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Jarlic
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"Information devours its own content."
- Simulacra and Simulation
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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money can buy sadness
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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“…the hell you say?”
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Not a single gay person on the team making this show title
January 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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tell me a lie about whales
January 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Today it’s men’s turn to compete: biathlon in Ruhbolding, Germany and figure skating in Sheffield, UK. ☃️☃️☃️
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, grapes, kiwi, avocado, orange, apple, bell pepper, Cantaloupe melon, honeydew melon, egg, persimmon, blue cheese, baked cottage cheese. 🍜
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Craig is short for Craigory
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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The Caesar Gender Spectrum (Rome to Salad)
January 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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Post a game you remember playing that no one else remembers
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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a lot of ghosts dont weigh right and either float off to space or sink thru the earths crust
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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washing my lettuce and blanching my vegetables now for my dinner salad
January 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Why do they call it loud-lettuce when you lettuce the crsip food lettuce out crsip boggle the food?
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I made you a grilled cheese sandwich
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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won’t stop
January 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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🎉 It’s official, we’re in roadrunner weather!! Sunny, warm (80s), not too windy.
Ravi returns, first time since Dec 25 (that I know of).

Looking good, buddy!

#birds
1 of a few 😉
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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88 years ago you say? what a strange anniversary to celebrate i wonder why 88 is such a significant number to you folks at the boston police department?? anyway i would be very interested to learn about your history regarding this unique tradition!
The Boston Police Department Remembers the Service and Sacrifice of Lieutenant Edward J. Kelley Who Died in the Line of Duty on This Day 88 Years Ago

Learn More At: police.boston.gov/2026/01/14/t...
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Ooh!
This is beautiful but Spock needs a TOS style salad
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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Soup of the day: Caprese salad
January 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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But, if I was a worm, would you care for me and feed me various lettuces? Or would you leave me to live out the rest of my worm life in the wild?
January 13, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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January 9th, 2026
January 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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All greens are nutrient dense, I say eat the ones you like. But if you’re curious, let’s look at greens ranked by nutrient density.

Nutrivore Scores:
Watercress 6929
Rainbow chard 6573
Turnip greens 6370
Swiss chard 6198
Mustard greens 5464
Spinach 4548
Kale 4233
Bok choy 3428…
January 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Remember,
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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cabbage blame area
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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At the salad bar getting juicy little tomatoes like I'm the Steward of Gondor or something
January 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM