Tyler Sprague
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Tyler Sprague
@braizan.bsky.social
Level 34 cyborg. He/Him. All posts reflect the views of every person and company ever.
With that jacket…
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October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Civility is a cudgel used by the highborn as an excuse to protect their position, smother change, and keep everyone else down.

This is why I loved the choice in @campaignpod.bsky.social ‘s Skyjacks story (queer sky pirates) that the first ship the crew did battle with was called the Civility.
September 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
wazzaaaaaaaap
August 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
May I suggest the queer erotica novel series Nexus Alpha by @ela-bambust.bsky.social . It’s a healthy dose of Giant Fighting Robots except it’s “Oops, All Lesbians,” and it’s a criticism of the military industrial complex.

No spoilers, but the pilots have a… unique relationship to their machines.
August 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Exhibit C: Bean! He’s our sour patch kid, The Baby™, the ultimate spaz, and we love him to bits. He play, he zoom, he snacc, he attac
July 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Bonus picture of Pretzel as the angel he is.
July 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bonus Buddy picture. “Draw me like one of your French cats!”
July 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Exhibit B: Pretzel. Buddy’s twin brother, named by the shelter owner’s 5yo child who said “Who doesn’t love a pretzel?” She was right. We lost Pretzel to cancer two years ago but he was a marshmallow in the shape of a cat who was incapable of doing wrong, and was the sunshine in everyone’s day.
July 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Exhibit A: Buddy! He came with that name from the shelter because he’s everyone’s buddy. He wasn’t explicitly named after food, but imma squeak him in under the technicality that Muddy Buddies are a Chex Mix variety. Also he is such a sweet and proper gentleman!
July 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It is amazing how many plants struggle to be grown at all, then there are others like this that go “Oh, you didn’t even TRY to plant me this year? HOLD MY BEER.”

Nature is weird lol
July 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
(cont)
- Forgot the reset password I made them 10s ago
- Unplugged a device then wonder why it doesn’t work
- (emergency ticket) Monitor was not working (it was turned off)
- “Got hacked” (PC restarted for updates)

So if anyone is worried, don’t be. We’re a ways off from “robots run everything.” 😛
July 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I work in IT for a major international company. Here are some of the help requests I’ve gotten this week.
- Don’t know how to turn PC power on
- Don’t know how to sign in or out
- Forgot the password they used five seconds ago
July 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well…
July 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We are so sorry for your loss. Claudia is such a beautiful girl and you gave her a wonderful life. ❤️
July 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Well this seems unnecessary -turns to dust-
July 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If you’re not a Stardew fan, Krobus is a Shadow Person who loves Void Mayonnaise as a gift, and when you give it to them they promise to eat half of it and use the other half for lotion. Krobus is spooky, sweet, and gives the best hugs!
June 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Be honest, you’re really Krobus running an alt account aren’t you
June 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That catastrophic failures in computers do happen, but they are extremely rare. “Turn it off and on again” or “unplug it and plug it back in” are almost always the answer. Like, 8/10 times. And one of the remaining two tenths is user error.
June 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM