Dork Abundance
@blottopreminger.bsky.social
My pockets are full of oil
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Why are they called "feeds" and not "slop troughs for my disgusting little piggies"?
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Why are they called "feeds" and not "slop troughs for my disgusting little piggies"?
Yea I'm into GTA
Gun
Thesaurus
Adderall
Ready to post 👍
Gun
Thesaurus
Adderall
Ready to post 👍
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Yea I'm into GTA
Gun
Thesaurus
Adderall
Ready to post 👍
Gun
Thesaurus
Adderall
Ready to post 👍
Henry Hill crying: It was among the Italians, it was real greaseball shit *chokes up*
Trump trade war costs US Italian pasta: “Exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January.” Via WSJ
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves — The Wall Street Journal
Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Henry Hill crying: It was among the Italians, it was real greaseball shit *chokes up*
We stan a Real Estate 🫅, known as "Jungle Boy"
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
We stan a Real Estate 🫅, known as "Jungle Boy"
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aloof wife implies the existence of aloof wife guy
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
aloof wife implies the existence of aloof wife guy
"Jabba the Hut"? Why don't you Jabba a job
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"Jabba the Hut"? Why don't you Jabba a job
They say the harder they salami
The harder they fallami
The harder they fallami
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
They say the harder they salami
The harder they fallami
The harder they fallami
She's a chunky Reeses, I eat With Her Spoon
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
She's a chunky Reeses, I eat With Her Spoon
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond
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pierre trudeau serving
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
pierre trudeau serving
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There's something deeply funny about a bunch of decaying eugenicists about to reveal the next stage of the plan to exterminate autistic and disabled people and one them just goes tits up in the background.
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There's something deeply funny about a bunch of decaying eugenicists about to reveal the next stage of the plan to exterminate autistic and disabled people and one them just goes tits up in the background.
Won't you come home,
Dick Cheney,
Won't you come home
Dick Cheney,
Won't you come home
This isn’t even an OpEd by some MAGA talking head, it is an editorial by the Wall Street Journal calling for regime change in Venezuela.
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Won't you come home,
Dick Cheney,
Won't you come home
Dick Cheney,
Won't you come home
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Big news day today so you might have missed @npr.org quietly sliding a Doobie Brothers Tiny Desk under the front door. youtu.be/jrkOQuRYCIQ
The Doobie Brothers: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Big news day today so you might have missed @npr.org quietly sliding a Doobie Brothers Tiny Desk under the front door. youtu.be/jrkOQuRYCIQ
Halal Guys will be replaced by Ultra-Halal Guys
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Halal Guys will be replaced by Ultra-Halal Guys
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
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My dog: wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. My front door: Guy Fawkes mask where a Christmas Wreath might be. My toilet seat: Let's just say it's become harder to use lately.
Remember, remember
The fifth of November,
Something something and plot.
Something something
Something something
Ever be forgot.
The fifth of November,
Something something and plot.
Something something
Something something
Ever be forgot.
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My dog: wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. My front door: Guy Fawkes mask where a Christmas Wreath might be. My toilet seat: Let's just say it's become harder to use lately.
I say this out of love and concern. The uselessness of the editorial boards of the New York Times and the Washington Post was proven by their months-long anti-Mamdani campaign failing to convince anyone. Seppuku is a form of Japanese ritualistic suicide by disembowelment.
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I say this out of love and concern. The uselessness of the editorial boards of the New York Times and the Washington Post was proven by their months-long anti-Mamdani campaign failing to convince anyone. Seppuku is a form of Japanese ritualistic suicide by disembowelment.
No one can prove a negative. Nobody can prove Alan Dershowitz didn't promise to blow his brains out on live TV if Zohran won. So, I'm still looking forward to this "Reversal of Fortune"
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
No one can prove a negative. Nobody can prove Alan Dershowitz didn't promise to blow his brains out on live TV if Zohran won. So, I'm still looking forward to this "Reversal of Fortune"
I'm Andrew Cuomo, and frankly I've always been a Muslim. And a communist. A Cuommonist. And a Cumslim.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm Andrew Cuomo, and frankly I've always been a Muslim. And a communist. A Cuommonist. And a Cumslim.
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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