Ben
@benhammersley.com
Involved from time to time.
The work is mysterious and important.
We do not discuss our purpose or plans.
Recorded for training porpoises.
The work is mysterious and important.
We do not discuss our purpose or plans.
Recorded for training porpoises.
Yes, well, all reasonable people agree that ICE should be sent to Rikers.
*touches earpiece*
Oh, I see, you don’t mean like that?
*touches earpiece*
Oh, I see, you don’t mean like that?
Homan: "I plan on being in New York City in the near future. We're gonna do operations in New York City. Me and Mayor Adams at one point had an agreement to let ICE in to Rikers ... we are increasing the enforcement presence in New York City."
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yes, well, all reasonable people agree that ICE should be sent to Rikers.
*touches earpiece*
Oh, I see, you don’t mean like that?
*touches earpiece*
Oh, I see, you don’t mean like that?
That. Is. Not. Tiramisu.
Tiramisù doesn’t require baking, feeds a crowd and actually needs to be prepared in advance, making it a great contender for a Thanksgiving dessert. Cranberry, pumpkin and apple give this creamy no-bake classic a fall makeover with festive flavors.
These Tiramisù Are the Best Make-Ahead Thanksgiving Desserts
Cranberry, pumpkin and apple give the creamy no-bake classic a fall makeover with festive flavors.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
That. Is. Not. Tiramisu.
The Zeligpenis has entered the chat.
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
![From:
Mark L. Epstein
Sent:
3/21/2018 2:54:13 PM
To:
'jeffrey E.' [jeevacation@gmail.com]
RE: hey
Subject:
High
I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes.
Importance:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 10:43 AM
To: Mark L. Epstein
Subject: Re: hey
you mean DONNI TEE
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM, Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard.
Sent via tin can and string.
On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
and i thought- I had tsuris
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein
Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?
wrote:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM
To:
Subject: Re: hey
All good. Bannon with me
On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
How are you doing?
A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that?
What is your boy Donald up to now?
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November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The Zeligpenis has entered the chat.
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The wall enjoyer has logged on
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The wall enjoyer has logged on
Time to update all the Can It Play Doom demos. This is great.
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Time to update all the Can It Play Doom demos. This is great.
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This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
You should read this because it is amazing.
It feels inelegant to say you should read my latest review because it’s very negative. You should read my latest review because it’s insane. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
La Boca Is All Smoke, No Fire
The Argentinean chef Francis Mallmann is notorious for his love of cooking over open flames. With his New York début, he fizzles out.
www.newyorker.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You should read this because it is amazing.
I want cameos from this kid in every movie set in Paris for the next decade. Absolutely *chefs kiss*
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I want cameos from this kid in every movie set in Paris for the next decade. Absolutely *chefs kiss*
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Plethora would be a beautiful name for quite a lot of things actually
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Plethora would be a beautiful name for quite a lot of things actually
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The whole thing about billionaires leaving town if they’re taxed a bit more to pay for free buses, is that why would anyone want to leave a place so good that it has free buses?
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The whole thing about billionaires leaving town if they’re taxed a bit more to pay for free buses, is that why would anyone want to leave a place so good that it has free buses?
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I swear, will no one ask him a follow up question? Cough and say bullshit under their breath?
Trump layers lies on top of each other: "Of the 8 wars I ended, I would say 5 or 6 were ended because of tariffs."
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I swear, will no one ask him a follow up question? Cough and say bullshit under their breath?
Everyone acts like Neom wasn’t a massive grift by all concerned right from the start. Every company I know that makes PowerPoint decks for a living was arsedeep in that bullshit. Absolutely shameful.
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Everyone acts like Neom wasn’t a massive grift by all concerned right from the start. Every company I know that makes PowerPoint decks for a living was arsedeep in that bullshit. Absolutely shameful.
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From the Guardian.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
From the Guardian.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.
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Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads
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I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
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New York. The Big Bodega. Whatta town!
I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
New York. The Big Bodega. Whatta town!
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This to me is the game. I don’t care if Schumer doesn’t like Mamdani, but for him to stand silently by while sex pest Cuomo leans into gutter racism and Islamophobia while accepting endorsements from Trump, Musk and Miller is outrageous from the Senate Minority Leader.
Schumer had a chance to repudiate the gutter racism and Islamophobia of Cuomo's campaign and he just fucking didn't. And that is disqualifying. He should be ashamed and we the voters should make sure he feels that shame.
Reporter: Today is election day in New York City. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This to me is the game. I don’t care if Schumer doesn’t like Mamdani, but for him to stand silently by while sex pest Cuomo leans into gutter racism and Islamophobia while accepting endorsements from Trump, Musk and Miller is outrageous from the Senate Minority Leader.
Wait, so anyone moving to Texas has to bring a second person? Their airfare is double? What the tits is the man dribbling on about?
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wait, so anyone moving to Texas has to bring a second person? Their airfare is double? What the tits is the man dribbling on about?
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Time to watch some proper grownup telly you losers
Great news - one of the best mini-series ever with a dazzling & eccentric screenplay by Troy Kennedy Martin & superb direction by Martin Campbell is back on iplayer.
If you haven’t seen it then you’re in for a real treat.
Come for Bob Peck, stay for Joe Don Baker.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
If you haven’t seen it then you’re in for a real treat.
Come for Bob Peck, stay for Joe Don Baker.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Edge of Darkness - Series 1: 1. Compassionate Leave
Thriller set in a world of obsessive state security. Ronald Craven is haunted by the murder of his daughter and begins his own investigation into her death.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Time to watch some proper grownup telly you losers
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News: bird flu virus found to survive in some cheeses, study warns
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October 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
News: bird flu virus found to survive in some cheeses, study warns
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“Three hops from a drug trafficker” is basically every adult in the US. Your acquaintance’s dealer’s supplier means you can be exploded on sight.
This three-hops theory is especially insane. Even if you assume each person is connected to only 100 other people, there are 1m people within three hops of every suspected drug trafficker—and remember that even *known* drug traffickers aren’t legitimate targets. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/u...
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Three hops from a drug trafficker” is basically every adult in the US. Your acquaintance’s dealer’s supplier means you can be exploded on sight.
Going to be much easier to extradite Just Some Dude than extradite a Prince.
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Going to be much easier to extradite Just Some Dude than extradite a Prince.