Petty Ruxpin
@branchrobynian.bsky.social
loves talking to the void
So TikTok Shop is just low-rent QVC, right?
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
So TikTok Shop is just low-rent QVC, right?
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I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
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"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
Bubbles. Lots and lots of bubbles.
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bubbles. Lots and lots of bubbles.
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The arc of the moral universe was like
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The arc of the moral universe was like
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The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
Every. Country. Song.
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Every. Country. Song.
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Personally I think we should let the rich fail so they learn to stand on their own two feet
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Personally I think we should let the rich fail so they learn to stand on their own two feet
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A real loss. Rest in power, Alice Wong.
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
A real loss. Rest in power, Alice Wong.
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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
January 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
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these are not even the files lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
these are not even the files lol
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oh are we upset about the influence of airline CEOs on US politics today? because I come bearing a list of grievances
Delta Letter to CDC Resurfaces After Isolation Time Cut Raises Questions
Delta suggested the isolation period be cut from 10 days to five days less than a week before the CDC's decision.
www.newsweek.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
oh are we upset about the influence of airline CEOs on US politics today? because I come bearing a list of grievances
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
I only have the energy for small-dose people tonight
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I only have the energy for small-dose people tonight
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“You’re so quiet.“
Yes, please join me.
Yes, please join me.
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“You’re so quiet.“
Yes, please join me.
Yes, please join me.
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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Woke 2 has arrived.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Woke 2 has arrived.
I have so many questions.
🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/katie-britt-receives-honorary-doctorate-during-tuskegee-homecoming.html
The politician said she was “blown away” to receive the Doctorate of Laws degree.
The politician said she was “blown away” to receive the Doctorate of Laws degree.
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I have so many questions.
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One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
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It is wild to me that Douglas Adams predicted OpenAI
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It is wild to me that Douglas Adams predicted OpenAI
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I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"