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Bill
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Baseball podcast guy and lawyer. MST3K, Rifftrax, MBMBaM, Dropout, and general foolishness enthusiast. Madeline Kahn fanboy. He/him
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This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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this is the most embarrassing thing ive ever seen in my entire life and there are so many things that compete for that title on a daily to hourly basis
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Jim Ryan is a man of incredible character and this is a deeply troubling read. Gov. Spanberger and the legislature need to get those three members of the board to resign and reevaluate the university and state's ties with McGuireWoods drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
11.14.25_JER Resignation Facuty.pdf
drive.google.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I feel like Youngkin has been a lot Trumpier and more destructive to this state than people realize and this is kind of the first step to our Finding Out
Jim Ryan wrote a letter to UVA detailing his "resignation" and I'm gonna get some fresh tea before I read it because I feel pretty certain I'm gonna be filled with righteous anger by the end

I'll do a thread but here's the full letter provided by the chronicle

www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
Jim Ryan letter
www.documentcloud.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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it gives me great pleasure to announce that “third base” in Dutch is "derde honk"
beautiful language
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP #sport
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hitting myself over the head as hard as I can until I forget ever having seen the phrase “Trump blowing Bubba”
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Seriously doubt that thing will ever work the way they’re pretending it does, but if it did, like—you kind of just stole part of your mom’s soul without her knowledge or permission
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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This is possibly the most fucked thing I've ever seen but also the bit at the end where the grandmother is straight up being tricked into providing training content for the app feels particularly revealing.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
you have to try SO HARD to avoid using the word "raped" in that headline. Proud of you nyt
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I never said baseball superman exists and he's Japanese. What I said was baseball god exists, and he's Japanese. And if you feel an intense and crushing feeling of sabermetric terror at the concept, do not be alarmed, it only indicates that you are still sane
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Why are men
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
honestly surprised Raleigh didn't win. Thought he was the better choice anyway and there's a historic anti-repeat prejudice that I guess didn't apply this time
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Classic NY Times: powerless underage victim is actually the scheming perp; much-older member of the US Congress is actually a passive victim
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
lol TV commercial advertising Shen Yun at the Kennedy Center. No more woke shit, more shady abusive Chinese cult shit
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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How many players have recorded 4,000 professional hits? Two? Three? 🤔

Turns out, it’s a lot more than most people realize.

Sports Reference's @adarowski.bsky.social breaks it down in our latest YouTube video 👇
The 4,000 Hit Club is Bigger Than You Think... 👀
YouTube video by Sports Reference
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The Trump administration has no good answers on affordability, which is why they’re doing the same move they’ve always done - lying about non-white people
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Woke 2.0 is going to be huge but it’s starting to feel like #MeTooPoint0 is going to be bigger
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM