Mudflap
@bgfloyd.bsky.social
I like history and memes, and if I have to eat, hotdogs. Every opinion is my own and does not represent anyone or anything else. Moreover, liking or reposting is not an endorsement.
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
I did not know this and it is so cool.
15 U.S. states have an official state dinosaur! 🦕🦖
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I did not know this and it is so cool.
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Omg everything is so stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Omg everything is so stupid.
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🎵Duck...and cover!
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
🎵Duck...and cover!
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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i was making up the guest room for a friend who’s crashing with us tn and i got the fitted sheet on the bed perfectly in one try. didn’t even have to like examine it to align it properly or anything. the lesson here, of course, is never think about anything before you do it
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i was making up the guest room for a friend who’s crashing with us tn and i got the fitted sheet on the bed perfectly in one try. didn’t even have to like examine it to align it properly or anything. the lesson here, of course, is never think about anything before you do it
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
When Trump said "piggy," was he talking about himself or just projecting?
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When Trump said "piggy," was he talking about himself or just projecting?
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Retweet Telecaster Jerry for good luck in the new year
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Retweet Telecaster Jerry for good luck in the new year
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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A new vending machine at Durham Food Hall sells zines about different aspects of Durham's history and culture — from urban foraging to the best spots in the city to cry in public.
www.wunc.org/arts-culture...
www.wunc.org/arts-culture...
This vending machine will feed you zines about Durham's history and culture
Artist Kelsey Graywill recently installed the Hyperlocal Durham vending machine at Durham Food Hall, which sells zines about different aspects of Durham's history and culture — from urban foraging to ...
www.wunc.org
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A new vending machine at Durham Food Hall sells zines about different aspects of Durham's history and culture — from urban foraging to the best spots in the city to cry in public.
www.wunc.org/arts-culture...
www.wunc.org/arts-culture...
This is funny, and I appreciate it
how did she know he was saying i love you livvy and not *throws handful of rocks into a woodchipper*
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This is funny, and I appreciate it
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this made me laugh
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
this made me laugh
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We are invited to assume that the New York Times did not know what Epstein was telling Landon Thomas about Trump. I decline to extend that charity.
If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.
If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We are invited to assume that the New York Times did not know what Epstein was telling Landon Thomas about Trump. I decline to extend that charity.
If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.
If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.
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“The worst things to do in a tiger attack”
1. call him a leopard. They hate that.
1. call him a leopard. They hate that.
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“The worst things to do in a tiger attack”
1. call him a leopard. They hate that.
1. call him a leopard. They hate that.
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If only our society took major crimes by rich people as seriously as minor crimes by poor people. Ideally more seriously. But as seriously would be a big improvement.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
If only our society took major crimes by rich people as seriously as minor crimes by poor people. Ideally more seriously. But as seriously would be a big improvement.