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hockey, fat af, anxiety for days (opinions my own, not employer’s). #HomeFreeVocalBand #FlyEaglesFly #OskarStrong #BlackLivesMatter
As soon as they said last night it was a foot injury, I was afraid it would be a lisfranc. I hope it really is just a sprain and not a dislocation, as I sit here recovering from my third surgery related to my lisfranc.
Eagles OT Lane Johnson, one of the game’s best, suffered a Lisfranc sprain Sunday, per me and Mike Garafolo.

He’s out for the next 4-6 weeks because of the foot injury, but will seek a second opinion and more tests. This likely lands him on IR, but the belief is not season-ending.
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
We. Do. Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army.

No matter how much they ring that bell.
Also reminder that the Salvation Army uses your donations to bring ICE pizza:

bsky.app/profile/unra...
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We’re getting penalties for tripping on the turf now?
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Lead with the helmet, strain your hamstring. That’s called justice.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
JALEN HURTS
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This game is goofy
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
COOOOOOOOOP
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“Alex Anzalone, father of two”
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Is anybody else watching Steelers-Bengals? It is S P I C Y
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Afternoon football snacks
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
SURE WHY NOT
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You couldn’t have done that 2 minutes ago?
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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This isn't news, but I hate Jordan Binnington
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Trevor angy
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@ Flyers, why can’t you be normal
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tragedy: I have an itch deep inside my cast. I know better than to stick anything in there to try to scratch it, but holy cow 0/10 do not recommend an unscratchable itch
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I actually loathe the emoji response option in text messages. If I tell you something about my life and all I get back is 👍 and no text response, congrats I think you hate me and I don't want to tell you things anymore.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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🥺
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
OT came back this morning and we successfully showered! I showered so well that she discharged me and said I can do it on my own next time (as long as I call a friend to let them know and wear my Apple Watch). Now I am resting 🥱
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Boooooooooooo
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Villanova called me today asking for money and said if I gave $25 I’d get a Christmas ornament with the Pope on it. I can only hope it’s this picture (it won’t be, Villanova is not that cool)
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“Some angst out on the ice” says JJ after multiple F bombs 😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM