Bill
@billtwibh.bsky.social
Baseball podcast guy and lawyer. MST3K, Rifftrax, MBMBaM, Dropout, and general foolishness enthusiast. Madeline Kahn fanboy. He/him
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This is just unconscionable man
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
This is just unconscionable man
Just now finding out there’s a hockey player named J’accuse (Jack Hughes) and I blame literally everyone
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Just now finding out there’s a hockey player named J’accuse (Jack Hughes) and I blame literally everyone
if you're a Minnesotan or have Minnesotan ties, or just like funny things, please subscribe to my friend Stu's (free, for now) newsletter. I've been subscribed for something between three days and 24 years, and it's given me multiple big laughs each day ever since
There are 87 counties in Minnesota. I'm ranking them from 87 to 1 for the next 87 Thursdays, give or take holidays.
Eat shit, Wilkin County. And please subscribe to my newsletter. midwest-excellence.ghost.io/minnesota-co...
Eat shit, Wilkin County. And please subscribe to my newsletter. midwest-excellence.ghost.io/minnesota-co...
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
if you're a Minnesotan or have Minnesotan ties, or just like funny things, please subscribe to my friend Stu's (free, for now) newsletter. I've been subscribed for something between three days and 24 years, and it's given me multiple big laughs each day ever since
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Great idea. I donated. Please do likewise if you can. John's a real person trying doing good in St. Paul (unless his whole career has been one very public long con).
We’re all trying to do something for our neighbors in need here in Minnesota. My wife and I want to raise money to get diapers to families who need them.
Never run a GoFundMe before. Please help if you can.
gofund.me/299cbf1ff
Never run a GoFundMe before. Please help if you can.
gofund.me/299cbf1ff
Donate to Help Saint Paul Families Provide Diapers for Kids, organized by Jill Moe
Kids in Minnesota need diapers.
Amid the ongoing ICE occupation, many f… Jill Moe needs your support for Help Saint Paul Families Provide Diapers for Kids
gofund.me
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Great idea. I donated. Please do likewise if you can. John's a real person trying doing good in St. Paul (unless his whole career has been one very public long con).
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BREAKING: The Trump administraiton has committed a mass violation of ICE detainees' constitutional rights in MN, effectively blocking their acess to attorneys in the Whipple building, a judge ruled tonight.
The judge: Trump appointeee Nancy Brasel
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The judge: Trump appointeee Nancy Brasel
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
BREAKING: The Trump administraiton has committed a mass violation of ICE detainees' constitutional rights in MN, effectively blocking their acess to attorneys in the Whipple building, a judge ruled tonight.
The judge: Trump appointeee Nancy Brasel
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The judge: Trump appointeee Nancy Brasel
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Fair to assume until he can show otherwise that Mike Johnson spends 23 hours a day watching AI-generated cartoon Flintstones and Jetsons porn so he doesn’t have time to observe anything else
Q: Rep. Jayapal accused the DOJ of tracking her search history. Is that appropriate conduct?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that
Q: Bondi had a piece of paper with Jayapal's search history
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that but it would be inappropriate if it happened
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that
Q: Bondi had a piece of paper with Jayapal's search history
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that but it would be inappropriate if it happened
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Fair to assume until he can show otherwise that Mike Johnson spends 23 hours a day watching AI-generated cartoon Flintstones and Jetsons porn so he doesn’t have time to observe anything else
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She really needs to meet the Bobs.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
She really needs to meet the Bobs.
Someday, this question will be making the rounds and my high school ‘pedia page will have a notable alumni section. Today is not that day. It’s probably my friend Chad who 1st AD’ed for a Garfunkel & Oates music video (and a bunch of others but that’s the one I care about)
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Someday, this question will be making the rounds and my high school ‘pedia page will have a notable alumni section. Today is not that day. It’s probably my friend Chad who 1st AD’ed for a Garfunkel & Oates music video (and a bunch of others but that’s the one I care about)
Deadpool & Wolverine just made me sad and bored, which makes more sense to me now
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Deadpool & Wolverine just made me sad and bored, which makes more sense to me now
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Holy shit this is the best thing I've read in a month www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...
Welcome to the Group Chat
There's a new member, whether you like it or not!
www.actioncookbook.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Holy shit this is the best thing I've read in a month www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...
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Oh, you think you walk the path of Christ? Name one sex worker who would weep over your death
October 24, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Oh, you think you walk the path of Christ? Name one sex worker who would weep over your death
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In the face of fascism, “Fuck you. Make me.” continues to be the right move.
Helluva statement from Colorado Rep Crow (D) on the Trump administration's failure to indict him and others
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
In the face of fascism, “Fuck you. Make me.” continues to be the right move.
shocked, shocked I tell you
NEW: Trump DOJ tries, fails to secure indictment over Democratic lawmakers' social media video on unlawful orders. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump administration fails to secure indictment in connection with Democrats involved in 'illegal orders' video
President Donald Trump had accused six Democratic lawmakers of "seditious behavior" after they urged members of the military and intelligence communities to refuse unlawful orders.
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
shocked, shocked I tell you
On early bluesky we’d all go “look at this loser [not Laurel, the loser she’s quoting], let’s all go block them,” and then we’d all go block them and never have to think about them again, and this feels like an excellent opportunity to bring that back
Saw this come across my skyline and gosh it's familiar, even has my fucking typo in it. What the fuck is wrong with people? (My post is here: bsky.app/profile/wind... )
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
On early bluesky we’d all go “look at this loser [not Laurel, the loser she’s quoting], let’s all go block them,” and then we’d all go block them and never have to think about them again, and this feels like an excellent opportunity to bring that back
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The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.
We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.
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Dismissed because of jurisdictional confusion, it should be stressed, rather than any new revelation that would discredit the survivors of sexual assault who have come forward.
Federal judges have dismissed three lawsuits accusing British author Neil Gaiman of sexually assaulting his children's nanny in New Zealand.
US judges dismiss lawsuits accusing fantasy author Neil Gaiman of sexual assault in New Zealand
Federal judges have dismissed three lawsuits accusing British author Neil Gaiman of sexually assaulting his children's nanny in New Zealand.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Dismissed because of jurisdictional confusion, it should be stressed, rather than any new revelation that would discredit the survivors of sexual assault who have come forward.
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We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
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If your parents say things like “China is going to eliminate The Stanley Cup” you need to have the hard conversation about elder care solutions
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If your parents say things like “China is going to eliminate The Stanley Cup” you need to have the hard conversation about elder care solutions
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LOLOLOL
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
LOLOLOL
why if it isn't celebrity actor Walter Groggins
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
why if it isn't celebrity actor Walter Groggins
hahaha holy shit
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
hahaha holy shit
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Levels of ketamine never before ingested
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Levels of ketamine never before ingested
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."