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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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🐝💛 Las abejas no son enemigas, ¡son aliadas!
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
🐝💛 Las abejas no son enemigas, ¡son aliadas!
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I was in Nordstrom Rack yesterday looking for winter clothes and in the handbags section I overheard:
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I was in Nordstrom Rack yesterday looking for winter clothes and in the handbags section I overheard:
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
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today i am lemongrab
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
today i am lemongrab
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when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files
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Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE
August 25, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
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November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
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Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work
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It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s his day.