Jason Patton
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Jason Patton
@jasoncpatton.com
Formerly @jasoncpatton on Twitter.

Iowa State Meteorology alum in Madison, WI.

Weather, climate, basketball, trivia, and computer programming memes.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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IT IS RESURRECTED!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BilL...

And then some, this is really more of an artistic tribute to the original Halikan industrial design with better materials and some fancy flair. Check it out, it's some of the best work by @polymatt.bsky.social yet!
Restoration or Resurrection? Re-creating a rare 80's laptop from the ground up
YouTube video by polymatt
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November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The Nashville radar is down. But, the good people who serve you every day at the NWS finally received the 130lb palette with the part on it. Their two techs are now lugging that part to the top of the radar tower to try and get the radar operational before SVR arrives. All while not being paid.
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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sorry guys I can't have this resting on my conscience
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If he is saying billion, with a B, that's about 400 pounds per person, which seems like an unhealthy amount of weight to lose. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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your energy bills are rising because they're forcing you to use millions-years-old sunlight instead of today's
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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in 2006 there was a big discussion about whether to delete the "vice presidents who have shot people" category which only had two people (cheney and burr)
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Sam Corcos, who entered government with DOGE earlier this year, decided to kill DirectFile after one meeting with with tax software lobbyists.

www.wired.com/story/doge-d...
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I’ll bet you never heard of an incredible weather event that happened 34 years ago on this very date, one so rarely mentioned yet so epic in scale, seemingly unknown to younger Minnesotas who lean forward with anticipation and excitement as survivors begin the tale of a Halloween blizzard that
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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If you're 37-42 American and this video doesn't immediately activate something within you, then I don't know what to say.
Literally thought this might just be the tracklist from Timelife's "The Sounds of the 80's" infomercial www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GZY...
Sounds of The 80s (Circa 2001)
YouTube video by The Dark Side of Commercials
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October 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Multi-panel view of the last few days of Hurricane Melissa:

↖️ GOES-19 infrared brightness temp
↗️ GOES-19 visible satellite
↙️ Hurricane hunter planes & flight paths
↘️ Recon-derived flight level wind swath
⬇️ Estimated minimum pressure from recon dropsondes
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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4 games is a very small sample. But through 4 games Victor Wembanyama's defensive rating is 89.5.

Only THREE players in the last 50 seasons have had a season with a lower DRTG. That's the historic level of impact he's displaying so far this season.

via @basketball-reference.com and @stathead.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Now, TOKIMEKI works with 70% of the memory usage of the official Bluesky app and 40% of X's memory usage. (*)
* Average value when the first GC runs after opening a page. Both are single-column.
I prioritize not only convenience but also lightness. Go ahead and use TOKIMEKI!!
tokimeki.blue
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The Advanced Dvorak Technique (ADT) satellite-derived intensity estimate peaked at 185 knots for #Melissa -- which, according to the developer at CIMSS, is the highest value to date for any tropical cyclone.
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I've had to update the plot of the strongest tropical cyclones by ocean basin all too often in recent years, since climate change increases the number of high-end storms. Melissa has joined the club, tied with Dorian (2019) as strongest Atlantic hurricane recorded outside the Gulf of Mexico.
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I was worried for my crew mates when I saw them circling in the eye for over 20 mins. Looks like the very rough ride was confirmed. Plane had to leave early. They reported svr turb and a "sawtooth" eye. Looks like they moved 600-700ft up & down during this stretch in ~1 min.
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Great pic/headline combo
October 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
www.python.org
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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NOAA hurricane hunters flying aboard a P-3 Orion aircraft ("Kermit") are monitoring Hurricane Melissa as most aircraft steer clear. The storm poses a catastrophic threat to Jamaica and Haiti.

The crew are among the many federal workers working without pay during the US government shutdown.
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Everyone on ESPN should be forced to wear a hot dog suit when reporting on a gambling scandal
October 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I bet a candidate could do well with “yeah, I said some awful things online when I was younger, but I see why it was wrong, and I’m familiar with extremist spaces online, how young men get radicalized by them, and what we can do about it.”

Less good is “it’s wrong of you to care about what I said.”
Graham Platner to @daveweigel.bsky.social:
"How do you expect to win back men when you go back through somebody’s Reddit history and just pull it all out and say: ‘Oh, my God, this person has no right to ever be in politics?’"

DSCC Chair Gillibrand: “It’s up to the voters of Maine to decide.”
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Time-saving tip: never buy a motherboard where what ports/slots work are conditional on what other slots/ports are in use. You will forget when you try to add something later.
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM