Michaela Sue
beigealert.bsky.social
Michaela Sue
@beigealert.bsky.social
Trans woman mass spectrometry witch
One of the former cohost users
Find me other places: https://mspland.com/links.html
the replies are super informative! (no, really!)
i’m brave enough to admit when i’m wrong and my husband was right. it sounds gross as hell but honestly?? red wine and cream soda goes hard as hell. 50/50, over ice. don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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ICE is basically the comments section with weapons.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Doomsday Clock Artist-in-Residence is something I guess I never imagined possible
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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cursing my nerdiest enemies with “may your favorite software move to a subscription model”
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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A wise man once said "They don't call him Thomas Thinkerton Williams."
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Wait actually what if someone organized a speed dating event with a poster session or something? Has this been tried?
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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look on my works ye mighty and be like "yeah, I knew that shit was never getting past the slide deck"
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Personally I've only met top, bottom, strange and charmed trans women so far

Anecdotally, strange and bottom seem the most common
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Here are three of my work headshots, 2019 and years into transition but before HRT, 2023 and less than one year on HRT, and earlier 2025, more than two years:
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I am marveling at the phrase "could take the middleweight naked throne" and don't want to see porn based on it...
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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why is it that as soon as humans harnessed the power of the sun, lightning, and magnetism, one of the first things we asked was "how can we use this to make toast"
i was gonna say
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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DOGSPINNER
www.pigenpalace.com
October 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
This story is remarkable
Today I was thinking about small kindnesses, simple inexpensive things that brighten a day, and I thought about how the receptionist at my school saved me from humiliation in front of the Headmaster on account of having left my belt in a vase.
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October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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t4t vibes
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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"I was working in the lab late one night"

Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
October 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I assume that instead of posting lookouts on the watchtower, dogs post sniffouts on the smelltower.
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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The annual pumpkin display at the entrance of Governor Pritzker’s personal residence on Astor Street. He is the pumpkin king. Illinois produces the most pumpkins, including canned, than any other state in the U.S., twice as many as the next five states combined.
September 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Worcester, MA enters the ring with a lot of weirdness
September 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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researching a maritime disaster in 2025:

Option A: 350 word article by someone from politics beat

Option B: 60 min netflix docu with 45 min of unsubstantiated vibes

Option C: some rando YTer called Brick Immortar who has a 4 hr breakdown with all court docs & interviews with every survivor
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Brick Immortar is like the Smoky Bear of OSHA. He has the kind of voice made for ghost stories, has the reading skills of a professional reporter (he generally records his voiceovers in one take), and instead of doing clickbait he uses it as a megaphone for workplace safety culture.
September 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
sex is cool but have you ever dated someone who always wants to spend exactly the same amount of time as you in a museum
September 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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It's simple: we monetize crying
September 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM