Michaela Sue
@beigealert.bsky.social
Trans woman mass spectrometry witch
One of the former cohost users
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One of the former cohost users
Find me other places: https://mspland.com/links.html
the replies are super informative! (no, really!)
i’m brave enough to admit when i’m wrong and my husband was right. it sounds gross as hell but honestly?? red wine and cream soda goes hard as hell. 50/50, over ice. don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the replies are super informative! (no, really!)
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ICE is basically the comments section with weapons.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
ICE is basically the comments section with weapons.
Doomsday Clock Artist-in-Residence is something I guess I never imagined possible
The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists is proud to announce the appointment of Kronos Quartet as its first ever Doomsday Clock Artist-in-Residence.
Learn more below. ⬇️
Learn more below. ⬇️
The Bulletin welcomes Kronos Quartet as its inaugural Artist-in-Residence
The Kronos Quartet, which has challenged and reimagined what a string quartet can be for over 50 years, will be the first ever Doomsday Clock Artist-in-Resident at the Bulletin.
thebulletin.org
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Doomsday Clock Artist-in-Residence is something I guess I never imagined possible
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cursing my nerdiest enemies with “may your favorite software move to a subscription model”
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
cursing my nerdiest enemies with “may your favorite software move to a subscription model”
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A wise man once said "They don't call him Thomas Thinkerton Williams."
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A wise man once said "They don't call him Thomas Thinkerton Williams."
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Wait actually what if someone organized a speed dating event with a poster session or something? Has this been tried?
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Wait actually what if someone organized a speed dating event with a poster session or something? Has this been tried?
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oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
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look on my works ye mighty and be like "yeah, I knew that shit was never getting past the slide deck"
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
look on my works ye mighty and be like "yeah, I knew that shit was never getting past the slide deck"
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Personally I've only met top, bottom, strange and charmed trans women so far
Anecdotally, strange and bottom seem the most common
Anecdotally, strange and bottom seem the most common
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Personally I've only met top, bottom, strange and charmed trans women so far
Anecdotally, strange and bottom seem the most common
Anecdotally, strange and bottom seem the most common
Here are three of my work headshots, 2019 and years into transition but before HRT, 2023 and less than one year on HRT, and earlier 2025, more than two years:
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Here are three of my work headshots, 2019 and years into transition but before HRT, 2023 and less than one year on HRT, and earlier 2025, more than two years:
I am marveling at the phrase "could take the middleweight naked throne" and don't want to see porn based on it...
2026 Triumph Trident 800 Could Take The Middleweight Naked Throne
2026 Triumph Trident 800 Could Take The Middleweight Naked Throne
The middleweight naked motorcycle segment is so hot right now.
www.jalopnik.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I am marveling at the phrase "could take the middleweight naked throne" and don't want to see porn based on it...
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why is it that as soon as humans harnessed the power of the sun, lightning, and magnetism, one of the first things we asked was "how can we use this to make toast"
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
why is it that as soon as humans harnessed the power of the sun, lightning, and magnetism, one of the first things we asked was "how can we use this to make toast"
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dog spinner www.pigenpalace.com/dogspinner/
DOGSPINNER
www.pigenpalace.com
October 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
dog spinner www.pigenpalace.com/dogspinner/
This story is remarkable
Today I was thinking about small kindnesses, simple inexpensive things that brighten a day, and I thought about how the receptionist at my school saved me from humiliation in front of the Headmaster on account of having left my belt in a vase.
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October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This story is remarkable
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"I was working in the lab late one night"
Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
October 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"I was working in the lab late one night"
Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
I assume that instead of posting lookouts on the watchtower, dogs post sniffouts on the smelltower.
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I assume that instead of posting lookouts on the watchtower, dogs post sniffouts on the smelltower.
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The annual pumpkin display at the entrance of Governor Pritzker’s personal residence on Astor Street. He is the pumpkin king. Illinois produces the most pumpkins, including canned, than any other state in the U.S., twice as many as the next five states combined.
September 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The annual pumpkin display at the entrance of Governor Pritzker’s personal residence on Astor Street. He is the pumpkin king. Illinois produces the most pumpkins, including canned, than any other state in the U.S., twice as many as the next five states combined.
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
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Worcester, MA enters the ring with a lot of weirdness
September 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Worcester, MA enters the ring with a lot of weirdness
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researching a maritime disaster in 2025:
Option A: 350 word article by someone from politics beat
Option B: 60 min netflix docu with 45 min of unsubstantiated vibes
Option C: some rando YTer called Brick Immortar who has a 4 hr breakdown with all court docs & interviews with every survivor
Option A: 350 word article by someone from politics beat
Option B: 60 min netflix docu with 45 min of unsubstantiated vibes
Option C: some rando YTer called Brick Immortar who has a 4 hr breakdown with all court docs & interviews with every survivor
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
researching a maritime disaster in 2025:
Option A: 350 word article by someone from politics beat
Option B: 60 min netflix docu with 45 min of unsubstantiated vibes
Option C: some rando YTer called Brick Immortar who has a 4 hr breakdown with all court docs & interviews with every survivor
Option A: 350 word article by someone from politics beat
Option B: 60 min netflix docu with 45 min of unsubstantiated vibes
Option C: some rando YTer called Brick Immortar who has a 4 hr breakdown with all court docs & interviews with every survivor
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Brick Immortar is like the Smoky Bear of OSHA. He has the kind of voice made for ghost stories, has the reading skills of a professional reporter (he generally records his voiceovers in one take), and instead of doing clickbait he uses it as a megaphone for workplace safety culture.
September 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Brick Immortar is like the Smoky Bear of OSHA. He has the kind of voice made for ghost stories, has the reading skills of a professional reporter (he generally records his voiceovers in one take), and instead of doing clickbait he uses it as a megaphone for workplace safety culture.
sex is cool but have you ever dated someone who always wants to spend exactly the same amount of time as you in a museum
September 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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It's simple: we monetize crying
September 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's simple: we monetize crying