Dork Abundance
blottopreminger.bsky.social
Dork Abundance
@blottopreminger.bsky.social
My pockets are full of oil
Is he not fated to challenge his cousin-uncle in a lightning-filled last battle, wherein RFK Jr finally rips off his ill-fitting human skin suit?
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is the sling that King David used to kill Goliath. The baby reached escape velocity and is orbiting near Mars
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
kys bb
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
❤️ MORANIS
-- proctologist licence plate
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Having moderate squishes like Jeffries and Schumer in charge is worse than having actual centrists in charge. You can't position yourself versus or in agreement with leadership, cause who knows what they believe, or what they're planning.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Keep rollin rollin rollin
Rollin rollin rollin
Down the river
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Since when is 8 points not a fucking blowout? Jonathan Chait should have gone to one of those public schools he gets paid to attack, learn a little history
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Every Baldwin except Daniel
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Eric Adams: Race Fabulist
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Yeah he did some cool stuff
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When I start my Friendster parody it is over for you bitches
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Elvis' military-industrial complex suppressing the truth
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
He should've been doing it in Korea -- draft dodger
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
But then the mustard gas hits
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Followers of No Shirtia Law
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM