🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹
@benderdict.bsky.social
Venture Socialist
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
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Skeets and replies deleted after 90 days so soak me in while you can.
Me flirting
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Me flirting
Did you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile?
Did you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife?
Did you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife?
hey what... what happened? why am i here
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Did you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile?
Did you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife?
Did you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife?
Everyone is focusing on the "straight" and "girlfriend" parts, but what if "2025" is the operative word? Have you considered that he's a time traveler? You're laughing and he's a time traveler.
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Everyone is focusing on the "straight" and "girlfriend" parts, but what if "2025" is the operative word? Have you considered that he's a time traveler? You're laughing and he's a time traveler.
Veddio of clowds and manny thondres. Thisis moastly impressive fore tha awdios imo also fyi ifyu wantu shoot in 4k remeber to cleen yore lens becawse Momb didnot and yu can see tha smudges from our nozzes
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
You can mac my roni
You can mash my potatoes
You can rump my roast.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
You can mac my roni
My bad
(1/2) VDLM2 Message From: N624JB / B60597
Message: PLZ ADVISE THE INFLIGHT SUPERVISOR THAT THE INFLIGHT CREW IS CHOOSING TO REMAIN SEATED THE ENTIRE FLIGHT AND NOT PROVIDE SERVICE DUE TO THE ODOR ISSUE ENCOUNTERED AT THE GATE.
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N624JB
Area: Philadel
Message: PLZ ADVISE THE INFLIGHT SUPERVISOR THAT THE INFLIGHT CREW IS CHOOSING TO REMAIN SEATED THE ENTIRE FLIGHT AND NOT PROVIDE SERVICE DUE TO THE ODOR ISSUE ENCOUNTERED AT THE GATE.
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N624JB
Area: Philadel
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My bad
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if our food didn't have plastic in it and everyone wasn't worrying about being herded off to a labor camp, maybe we would be horny more?
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
if our food didn't have plastic in it and everyone wasn't worrying about being herded off to a labor camp, maybe we would be horny more?
This is where I skeet from
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekUforUnloved #EastCoastKin #NorthernIreland #photography
Kearney
Once essential to the rhythm of daily life
it now stands unloved and forgotten
swallowed by time
Kearney
Once essential to the rhythm of daily life
it now stands unloved and forgotten
swallowed by time
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This is where I skeet from
Babe wake up, new Cow Tools just dropped
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Babe wake up, new Cow Tools just dropped
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I would appreciate it if you removed that post.
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I would appreciate it if you removed that post.
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i will respect his preferred pronunciation and nothing else about him
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i will respect his preferred pronunciation and nothing else about him
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New Banksy just dropped
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
New Banksy just dropped
New idea for a Snickers commercial:
"We put the 'dick vein' back. Because you're not you when you're horny"
"We put the 'dick vein' back. Because you're not you when you're horny"
the idea that someone's "true personality" comes out when they're super angry or stressed is utter bullshit. If it was their true personality, they'd be like that all the time
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
New idea for a Snickers commercial:
"We put the 'dick vein' back. Because you're not you when you're horny"
"We put the 'dick vein' back. Because you're not you when you're horny"
Breaking Bad: The Animated Series
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Breaking Bad: The Animated Series
If they had torn down the original house and just built the modernist addition as a stand alone, no one would have batted an eye. There's dozens of these in Raleigh. OLD neighborhoods, getting rows of these.
NoVA's getting a Groverhaus because I guess Hampton Roads can't have anything
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If they had torn down the original house and just built the modernist addition as a stand alone, no one would have batted an eye. There's dozens of these in Raleigh. OLD neighborhoods, getting rows of these.
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When they yell my wife's name down the jetway:
"GO BIRDS!"
"GO BIRDS!"
ACARS Message From: N440YX / YX4808
Message: YEAH SHES ON THE PLANE
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N440YX
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N440YX #YX4808
Message: YEAH SHES ON THE PLANE
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N440YX
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N440YX #YX4808
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When they yell my wife's name down the jetway:
"GO BIRDS!"
"GO BIRDS!"
Not washing your hands, not washing your hair, but a secret turd thing. Sorry, THIRD thing.
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Not washing your hands, not washing your hair, but a secret turd thing. Sorry, THIRD thing.
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I got banned on a reddit group, they posted a picture of what looked like a shell from an old war and asked "how do I tell if its live". I said hit it with a hammer. Banned, no warning, no nothing.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I got banned on a reddit group, they posted a picture of what looked like a shell from an old war and asked "how do I tell if its live". I said hit it with a hammer. Banned, no warning, no nothing.
The "Falling Wallstreetendas" if you will
I want to see an aerial acrobatics display on wall street, please
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The "Falling Wallstreetendas" if you will
iiiiiiiiii'mmmmm
Gonna ssssssssoak up the ssssssssun
I'm gonna tell everyone to slither up
Gonna ssssssssoak up the ssssssssun
I'm gonna tell everyone to slither up
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
iiiiiiiiii'mmmmm
Gonna ssssssssoak up the ssssssssun
I'm gonna tell everyone to slither up
Gonna ssssssssoak up the ssssssssun
I'm gonna tell everyone to slither up
I visit a number of shelters due to my work, and yeah, its all pits everywhere
we are trying to find a little friend for our dog winston and every shelter is wall to wall pitbulls. no disrespect to the noble pitbull but some of us have landlords
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I visit a number of shelters due to my work, and yeah, its all pits everywhere
BRO WHAT IS YOU DOING
VDLM2 Message From: G-UZEF / U237UK
Message: HAHAHA. HI JEN HOW ARE U. FOUND THOSE FLUFFY HANDCUFFS YET. CHEERS J
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/G-UZEF
Area: Bavaria, Germany
#acars #vdlm2 #GUZEF #U237UK
Message: HAHAHA. HI JEN HOW ARE U. FOUND THOSE FLUFFY HANDCUFFS YET. CHEERS J
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/G-UZEF
Area: Bavaria, Germany
#acars #vdlm2 #GUZEF #U237UK
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
BRO WHAT IS YOU DOING