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Bill
@billtwibh.bsky.social
Baseball podcast guy and lawyer. MST3K, Rifftrax, MBMBaM, Dropout, and general foolishness enthusiast. Madeline Kahn fanboy. He/him
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Very smart messaging from the White House here, making everyone think about Donald Trump as a ruthless predator.
An official post from the White House. Donald Trump, Vampire Hunter.
February 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Hell yeah
Roger Corman recycled the effects and score from another space movie, and then got the writer of Deathstalker and 11 episodes of Care Bears to write and direct it. It's SPACE RAIDERS and it will be one of four films for The RiffTrax Experiments

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February 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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It is absolutely a choice.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Was in a store and the clerk was a young guy (25?) wearing an original Hypercolor t-shirt. I was the first person who had ever recognized it and he got SO excited. He found it on eBay for 25 bucks and it still works. I don’t know how to feel about any of this (besides old, obviously)
February 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
this must have been a very difficult truth for Al, a vegetarian, to admit
Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
February 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.
The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail. trib.al/TSV3cmb
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
it's a post about ALIENS and it's the most coherent and reasonable post I've seen a president make this year
BREAKING: @barackobama.bsky.social clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of our interview went viral.
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I think if you design a one-night tournament where the champion will have to play three basketball games, having a “young guys” and an “old guys” team probably wasn’t the most compelling way to draw it up. My knees hurt from watching
February 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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American culture of the 1840’s would have been *very fucking surprised* to see the Irish considered as co-founders.

Elon’s an ahistorical dipshit, but its always worth saying some stuff out loud: if you‘re a fellow Irish-American and you aren’t 100% pro-immigrant, you’re a fucking embarassment.
1/3 What Musk is really referring to here is, of course “race” - that construct that served to define the hierarchies of wealth & power structured by modern colonialism. Like other far right racists though, he uses the word “culture” as a seemingly less pernicious synonym.
February 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
should I switch the profile pic back to Brian Harper cellphone, or would that be too credulous
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
God damn Shrinking is SUCH a good show (I'm in season 1 be gentle)
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:

Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Also true of John Valentín, Javier Valentín and Bobby Valentine
If you go to José Valentín's B-R page today it has a little heart!
February 14, 2026 at 3:38 PM
"What was it you wanted to tell me?"
"It was about Hitler and good ideas, but I'm not gonna tell you *now*!"
February 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months
Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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An elementary school class wrote to Ozzie Albies for recommendations for fish for their new class pet

He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish

🥺🥺🥺

Baseball is the best

(Andreia Albies/IG)
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.
My most authoritarian opinion is that the MMR vaccine should be mandatory, with only medical (not religious or floofy) exemptions allowed. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.

I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.

There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Imagine being too much of a moral degenerate for Donald Trump
New reporting reveals Trump was "made uncomfortable" by Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski's relationship.

He continues to bring up their alleged affair.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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at some point you gotta be willing to take 90% of the money for different, less corrosive ads. that point is so far behind us we can't see it, tbc, but the second-best time to start operating that way would be right now.
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Wow, almost like the media and journalism profession failed in some sort of professional duty to actually inform these low-engagement voters about what Trump was saying he wanted to do and the consequences of those plans.

There is a moral-failure-of-the-voters here, but it's not the only one.
New poll: In 2024, low-engagement voters went for Trump over Harris by 11 percentage points. But now they disapprove of the way he's handling the presidency by 13. They have moved 25 points against Trump — 2x as large as the shift for high-knowledge voters www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-lost...
Trump has lost the voters who weren’t paying attention in 2024
The least-engaged Americans have swung 25 points against him since 2024 — about twice the shift among everyone else. Trump has flattened the engagement gap.
www.gelliottmorris.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
A thing I don’t need to know any more about is which horrible people are horny for which other horrible people
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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This is just unconscionable man
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM