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Bexlyp
@bexlyp.bsky.social
Cheese enthusiast
The geniuses behind this account will have my sword forever.
Do not. cite. the deep magic. to me. witch.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Anyways back in olden times a red aurora meant the death of kings

JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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fuck Comstock
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I like that Kim Davis fails at everything she tries to do, including destroying marriages, maintaining her own marriages, and her hair.
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
And if you are a baby baker like me and can’t figure out over/under kneading, this bread recipe has never led me wrong

alexandracooks.com/2012/11/07/m...
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The day I turn down broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl is the day you know Invasion of the Body Snatchers has started.
LADIES: What food are you? 🤔

(Keep it classy! 🤭)
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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lol blue states like Mississippi and Georgia
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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i guess i’m a socialist. i believe that in the richest country in the history of the world no child should go hungry because they were born into a random family.

don’t think much about these labels. just trying to go watch some college football.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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If anyone feels even molecule, an atom of sympathy for this guy losing his job, make sure to read this to get that shit out of your system

Jason summed up why this hiring was awful from Day 0 back in 2022
Wrote this three years ago. The football parts held up fine, not that it was hard to predict
Rub some church on it
"If this is found, then I'd rather be lost."
www.jasonkirk.fyi
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Honestly it would be hilarious for Mark Stoops to get Hugh Freeze fired before UK cans him. Some real “I’M NOT IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU’RE IN HERE WITH ME” energy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It was a big weekend when I’d have a sleepover at my friend’s and her mom would drive up to Sam’s Club from Faunsdale. The 3rd row of the van came out for those coolers!
Having a Sam’s Club membership was a rite of passage for somebody from Tuscaloosa
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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“Did something interesting happen at work today”

Girl i work with numbers… if something interesting happens I’ll throw up
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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AUBURN HAVING A QUESTIONABLE KICKER UPSETS ME AS SOMEONE THAT REMEMBERS CODY PARKEY AND BOTH CARLSONS
October 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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This and the two posts preceding it belong in a fucking museum.
The Shiraz Haderach
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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if you want AI to do everything for you then...what the fuck are you
October 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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So that would be a violation of Federal law for me and would cost my company multiple hundreds of millions of dollars in fines for a data breach.
New: landlords are demanding potential tenants hand over employer login credentials so a tool can verify their income. We were sent screenshot of the tool, Argyle, downloading much more data than necessary to approve the renter. "Opt-out means no housing" www.404media.co/landlords-de...
Landlords Demand Tenants’ Workplace Logins to Scrape Their Paystubs
Screenshots shared with 404 Media show tenant screening services ApproveShield and Argyle taking much more data than they need. “Opt-out means no housing.”
www.404media.co
September 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Everyone needs to go to at least one midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. There is no finer cinematic experience.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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"we are better than this"

i am telling your right now... no we are not

find the courage to be what the moment requires
September 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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happy 3²/4²/5² to ask those who celebrate
September 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s Saturday night. Many things are bad. But I took my kid to a birthday party and made some mom friends, was able to do ALL my grocery shopping by app&pickup after (no subs!), and came home to my husband having grilled dinner with perfect timing.

Also my CFB team won today.
It’s Saturday night. Many things are bad. But my wife and I had a tasty dinner at a local restaurant, then got ice cream after, then snuggled with the pets when we got home

Plus I fixed a leaky faucet 🤓🛠️
It’s Saturday night. Many things are bad. But one of my best friends drove from Madison to the Twin Cities to play four hours of excitable Irish pub music with me tonight and we made a lot of good noise. We gotta keep it going.
September 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
September 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Pietà
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
September 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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These are not the Alabama jokes we are supposed to be making today. Look what the blueanon dummies have taken from us
September 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM