, this human skid-mark was all in favour of flying flags.
Maybe he'd like it more of it were hanging flaccidly from a lamp-post in the rain.
Absolute twat.
Maybe he'd like it more of it were hanging flaccidly from a lamp-post in the rain.
Absolute twat.
I'm pretty sure we've seen this supposed Wes Streeting coup against Kier Starmer somewhere before 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm pretty sure we've seen this supposed Wes Streeting coup against Kier Starmer somewhere before 🤔
Don't know why Reform voters are kicking off about Farage 'not being allowed' to lay a wreath at the Cenotaph in Whitehall.
His side lost the last war.
His side lost the last war.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Don't know why Reform voters are kicking off about Farage 'not being allowed' to lay a wreath at the Cenotaph in Whitehall.
His side lost the last war.
His side lost the last war.
So, it *is* the far-right we have to be scared of...
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
So, it *is* the far-right we have to be scared of...
Anyway, it's Sunday.
Fuck Reform. Amen.
Fuck Reform. Amen.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Anyway, it's Sunday.
Fuck Reform. Amen.
Fuck Reform. Amen.
Yes.
Bag 'em up and ship 'em out in shackles.
His wife knows it's coming when they run out of less well-connected brown-faced people.
Bag 'em up and ship 'em out in shackles.
His wife knows it's coming when they run out of less well-connected brown-faced people.
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yes.
Bag 'em up and ship 'em out in shackles.
His wife knows it's coming when they run out of less well-connected brown-faced people.
Bag 'em up and ship 'em out in shackles.
His wife knows it's coming when they run out of less well-connected brown-faced people.
🎵🎶 Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping - ridicule is nothing to be scared of... 🎶🎵
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
🎵🎶 Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping - ridicule is nothing to be scared of... 🎶🎵
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM