Tyler Sprague
@braizan.bsky.social
Level 34 cyborg. He/Him. All posts reflect the views of every person and company ever.
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Tyler Sprague
@braizan.bsky.social
· Jan 26
I’m bringing my Path to Platinum posts over here to Bluesky! In these, I share the journey of video games in which I’m aiming for that sweet Platinum.
My current target is Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor. This and its sequel are two of my favorite stealth games and I always have a blast with them.
My current target is Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor. This and its sequel are two of my favorite stealth games and I always have a blast with them.
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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Love that the closest thing that Pokémon Red/Blue has to a tutorial is a drunk guy lying in the street who screams at you when you first meet him.
April 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Love that the closest thing that Pokémon Red/Blue has to a tutorial is a drunk guy lying in the street who screams at you when you first meet him.
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WASHINGTON—With the United States facing a daunting array of problems, leading historians reminded the nation that when making tough choices, it never hurts to stop, take a look at similar situations from the past, and then think about whether the decisions people made back then were good or bad.
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
WASHINGTON—With the United States facing a daunting array of problems at home and abroad, leading historians courteously reminded the nation Thursday that when making tough choices, it never hurts to ...
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June 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
WASHINGTON—With the United States facing a daunting array of problems, leading historians reminded the nation that when making tough choices, it never hurts to stop, take a look at similar situations from the past, and then think about whether the decisions people made back then were good or bad.
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT is this month's free one page game.
One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. If you need to know more than that, this game is probably not for you.
PDFs and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...
One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. If you need to know more than that, this game is probably not for you.
PDFs and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...
May 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT is this month's free one page game.
One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. If you need to know more than that, this game is probably not for you.
PDFs and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...
One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. If you need to know more than that, this game is probably not for you.
PDFs and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...
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Er, anyone else remember that in Andor, despite all his actual crimes, he is arrested just for walking around and "looking suspicous" by an Imperial officer, then sentenced to 6 years -- without due process -- to a foreign prison? Yeah....
April 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Er, anyone else remember that in Andor, despite all his actual crimes, he is arrested just for walking around and "looking suspicous" by an Imperial officer, then sentenced to 6 years -- without due process -- to a foreign prison? Yeah....
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A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
April 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
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1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
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If this story didn't have today's date, I would've thought it was a Depression-era headline.
April 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If this story didn't have today's date, I would've thought it was a Depression-era headline.
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this is the best bug we've ever found
March 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
this is the best bug we've ever found
Spending some time taking care of myself today.
March 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Spending some time taking care of myself today.
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A recent study found that cervical cancer deaths in young women have plummeted since the introduction of the human papillomavirus vaccine.
As Cervical Cancer Deaths Plummet, Experts Credit HPV Vaccine
HPV can cause a variety of cancers, including cervical. New mortality data for women under 25 point to the success of the HPV vaccine.
buff.ly
March 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A recent study found that cervical cancer deaths in young women have plummeted since the introduction of the human papillomavirus vaccine.
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Two dudes chilling in a cat tree
March 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Two dudes chilling in a cat tree
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take your PTO. all of it. use your sick days even if you’re not actually sick. only do work inside work hours. the most important thing to do when you have a job is maintain your dignity
I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but:
If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.
Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.
Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
March 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
take your PTO. all of it. use your sick days even if you’re not actually sick. only do work inside work hours. the most important thing to do when you have a job is maintain your dignity
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The world will not heal until we get Portal 3. That is truly the pressing spcietal issue of today.
February 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The world will not heal until we get Portal 3. That is truly the pressing spcietal issue of today.
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Beans in chili are woke. What a great bit
February 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Beans in chili are woke. What a great bit
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The real hierarchy of needs
February 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The real hierarchy of needs
I’m pretty stoked!
Also I know I said that the DLCs don’t really matter to me in my quest for Platinums, and generally that’s still true. But I haven’t really spent time with the DLCs for SOM and I’m having a blast, so maybe we’ll get a full 100% after all!
Also I know I said that the DLCs don’t really matter to me in my quest for Platinums, and generally that’s still true. But I haven’t really spent time with the DLCs for SOM and I’m having a blast, so maybe we’ll get a full 100% after all!
February 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m pretty stoked!
Also I know I said that the DLCs don’t really matter to me in my quest for Platinums, and generally that’s still true. But I haven’t really spent time with the DLCs for SOM and I’m having a blast, so maybe we’ll get a full 100% after all!
Also I know I said that the DLCs don’t really matter to me in my quest for Platinums, and generally that’s still true. But I haven’t really spent time with the DLCs for SOM and I’m having a blast, so maybe we’ll get a full 100% after all!
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No no that’s the car from Back to the Future. Nah, mitochondria is a drunk typo of the new aura Might of Chondria, that gives target creature first strike, vigilance, and +1/+1 for every other creature you control.
I thought that was the midichlorians
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
January 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
No no that’s the car from Back to the Future. Nah, mitochondria is a drunk typo of the new aura Might of Chondria, that gives target creature first strike, vigilance, and +1/+1 for every other creature you control.