James
@beare.bsky.social
Cursing aficionado | father | Occasional musician
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Patrick Mahomes explains why commas are important:
September 12, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Patrick Mahomes explains why commas are important:
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Y'all ain't ready for this conversation
September 11, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Y'all ain't ready for this conversation
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Taurus: The best revenge is Living Well, the sentient water source that will destroy your enemies.
September 8, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Taurus: The best revenge is Living Well, the sentient water source that will destroy your enemies.
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TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
September 8, 2023 at 4:50 AM
TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
I have a goal. After watching Sonic Highways, I’m actually feeling inspired. Not going to allow my fucked up sense of not being good enough or creative enough enough stop me. I’m going to record music. I’ve got some ideas. Nothing like depression to make me focus what creativity I have.
September 5, 2023 at 11:07 PM
I have a goal. After watching Sonic Highways, I’m actually feeling inspired. Not going to allow my fucked up sense of not being good enough or creative enough enough stop me. I’m going to record music. I’ve got some ideas. Nothing like depression to make me focus what creativity I have.
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Folks, this promo picture of Arnie and Sandahl Bergman might be the most 1982 picture ever taken.
September 5, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Folks, this promo picture of Arnie and Sandahl Bergman might be the most 1982 picture ever taken.
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Alien Sex Fiend
September 5, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Alien Sex Fiend
Same, tbh.
I have decided to Smoke More Weed
September 5, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Same, tbh.
I can appreciate how low key horny BlueSky is. Bravo.
September 5, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I can appreciate how low key horny BlueSky is. Bravo.
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Me bragging in a locker room with the boys: “yeah my wife is perpetually exhausted”
September 4, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Me bragging in a locker room with the boys: “yeah my wife is perpetually exhausted”
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Don't Be a Menace to Clit Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Terminator 3: Rise of the Clits
September 5, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Don't Be a Menace to Clit Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
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with the passing of Smash Mouth’s lead singer may we remember the true art of their legacy
September 4, 2023 at 3:49 PM
with the passing of Smash Mouth’s lead singer may we remember the true art of their legacy
Just learned my sons soccer practice is Wednesday afternoon, not even after work. Not sure how they think parents can bring the kids when you damn near have to have both parents working to afford MA. Fucking ridiculous.
September 4, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Just learned my sons soccer practice is Wednesday afternoon, not even after work. Not sure how they think parents can bring the kids when you damn near have to have both parents working to afford MA. Fucking ridiculous.
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why don’t you labor on your genitals while looking at my porn today
September 4, 2023 at 2:10 PM
why don’t you labor on your genitals while looking at my porn today
Took melatonin last night for the first time. Still up early because my insulin pump was empty. 🤦♂️ I will never feel rested.
September 4, 2023 at 1:20 PM
Took melatonin last night for the first time. Still up early because my insulin pump was empty. 🤦♂️ I will never feel rested.
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The hardest choices require the strongest wills
September 4, 2023 at 8:04 AM
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
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I wasn’t a Parrothead but seeing all these lovely stories about Jimmy (this is just one of many) has given me such respect for him. rest well, kind sir.
(1/?) A quick story about Jimmy Buffett.
I worked at the New Orleans Margaritaville in college, up until I graduated in 2006. It was a good job. Busy, and with generally good tips, especially on festival weekends - and New Orleans has a lot of those.
I worked at the New Orleans Margaritaville in college, up until I graduated in 2006. It was a good job. Busy, and with generally good tips, especially on festival weekends - and New Orleans has a lot of those.
September 3, 2023 at 7:08 PM
I wasn’t a Parrothead but seeing all these lovely stories about Jimmy (this is just one of many) has given me such respect for him. rest well, kind sir.
For inexplicable reasons, my brain every so often sings Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” as “Take It Off.” Probably speaks more to my perverted brain more than anything else.
September 3, 2023 at 3:53 PM
For inexplicable reasons, my brain every so often sings Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” as “Take It Off.” Probably speaks more to my perverted brain more than anything else.
I finished the NYC episode of Sonic Highways last night. Loved hearing about all the musical history. Also made me intensely regret dropping out from getting a degree in audio engineering. I hope the rest of the series can musically inspire me.
September 3, 2023 at 3:33 PM
I finished the NYC episode of Sonic Highways last night. Loved hearing about all the musical history. Also made me intensely regret dropping out from getting a degree in audio engineering. I hope the rest of the series can musically inspire me.
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e-Fucker 🤣 Sounds accurate.
August 30, 2023 at 2:00 AM
e-Fucker 🤣 Sounds accurate.
The longer I’m on social media, the more I realize I don’t know what I’m doing with it. So I’ll continue to shout into the void.
August 30, 2023 at 12:54 AM
The longer I’m on social media, the more I realize I don’t know what I’m doing with it. So I’ll continue to shout into the void.