Zachary Gawiser 🇺🇦
bobwilleatyou.bsky.social
Zachary Gawiser 🇺🇦
@bobwilleatyou.bsky.social
College student, ally, He/him. Proud to be woke and vaccinated. I'm a punny guy.
My motto is: The first step to solving a problem is acknowledging that you have a problem that needs to be solved.
#FreeLuigi
#SlavaUkraini #NAFO
#NaziLivesDon'tMatter
Pinned
Make 1984 Fiction Again
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November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Shakira Law. Nobody's hips will be allowed to lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-Na-Na law. Everyone has to grease their hair and sing DooWop.
Mamdani is going to implement Shannara law. Everything will be extremely derivative of Tolkien and predictable.
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Well, that certainly cleared that up.
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This average is wrong. It doesn't eliminate Spiders Georg, a statistical outlier that eats 6 million spiders a day
Historically, this day you can expect to eat 0.002 spiders
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Testicle
Hitler only had one
Fun fact ;)
Hey now, Hitlerball sounds like a fun sport. I am just unsure whether you kick his head or his testicles around.
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Posting an A.I. generated video is like posting a picture of a shit that somebody else took
November 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
GAME ON!!!
GOAL! 45' — D. Pereira scores for Austin. Austin 1–3 Los Angeles FC. Major League Soccer

#austinfc #basketball #lafc #MLS
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Who's-a next?
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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deflock.me shows where every camera is. The more cameras there are, the more likely that people will be harassed simply for exercising their Constitutional rights.
DeFlock
Spot, map, and resist automated license plate readers (ALPRs) near you.
deflock.me
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What's happening in Denver right now is FUCKING DISGUSTING! The Denver city council voted unanimously, 12-0, against the implementation of AI spyware paid for with taxpayer money, and the mayor is going ahead with it anyways
Denver extends Flock surveillance cameras despite pushback from city council
The city has promised changes that ensure Denver's license plate tracking data isn't leaked to federal authorities.
denverite.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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They both got to second base.
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Kingon Artist: "Today IS a good day to dye!"
Klingon Emo Band Lead Singer: "Today is a good day to cry!"
Klingon Used-Car Salesman: "Today is a good day to buy!"
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you see this, post four female characters you love
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I should run for Congress. Then I could have an actually normal amount of vacation days.
I should run for Congress. I want to get paid to not do shit.
I should run for Congress. I need cheaper healthcare.
October 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
To quote Hamilton:

Raise a glass to freedom. 🍷

Something they can NEVER take away. No matter what they tell you.

#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Only King I support
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
gn BlueSky
October 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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that's not a very nice way to refer to London museums
October 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
This economy is so bad that MAGA is going to have to start renting the libs
October 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Raise your hand if you share this vibe 🤭
October 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
#AustinFC did well, considering they were playing an 11 v 12
October 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM