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Miranda🗡️Mae
@blademaiden.bsky.social
Eldritch Sword Lesbian 🗡️
Doom of Fools ☠️
Chaotic Good? trans woman (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️
Freelance writer & necromancer 📜
🌺🧘‍♀️📚🌈✨🔞
Prostate? But I'm a leftist??
June 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Venom and Eddie Brock are an example of Western toxic yaoi
May 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It's funny to me that I could theoretically doordash non-food items to other locations, like paying driver to go deliver a stapler to the beach. Delivery complete. Five stars.
April 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I have come to the conclusion, after much thought and internal debate, that a snail using a roller skate for a house is the most perfect creature on this earth

🐌
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February 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
February 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
There should be a japan themed taco bell called Otaku Bell
February 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@kaaauthor.bsky.social I loved Animorphs so much I morphed into a girl and stayed that way for way longer than 2 hours.
February 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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September 1, 2023 at 9:21 AM
I've been thinking about it since my dream last night, but I don't think a bicycle made of cheese would work.
January 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Tired of living through unprecedented times. Ready to live through unpresidented times.
January 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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BREAKING: Bigfoot Real, Gay
October 12, 2023 at 1:43 AM
By the name alone, Instagram should be an on-demand grandma delivery service
January 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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BREAKING: magic now real
September 21, 2023 at 12:52 AM
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MR T SAYS: don't do school, drink your drugs, stay in milk
September 21, 2023 at 6:15 PM
It's only Lesbian if it comes from the Isle of Lesbos - otherwise, it's just sparkling sapphic.
November 5, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Make peace with the terror of being alive.
November 3, 2023 at 8:30 AM
Bless this messtrogen ✨
October 30, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Yeah, sex is cool but have you ever had your feelings validated and someone really listen to you?
October 20, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Misgendered! in the Work Bathroom
October 20, 2023 at 6:22 PM
I really love when women
October 19, 2023 at 9:20 AM
"Mom, dad. Thank you for meeting me. This isn't easy to say.. but I need to tell you something important.

I'm.. Mexican."
October 19, 2023 at 9:15 AM
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I Have No Mouth But Ice Must Cream
October 19, 2023 at 3:05 AM
being gay 🤝 getting vaxxed
October 18, 2023 at 7:18 PM
I wanna become a fungus, but my apartment doesn't have mushroom.
October 13, 2023 at 8:14 PM