Bohan
@boganmongrel.bsky.social
All posts ripped from dialog when you talk to a senile old man in a JRPG
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"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon
September 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon
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I’ll never bow to peer pressure. Unless you guys want me to?
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I’ll never bow to peer pressure. Unless you guys want me to?
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I would know if I was being slowly corrupted by insidious forces beyond my comprehension. I would comprehend it easily
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I would know if I was being slowly corrupted by insidious forces beyond my comprehension. I would comprehend it easily
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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Inside me are two of the nicest wolves you’ll ever meet. I’m just so blessed to call them my wolves.
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Inside me are two of the nicest wolves you’ll ever meet. I’m just so blessed to call them my wolves.
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My haiku brings them
Brings all the bards to my yard
'Tis better than yours
Brings all the bards to my yard
'Tis better than yours
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
My haiku brings them
Brings all the bards to my yard
'Tis better than yours
Brings all the bards to my yard
'Tis better than yours
I'm not divorced from reality, we're just going through a rough patch.
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I'm not divorced from reality, we're just going through a rough patch.
"is that character based on me?"
"No, they're an amalgamation of several different losers I know"
"No, they're an amalgamation of several different losers I know"
January 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
"is that character based on me?"
"No, they're an amalgamation of several different losers I know"
"No, they're an amalgamation of several different losers I know"
Take me down to turf war city
Where the grass is red
Where the grass is red
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Take me down to turf war city
Where the grass is red
Where the grass is red
How do oracles that sit in a cave for 600 years waiting for the hero to turn up not get super depressed?
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
How do oracles that sit in a cave for 600 years waiting for the hero to turn up not get super depressed?
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you just gotta choose your battles. me? i choose 0 battles.
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
you just gotta choose your battles. me? i choose 0 battles.
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Some people confuse vasectomy with castration, but there’s a vas deferens between them.
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Some people confuse vasectomy with castration, but there’s a vas deferens between them.
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My supply didn’t meet my demand yet again.
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My supply didn’t meet my demand yet again.
Why do we call dead people "complex" for doing a bunch of dumb stuff?
Why don't we just say "he obviously treated people like dirt but his second album is still important to me" - your feelings are complex not the celebrity.
The celebrity is an idiot.
Why don't we just say "he obviously treated people like dirt but his second album is still important to me" - your feelings are complex not the celebrity.
The celebrity is an idiot.
December 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Why do we call dead people "complex" for doing a bunch of dumb stuff?
Why don't we just say "he obviously treated people like dirt but his second album is still important to me" - your feelings are complex not the celebrity.
The celebrity is an idiot.
Why don't we just say "he obviously treated people like dirt but his second album is still important to me" - your feelings are complex not the celebrity.
The celebrity is an idiot.
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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Dentist: [*vomiting*]
Gift-horse: “I fucking warned you, man”
Gift-horse: “I fucking warned you, man”
December 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Dentist: [*vomiting*]
Gift-horse: “I fucking warned you, man”
Gift-horse: “I fucking warned you, man”
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AI isn’t going to take your job
I am
You’re going to go in to your next shift and I will be there, I will be wearing your clothing and your badge, I will be sitting in your chair, I will be answering to your name
As much as you tell people I’m not you, they won’t believe you or recognize you
I am
You’re going to go in to your next shift and I will be there, I will be wearing your clothing and your badge, I will be sitting in your chair, I will be answering to your name
As much as you tell people I’m not you, they won’t believe you or recognize you
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
AI isn’t going to take your job
I am
You’re going to go in to your next shift and I will be there, I will be wearing your clothing and your badge, I will be sitting in your chair, I will be answering to your name
As much as you tell people I’m not you, they won’t believe you or recognize you
I am
You’re going to go in to your next shift and I will be there, I will be wearing your clothing and your badge, I will be sitting in your chair, I will be answering to your name
As much as you tell people I’m not you, they won’t believe you or recognize you
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Ooh I thought you said “rad wife”
September 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ooh I thought you said “rad wife”
Did you say he "salted the earth" or he's "the salt of the earth"?
I think a mixup based on this idiom could be the central plot idea of a Wallace and Gromit film
I think a mixup based on this idiom could be the central plot idea of a Wallace and Gromit film
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Did you say he "salted the earth" or he's "the salt of the earth"?
I think a mixup based on this idiom could be the central plot idea of a Wallace and Gromit film
I think a mixup based on this idiom could be the central plot idea of a Wallace and Gromit film
Protip: to spice things up when you take your clothes off say "BEHOLD, THE GIFTS OF LIFE"
December 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Protip: to spice things up when you take your clothes off say "BEHOLD, THE GIFTS OF LIFE"
I won a Grammy award for best supporting grandson
December 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I won a Grammy award for best supporting grandson
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you rampaged across metropolitan Tokyo, causing thousands of casualties
This year, to save me from tears
I′ll give it to someone special
But the very next day, you rampaged across metropolitan Tokyo, causing thousands of casualties
This year, to save me from tears
I′ll give it to someone special
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you rampaged across metropolitan Tokyo, causing thousands of casualties
This year, to save me from tears
I′ll give it to someone special
But the very next day, you rampaged across metropolitan Tokyo, causing thousands of casualties
This year, to save me from tears
I′ll give it to someone special
Welcome to Saturday Night Live-ish, with your host comedyGPT
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Welcome to Saturday Night Live-ish, with your host comedyGPT
Do you believe in Christmas Guy?
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Do you believe in Christmas Guy?