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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹
@benderdict.bsky.social
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Venture Socialist

Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
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"Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die"

-Norm MacDonald
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words helloo nurse written below them
ALT: a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words helloo nurse written below them
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November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
benderdict.bsky.social
a cartoon of a man with a neck brace and the words it don 't matter on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a neck brace and the words it don 't matter on the bottom
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
benderdict.bsky.social
What letter is after grind? Don't sell yourself short...
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
benderdict.bsky.social
God hates us and wants us to be sad
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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No regurts
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Many people are saying
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
benderdict.bsky.social
Will this defense work in a court of law? I need an answer before 9 AM also are you a lawyer
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
benderdict.bsky.social
Best I can offer is shenanigans
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
benderdict.bsky.social
Excellent choice
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Imagine farting so hard the crew won't serve drinks and pretzels
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
benderdict.bsky.social
She's probably just collecting 7 pages
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a door and saying `` ay come back '' .
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a door and saying `` ay come back '' .
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November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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a woman sitting in front of a window with the words they 're the same picture above her
ALT: a woman sitting in front of a window with the words they 're the same picture above her
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November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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oldbaby.bsky.social
if our food didn't have plastic in it and everyone wasn't worrying about being herded off to a labor camp, maybe we would be horny more?
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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I really thought this was going to end with a Smirnoff Ice
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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a man in a hooded jacket is dancing with a group of men .
Alt: Supa Hot Fire
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November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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It's crazy the power they have over us, second only to the kids.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM