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Birch 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Queer women's hockey (and other women's sports) fan. Looks at birds. Located in a cornfield IL
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F was born in Puerto Rico and has been dealing with blithely ignorant people considering him a foreigner for 55 years now.

Blithely ignorant people have been here forever. We used to ignore and dismiss them, given their ignorance. That’s what they deserved.

I miss those days.
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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message from MN
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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I have a bag in my car. Mostly it has stuff to deal with 1) eye injury and 2) gunshot wounds. Because that is the citizen medic use case re: ICE/CBP. I want to be able to give emergency care to folks shot in the eye with less-lethal munitions. And I want to slow bleeding until EMS arrives.
February 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Biathlon is the best.
Way more fun to watch than you expect.
I invite you all to get into the weirdest, hardest and most wonderful sport: Biathlon.

(I love it so much I went to Norway last March to see my favs biathletes retire.)

Here’s an intro I wrote in December 2024.

gillianbrockell.ghost.io/you-should-g...
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Wow, it took almost a full period for them to mention that Alex Carpenter's dad is Bobby Carpenter. That might be a record.
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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PSA: You can opt out of the face screening camera at airport security BUT you have to tell them before they scan your ID. When you walk up say "I'd like to opt out of the facial recognition screening."

Brought to you by security refusing to let me opt out "because you already gave us your ID." 🙄
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Just because good news is worth celebrating:

There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.

HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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We have sent out almost 475,000 whistles for free, and our spreadsheet crew just told me that 80% of them are going out within 4 days of the request being made.

7% go out the same day.

98% within a week from this team of entirely volunteers who are just big fuckin' mad & want to help.

💓
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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inspired by a typo i just made:

“quoted skeet” may now be abbreviated as “queet.”
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Have run a summer biathlon where you run a couple miles then shoot a gun. I was terrible it was so much fun!
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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TWIN CITIES

Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action.

No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group.

Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest."

acatusa.com
Protest - acatusa.com
Volunteers Needed We are looking for volunteers to help check firearms and to help close off roads during the march, If you would like to help without needing to carry a firearm, contact us now by ema...
acatusa.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Here are the excellent Mongolian outfits in case you also, tragically, are in the US and missed them because NBC thought a commercial was more important
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Hello friendos

Today's tip from your librarian here

Did you know libraries have courteous, experienced reference librarians who can and will help you get started researching just about anything? They can also help you sort good, trustworthy information from the bad.
December 2, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Current* conditions near Houghton, MI:
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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she got one knee made out of titanium and the other knee is full of four loko and pure unstepped on miami cocaine
honestly feels unbelievable: Lindsay Vonn attempted and completed her training run today, a week after tearing her ACL, hitting a top speed of 74 mph.
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
It's screaming o'clock!
February 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Since this is where we're at, please read Dan's tear gas decon thread, and make sure you pay particular attention to the below skeet.
For the love of God, do not go to the toilet before washing your hands.

YOU WILL NEVER MAKE THIS MISTAKE TWICE IN YOUR LIFE
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS
My own experience, which is not inconsiderable, allows me to put out Captain Dan's Tear Gas Laundry guidelines.

Specifically, this is for your street clothing that has been exposed to tear gas in smoke/aerosol/dust/particulate form.

A small thread 🧵
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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I mean, it’s not even that “landmark”, it’s in-line with all previous research.

Same as before: Sports’ governing bodies should set policies based on good science and a spirit of inclusion, not the opinions of lunatics who only care about sport as a wedge issue to bully trans people out of society
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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It’s go time. 🏒❄️
The 2026 Winter Olympics Ice Hockey Tournament starts TODAY — and Black Rosie Media has you covered with the schedule, where to watch, and a USA vs CZE postgame LIVESTREAM.

www.blackrosiemedia.com/pos...
2026 Winter Olympics: USAvCZE Postgame LIVESTREAM at 1:30 ET
The 2026 Winter Olympics Ice Hockey Tournament starts TODAY! Black Rosie Media has you covered on the schedule, how to watch, and a USAvCZE Postgame LIVESTREAM!
www.blackrosiemedia.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Fabulous read
Dumas' FATHER was born to a French count and an enslaved African women in Haiti. The Père was then brought to France, was educated, served in the military, etc.

"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.

His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Updated #MilanoCortina2026 hockey schedule with CAN-FIN postponement
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Looks like the severe illness going around Team Finland in the women's hockey tournament was enough to postpone the game vs Canada today to February 12th.

#Olympics
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM