Tyler Sprague
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Tyler Sprague
@braizan.bsky.social
Level 34 cyborg. He/Him. All posts reflect the views of every person and company ever.
Exhibit C: Bean! He’s our sour patch kid, The Baby™, the ultimate spaz, and we love him to bits. He play, he zoom, he snacc, he attac
July 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Bonus picture of Pretzel as the angel he is.
July 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bonus Buddy picture. “Draw me like one of your French cats!”
July 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Exhibit B: Pretzel. Buddy’s twin brother, named by the shelter owner’s 5yo child who said “Who doesn’t love a pretzel?” She was right. We lost Pretzel to cancer two years ago but he was a marshmallow in the shape of a cat who was incapable of doing wrong, and was the sunshine in everyone’s day.
July 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Exhibit A: Buddy! He came with that name from the shelter because he’s everyone’s buddy. He wasn’t explicitly named after food, but imma squeak him in under the technicality that Muddy Buddies are a Chex Mix variety. Also he is such a sweet and proper gentleman!
July 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Well…
July 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Be honest, you’re really Krobus running an alt account aren’t you
June 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
March 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Spending some time taking care of myself today.
March 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Two dudes chilling in a cat tree
March 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
February 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
February 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In case this is too obscure of a reference:
February 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m pretty stoked!

Also I know I said that the DLCs don’t really matter to me in my quest for Platinums, and generally that’s still true. But I haven’t really spent time with the DLCs for SOM and I’m having a blast, so maybe we’ll get a full 100% after all!
February 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
And now, for housekeeping. Got some sick shrooms and dank kush.
February 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yeehaw! Achievement unlocked!
January 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My focus right now is this beast:
The White Rider - Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

I’m using Reddit maps to figure out the best route through Nurn to get this one. Orc gangs go through here regularly, it’s just tough to tell at a distance if they have slaves with them.
January 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Most of what I have left are housekeeping items that are more grinding than anything else. Yesterday I racked up the legend trophies for Azkar, Urfael, and Acharn.
January 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m bringing my Path to Platinum posts over here to Bluesky! In these, I share the journey of video games in which I’m aiming for that sweet Platinum.

My current target is Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor. This and its sequel are two of my favorite stealth games and I always have a blast with them.
January 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A time where they got it just right
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Behold, three gentlemen. I hope this helps your day.

Left to right: Bean (age 1.5), Pretzel (2013-2023), and his twin Buddy (age 11)
January 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Bro has made himself cozy in the shoebox. Also the brand is, fittingly, Puma. A Bean in his natural habitat! 🤣
January 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
January 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This one when I was 15. I was so hyped for this game, and I played it so much during Christmas break that I temporarily damaged my vision. It was a great time.
December 25, 2024 at 11:31 AM
He’s a cat but he acts like a dog.
December 12, 2024 at 10:39 PM