Dork Abundance
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My pockets are full of oil
We stan a Real Estate 🫅, known as "Jungle Boy"
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
We stan a Real Estate 🫅, known as "Jungle Boy"
Damn, I've just been rolling my dead snakes up in one of these
October 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Damn, I've just been rolling my dead snakes up in one of these
Even more Metal
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Even more Metal
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: Are you the sort of man who would reveal the second Nazi tattoo while showing off the cover up for the first?
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: Are you the sort of man who would reveal the second Nazi tattoo while showing off the cover up for the first?
Getting kicked in the head by a horse feels good in a place like this
October 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Getting kicked in the head by a horse feels good in a place like this
A few Tall beers
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A few Tall beers
If nobody got me, I know
Guangzhou Zhujiang Brewery Co., Ltd. got me
Guangzhou Zhujiang Brewery Co., Ltd. got me
October 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If nobody got me, I know
Guangzhou Zhujiang Brewery Co., Ltd. got me
Guangzhou Zhujiang Brewery Co., Ltd. got me
Do I take my own advice? No,
October 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Do I take my own advice? No,
Coffee hard candy, for when you feel like a Werther's Original but are pretending you arent that old 👴🤘😈
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Coffee hard candy, for when you feel like a Werther's Original but are pretending you arent that old 👴🤘😈
Hope theyre ready for the most magical taste ever, its called coffee/café, and it's damn fine
October 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hope theyre ready for the most magical taste ever, its called coffee/café, and it's damn fine
Join Us 🐙 Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
October 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Join Us 🐙 Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Dr. Who (is Standing around the primary school, just "doing research")
October 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Dr. Who (is Standing around the primary school, just "doing research")
C'est un "moment 'Uh-Oh'!"
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
C'est un "moment 'Uh-Oh'!"
No "crash out". Only "crash in"
October 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
No "crash out". Only "crash in"
Interesting new direction for Taylor Swift
She's made a breakthrough I think
She's made a breakthrough I think
October 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Interesting new direction for Taylor Swift
She's made a breakthrough I think
She's made a breakthrough I think
Me whenever a Libertarian is seen with a computer
October 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me whenever a Libertarian is seen with a computer
Love that time that David Bowie was like /-(ツ)_/
October 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Love that time that David Bowie was like /-(ツ)_/
We are all victims of the
October 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We are all victims of the
Do you want to Doppel, mr. Gropple(r)?
September 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Do you want to Doppel, mr. Gropple(r)?