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My pockets are full of oil
Used to be excited once I saw a broadcast "Live from Gobbler's Knob." No more
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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I don’t fear studio gangsters but I do fear the Sussudio Gangster
February 8, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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I hope this Lady Gaga performance is an homage to the Grammys' famous Synthesizer Showdown. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Ng...
1985 Grammy Awards Synthesizer Medley (Hancock, Wonder, Dolby, Jones)
YouTube video by peahix
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Donald Dump more like it. Juice this
February 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
February 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Cocteau Twins - From the Flagstones (1986) #SundaySounds
youtu.be/cZCWZkp-oQg?...
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Henry Hill: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to live within my means, but with the opportunity for an occasional indulgence that I can easily afford.

Or, be a gangster. Yeah I meant be a gangster.
February 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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[clearing my throat in preparation to say something normal] if I WERE good friends with Turbo Pedo,
February 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Nellie,
Ask yur chik if shi wud like this Id=a: CBS Wisky Frydays with Tony Doogogopeel! Peple wud rilly start to tink hes cool. Get Jac Danels money, bring Dersh for Hollywud stories
-- Yur Friend jef

Sent from my iPhone in Hell
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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Nicholas Christakis is yet another person who's talked about the dangers of trans rights for the youth who just happens to be in cahoots with a transnational child abuse ring
I guess the best-available defense to this sort of thing—lots of friendly emails and visits with someone recently convicted of procuring a child for the purposes of prostitution, I mean—is something like “He seemed to have lots of money and connections and I would have liked a little piece of that”
January 31, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Every Epstein conversation is basically this.
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Movie lovers have just one question: What's going on? Who is that again?
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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i would gladly kill any of my followers to bring catherine o’hara back, even for just one day. preferably it would be a guy. doesn’t have to be just one either
January 30, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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New: Antifa unmasked a new generation of fascists in the Trump era. Now it's exposing ICE.

"Predators don’t get anonymity."

My latest for @us.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Antifa used to unmask neo-Nazis, now it’s exposing ICE: ‘Predators don’t get anonymity’
Following in a long American tradition of identifying fascists, a network of leftists has set out to name and shame Trump’s immigration agents
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Tonight, lads, we Ball
January 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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the ideal operating system would make using the computer completely impossible
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Having fun trying to google "widening MOM"
US TRADE DEFICIT WIDENS MOM BY MOST SINCE 1992
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I have important journalistic criticism to do. I must review the segment and determine if Tony's Mom "has got it going on."
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”

Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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good morning
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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lol I was only joking chill out
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 AM