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Bleaktea
@bleaktea.bsky.social
Writer. No, not that kind of writer. Not that kind either. It's the boring kind.
He/him 🇨🇦
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I am always excessively polite with these AI chatbots because you never know which one of these guys is going to go full SHODAN and I want to be one of the cool cyborg horrors and not just some decapitated head on spider legs.
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December 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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o no Bill Clinton's in the new Epstein photos too? Whatever shall we do besides PUT THE GUILTY IN PRISON
December 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Oh my god what do you mean Soken didn’t even ask for it, Tom basically just went “we heard they were huge fans so we wrote them a song to use however they want”
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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⚠️ Update: Reached $200/$300 of goal to help cover necessities during the assistance application process. $100 remains!

V3nmo/C4shApp/P4yPal: esperjar

Every bit helps. Please share if unable to spare. Thank you so much for the support.

#Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
⚠️ Update: Reached $135/$300 of goal to help cover necessities during the assistance application process. $165 remains!

V3nmo/C4shApp/P4yPal: esperjar

Every bit helps. Please share if unable to spare. Thank you so much for the support.

#Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
⚠️ Update: Reached $100/$300 of goal to help cover necessities during the assistance application process. $200 remains!

V3nmo/C4shApp/P4yPal: esperjar

Every bit helps. Please share if unable to spare. Thank you so much for the support.

#Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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⚠️ Update: Reached $100/$300 of goal to help cover necessities during the assistance application process. $200 remains!

V3nmo/C4shApp/P4yPal: esperjar

Every bit helps. Please share if unable to spare. Thank you so much for the support.

#Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
⚠️ Update: Thank you, everyone! I've been grateful for your b00sts and assistance. I'm $300 away from at least being safe with in leg of hardship. I'll keep track in my moniker! Please share if unable to spare. Thank you so much.

#BlackSky #Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
Between shutdown BS, TDAP application being declined while waiting on the SSDI process, and vital meds & bills needing to be covered, I'm worried.

V3nmo/C4shApp/P4yPal: esperjar

Every bit helps. Please share unable to spare. Thank you.

#Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I'm reminded of a time I was in Turkey (mostly working, but also some touring) and a carpet seller told me, "No. You must not accept this price. We will sit. We will have çay. We will chat and I will show you many carpets. Then I will again show you the one you like and we will haggle."
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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⚠️ Update: Thank you, everyone! I've been grateful for your b00sts and assistance. I'm $300 away from at least being safe with in leg of hardship. I'll keep track in my moniker! Please share if unable to spare. Thank you so much.

#BlackSky #Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
Between shutdown BS, TDAP application being declined while waiting on the SSDI process, and vital meds & bills needing to be covered, I'm worried.

V3nmo/C4shApp/P4yPal: esperjar

Every bit helps. Please share unable to spare. Thank you.

#Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Thinking of the Helmand Culture woman from Shahr-e Sukhteh in Iran with the sick ass golden artificial eye again.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Between shutdown BS, TDAP application being declined while waiting on the SSDI process, and vital meds & bills needing to be covered, I'm worried.

V3nmo/C4shApp/P4yPal: esperjar

Every bit helps. Please share unable to spare. Thank you.

#Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
October 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Hello! today is 🎂🎉MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂

For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!

Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.

blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
Blikada
blikada.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Good morning
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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It’s definitely a head empty day for me
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Christmas decorations in the grocery store, and now the soundtrack to Muppet Christmas Carol is playing non-stop in my head and THIS IS WHY WE KEEP A LID ON THIS STUFF UNTIL DECEMEBER, GUYS. God it's going to be two months of me catching myself whistling "Feels Like Christmas" in the kitchen.
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Absolute cringe. All the money of Coca Cola and the best they can do is brief clips awkwardly strung together - and that's not a directorial decision, the limits of the technology demand it, because otherwise the eye notices the errors in EVERY. SINGLE. FRAME. Deformed irises, mutant teeth...
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again

The company used even fewer people to make it this year

“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"

(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Final Fantasy Tactics is the king of this, but also Master of Magic, Stellaris, Breath of Fire 3, and FF6.
Requote what game this is for you
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, "there's not enough room"
damn right, there's too many of you
how 'bout, form an orderly queue
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Australia's humpback whales are doing so well that their population is expected to reach carrying capacity and plateau in the near future--they have not just reached but exceeded pre-whaling numbers. For this to happen with such a long-lived, slow-reproducing species is near miraculous. #goodnews
These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them
Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is now greater than before whaling.
www.abc.net.au
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.
i know the desire to fight with these sick freaks is strong but resist the urge and just block. it’s better for your brain.
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM