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Rumoured to be among the best..
Joining the movie discourse. Few weeks ago went to see a crap movie but on a Tuesday night. $6.50 entry, had a somewhat reasonably priced beer, theatre was clean and kind of nice (was in The Woodlands tbf). Pleasant experience.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Joining the movie discourse. Few weeks ago went to see a crap movie but on a Tuesday night. $6.50 entry, had a somewhat reasonably priced beer, theatre was clean and kind of nice (was in The Woodlands tbf). Pleasant experience.
View of Lake Ontario from our front door this morning
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
View of Lake Ontario from our front door this morning
18. No water beds in our house
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
18. No water beds in our house
Watched the first few eps of Heated Rivalry (wife read the book). I don’t get the fuss, seems like a standard romantic drama, just featuring two dudes.
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Watched the first few eps of Heated Rivalry (wife read the book). I don’t get the fuss, seems like a standard romantic drama, just featuring two dudes.
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Learning curves are amazing, example 41,545,210
They *said* that and they kept saying it for years after it stopped being true.
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Learning curves are amazing, example 41,545,210
VP at most companies means you’re an early 30 something that needs a big title to sound important to clients..
See, at campbell’s soup, being a “Vice President” doesn’t mean what you think it does.
A soup compang isn’t an investment bank, where being VP means you’re next in line to be CEO
A soup compang isn’t an investment bank, where being VP means you’re next in line to be CEO
They keep calling him VP to make it sound like he was in charge of Soup or whatever, but he was the vp of cybersecurity lol
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
VP at most companies means you’re an early 30 something that needs a big title to sound important to clients..
Introduce yourself with five converts you’ve seen:
Beastie Boys
Boris
HEALTH
Chris Botti
More DnB shows than I can remember
Beastie Boys
Boris
HEALTH
Chris Botti
More DnB shows than I can remember
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
John Lee Hooker
Billy Bragg
Manu Chao
Michel Martelly
The Tragically Hip
John Lee Hooker
Billy Bragg
Manu Chao
Michel Martelly
The Tragically Hip
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Black Flag
Dizzy Gillespie
NoMeansNo
Dave Brubeck
B.B. King
Black Flag
Dizzy Gillespie
NoMeansNo
Dave Brubeck
B.B. King
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Introduce yourself with five converts you’ve seen:
Beastie Boys
Boris
HEALTH
Chris Botti
More DnB shows than I can remember
Beastie Boys
Boris
HEALTH
Chris Botti
More DnB shows than I can remember
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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I did not know how badly I needed this (again):
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I did not know how badly I needed this (again):
I remember going grocery shopping at Bargain Harold’s when my dad was on strike (for those not from SWO it’s exactly the kind of store you’re guessing). Family trips to SC in a non air conditioned truck to stay in an efficiency and cook most of our own meals. We were solidly upper tier in our city..
Looking at these things and deciding that they’re true is just poison for your understanding of the world, but every day millions of people unlock their phones and nod along.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I remember going grocery shopping at Bargain Harold’s when my dad was on strike (for those not from SWO it’s exactly the kind of store you’re guessing). Family trips to SC in a non air conditioned truck to stay in an efficiency and cook most of our own meals. We were solidly upper tier in our city..
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The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
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End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.
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HUGE news out of the federal budget today
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
HUGE news out of the federal budget today
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
Insanely depressing stuff
😡😡😡😡😡 New Lows:
@judebuffum shared this job posting he'd come across...
They won't stop until we are ground to dust.
@judebuffum shared this job posting he'd come across...
They won't stop until we are ground to dust.
October 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Insanely depressing stuff
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Whichever team's fans ate the most hotdogs in a season should get to start the world series with a designated runner on 2nd.
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Whichever team's fans ate the most hotdogs in a season should get to start the world series with a designated runner on 2nd.
Rolling up to Lake Simcoe with @scottycameron.bsky.social both wearing these. No words are exchanged.
October 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Rolling up to Lake Simcoe with @scottycameron.bsky.social both wearing these. No words are exchanged.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
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Met Mark Carney on an elevator this morning and he declared it national Two-Up on the Yankees Day and said nobody has to work and everyone should drink beer and watch Yesavage and Vladdy highlights
October 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Met Mark Carney on an elevator this morning and he declared it national Two-Up on the Yankees Day and said nobody has to work and everyone should drink beer and watch Yesavage and Vladdy highlights
I'm struck watching this what an absolute moron you would have to be for it to provoke any positive nostalgia at all.
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM