Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell
@gazzalw63.bsky.social
Historian, Mitcham's greatest Satirist, West Northumbrian, Centre left, Woke, Pro-EU, Nazi Hater. NUFC fan since 1969. Wargamer, YouTube creator, Tolkien fan, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, comedian and father of 2. Bit silly but don't care. Gemini.
Within 1 minute Sultana mentions Gaza then genocide twice. Followed by a word salad.
The question is about grown up Government.
Labour spokeswoman slaps down a Reform voter brilliantly. Kruger follows up with utter shit. To her credit Sultana calls him out. Well done!
The question is about grown up Government.
Labour spokeswoman slaps down a Reform voter brilliantly. Kruger follows up with utter shit. To her credit Sultana calls him out. Well done!
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Within 1 minute Sultana mentions Gaza then genocide twice. Followed by a word salad.
The question is about grown up Government.
Labour spokeswoman slaps down a Reform voter brilliantly. Kruger follows up with utter shit. To her credit Sultana calls him out. Well done!
The question is about grown up Government.
Labour spokeswoman slaps down a Reform voter brilliantly. Kruger follows up with utter shit. To her credit Sultana calls him out. Well done!
Nearly 3 in the morning, just woke up, watching Celine Dion. living the fucking dream.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Nearly 3 in the morning, just woke up, watching Celine Dion. living the fucking dream.
BBC news at 10 also running the biggest Pedo story about Neville Husband.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
BBC news at 10 also running the biggest Pedo story about Neville Husband.
And in more Kettle Black Pot news Trump’s camp are saying the ‘Dems’ are talking about the Epstein files (that didn’t exist, then they did, then… etc) to distract from the shutdown that distract from the files and something about sleepy Joe while Orangina sleeps and so on.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
And in more Kettle Black Pot news Trump’s camp are saying the ‘Dems’ are talking about the Epstein files (that didn’t exist, then they did, then… etc) to distract from the shutdown that distract from the files and something about sleepy Joe while Orangina sleeps and so on.
LBC running the story about Britains most prolific Pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
LBC running the story about Britains most prolific Pedophile.
Rupert Lowlife gets to ask a question in PMQs and inevitably wastes it on asking for a Referendum on bringing back the death penalty to gasps from the house.
Fucking arsehole. Yet the far right media will run it
Fucking arsehole. Yet the far right media will run it
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Rupert Lowlife gets to ask a question in PMQs and inevitably wastes it on asking for a Referendum on bringing back the death penalty to gasps from the house.
Fucking arsehole. Yet the far right media will run it
Fucking arsehole. Yet the far right media will run it
Just supposing Starmer does step down, you just know the Reform muppets will expect an immediate General Election and the King to ensure there is.
Just like when Thatcher, Blair, Cameron, May, Johnson and Truss all stepped down. Remember all those elections and the Queen taking over?
Just like when Thatcher, Blair, Cameron, May, Johnson and Truss all stepped down. Remember all those elections and the Queen taking over?
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Just supposing Starmer does step down, you just know the Reform muppets will expect an immediate General Election and the King to ensure there is.
Just like when Thatcher, Blair, Cameron, May, Johnson and Truss all stepped down. Remember all those elections and the Queen taking over?
Just like when Thatcher, Blair, Cameron, May, Johnson and Truss all stepped down. Remember all those elections and the Queen taking over?
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The same silly hat for fruitcake Lizzy
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The same silly hat for fruitcake Lizzy
I see the lettuce showed up at the Cenotaph again then.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I see the lettuce showed up at the Cenotaph again then.
We’ll be in our white shirt green shorts combo won’t we. Only slightly less unlucky than the green shirt white shorts guaranteed loss kit.
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
We’ll be in our white shirt green shorts combo won’t we. Only slightly less unlucky than the green shirt white shorts guaranteed loss kit.
Man released in error (amongst over 220) caught after being spotted in Finsbury Park. Philp doesn’t mention any of the hundreds accidentally released under the Tories.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj...
Algerian sex offender mistakenly released from Wandsworth prison arrested - live updates
Brahim Kaddour-Cherif was spotted by a member of the public in north London today after being freed in error on 29 October.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Man released in error (amongst over 220) caught after being spotted in Finsbury Park. Philp doesn’t mention any of the hundreds accidentally released under the Tories.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj...
Has the Exododus started?
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Has the Exododus started?
Reposted by Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell
Between 2010–2024, 860 prisoners were accidentally released under the Conservatives. Yet the first and second accidental releases under Labour are getting more headlines than all 860 Tory f***-ups combined.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Between 2010–2024, 860 prisoners were accidentally released under the Conservatives. Yet the first and second accidental releases under Labour are getting more headlines than all 860 Tory f***-ups combined.
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why is it now we hear about prisoners being released in error but not one when over 200 were released in error last year
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...
Wandsworth prison admits two inmates released in error in past week - live updates
Police are looking for Brahim Kaddour-Cherif, an Algerian freed in error a week ago, and William Smith, 35, freed by mistake on Monday.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Why is it now we hear about prisoners being released in error but not one when over 200 were released in error last year
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...
Reposted by Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell
December 13, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Ian Hislop vs Nigel Farage Pt. 1! | Have I Got News For You
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November 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just watched the first series of 1923 the prequel to Yellowstone and sequel to 1883 on Netflix. Fantastic show and hope they put up series 2 soon.
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just watched the first series of 1923 the prequel to Yellowstone and sequel to 1883 on Netflix. Fantastic show and hope they put up series 2 soon.
Why the hell did Pope punch that?
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Why the hell did Pope punch that?
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM