🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹
@benderdict.bsky.social
Venture Socialist
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
The lyrics really speak to me, ya know?
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The lyrics really speak to me, ya know?
Now listening:
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Now listening:
Absolute banger of a sick day
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Absolute banger of a sick day
Why are people so shitty?
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why are people so shitty?
Hope to visit here one day
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hope to visit here one day
Thanksgibbng diner 2 electran bo[galoo
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Thanksgibbng diner 2 electran bo[galoo
A win is a win! This year was my first turkey but I fryed it. Still dialing in my brisket game though. I hope you have enjoyed the holiday!
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A win is a win! This year was my first turkey but I fryed it. Still dialing in my brisket game though. I hope you have enjoyed the holiday!
Kinda wimdy so I broke out the wimdscreen for the fryer
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Kinda wimdy so I broke out the wimdscreen for the fryer
That face when you just keep the dog you found and now its your dog because no microchip and no one on fb claimed him and he's a pretty good dog except he won't stop peeing on your olive trees but you basically got a free, already house-trained dog delivered to your door almost exactly a year after
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
That face when you just keep the dog you found and now its your dog because no microchip and no one on fb claimed him and he's a pretty good dog except he won't stop peeing on your olive trees but you basically got a free, already house-trained dog delivered to your door almost exactly a year after
WELL HELLO
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
WELL HELLO
Going to try a new appetizer this Thanksgiving. I like baby bels more than string cheese, so here goes nothing. I figured since im already deep frying two turkeys, I might as well sneak in some other fryables.
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Going to try a new appetizer this Thanksgiving. I like baby bels more than string cheese, so here goes nothing. I figured since im already deep frying two turkeys, I might as well sneak in some other fryables.
Pov ur working on Thanksgiving eve
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Pov ur working on Thanksgiving eve
iiiiiiiiii'mmmmm
Gonna ssssssssoak up the ssssssssun
I'm gonna tell everyone to slither up
Gonna ssssssssoak up the ssssssssun
I'm gonna tell everyone to slither up
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
iiiiiiiiii'mmmmm
Gonna ssssssssoak up the ssssssssun
I'm gonna tell everyone to slither up
Gonna ssssssssoak up the ssssssssun
I'm gonna tell everyone to slither up
Sometimes the TL just gets me, ya know?
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sometimes the TL just gets me, ya know?
Adding olive oil to my pasta water FUCK THE POLICE
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Adding olive oil to my pasta water FUCK THE POLICE
Me. I fw schnitzels
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Me. I fw schnitzels
Idk, we had some good vibes last night. My parents were super religious so we always did the church "trunk or treat", only once or twice do I remember actually going door to door. I want my kids to have better experiences than that so I work hard to make it happen. We had fun last night!
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Idk, we had some good vibes last night. My parents were super religious so we always did the church "trunk or treat", only once or twice do I remember actually going door to door. I want my kids to have better experiences than that so I work hard to make it happen. We had fun last night!
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM