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Miranda🗡️Mae
@blademaiden.bsky.social
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Eldritch Sword Lesbian 🗡️
Doom of Fools ☠️
Chaotic Good? trans woman (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️
Freelance writer & necromancer 📜
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A sign at a protest for trans rights that reads, "First they came for the trans community, and I spoke out immediately even though I'm not trans because I've read the rest of the fucking poem."
February 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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"Mom, dad. Thank you for meeting me. This isn't easy to say.. but I need to tell you something important.

I'm.. Mexican."
An ad for a tank top from Amazon that is labeled 'Mexican Flag' when the colors are of the trans flag.
October 19, 2023 at 9:15 AM
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Some absolutely mad genius of fashion seems to have blended the 90s CD flip case with gigantic JNCO jeans, to bewildering and marvelous effect. I have added at the bottom the Cyberpunk 2077 game title.
October 6, 2023 at 6:17 AM
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I made this a few months ago in reference to exactly that line. Somehow it has the same energy as Douglas Adams' 'The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.'
An edited photo, wherein the sky above the city has been replaced with a television screen, tuned to a dead channel.
September 27, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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A graph illustrating that usage of the word 'tomfoolery' is at an all time high, with the previous peak being just before 1900 and the current upward trend in 2000. With tomfoolery on the rise, be sure to be on the lookout for additional shenanigans, skulduggery, chicanery, buffoonery, or ass-hattery that may also be present.
September 27, 2023 at 7:35 AM
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Me, hearting random ass pics on my feed:
A painting of a queen knighting a.. well, a knight. The knight is kneeling, as you do, in deference to their queen. They are notably missing their pants, but are considered modest by noble court standards on account of their fashionable g-string. Sir Thiccems' ass is rotund, voluptuous - an absolute wagon. I would imagine this is why they are being knighted.
September 24, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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"why are you going to IKEA?"
'it's for work babe, don't worry about it'
An SCP Foundation researcher stands, clipboard in hand, in a parking lot scattered with silent cars. The mists of an early morning are lift, revealing the nearby blue and white sign of IKEA.
September 23, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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A fabulous sorceress casting a spell with the words overlaid 'Who cares if squirt is pee? Just drink it'
September 20, 2023 at 6:20 PM
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Homie has that Ringwraith fit; that street Nazgûl drip. My homie was going Witch-King mode, Third Age style.
A model shows off an oversized hoodie resembling a Ringwraith cloak a la Lord of the Rings. It is unzipped in the left photo and he stands, hands in pockets, eyes covered with overdrawn hood. In the right photo, we can see that when completely zipped to the face, it leaves the wearer's countenance shrouded in abyssal darkness.
September 19, 2023 at 8:35 PM
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Oh shittt
A screenshot from How It's Made with machinery shown making eyeglass lenses with the narrative subtitle 'At this point, robots take over.' Long live the new flesh.
September 16, 2023 at 1:39 AM
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A meme of Unity's announcement style, reading "For those that are not fully aware of our existence, we represent the company known as Unity Software Inc. Our previous mission centered around development of a platform to allow developers to make videogames, as well as other forms of entertainment such as films. This was the focus of our corporation for several years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication."
September 15, 2023 at 7:13 AM
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Three panel comic, MSPaint art style (shitty); Prince Eric is tell his bro Grimsby who is smoking a pipe "eight legs" regarding the horrific eldritch monstrosity Ariel was transformed into on the beach. Grimsby is replying in the second panel with "seven vagánias" with the third panel being the shocked realization as Eric realizes he's heavy into monsterfucking.
September 15, 2023 at 1:31 AM
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Miranda Minerva's movie review of the terrible film 10.0 Earthquake. It is one sentence that says "Never forget the time the earthquake shot that guy."
September 14, 2023 at 6:08 PM
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The cool older lady from Half Baked giving a thumbs up 👍
September 13, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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Black & white manga style; A samurai student sitting in seiza position with his elderly teacher in a field where they appear to have taken a break from gardening to meditate and speak. The text reads "Master, I do not doubt your wisdom, but what is meant by 'It do be like that sometimes'?" The old man looks to be exhaling a deep breath, shown visually by a small cloud. It do indeed be like that sometimes.
September 12, 2023 at 9:20 PM
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The Snake Who Devours Their Own Tail, the Ouroboros - mythical serpent representing eternity and eternal cycles; it makes one long circle as it eats itself forever. Meme text has been added in the middle of the snake, reading "Ouroboros can have a little Ouroboros (as a treat)".
September 12, 2023 at 7:33 PM
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Y'all ain't ready for this conversation
The so-called 'Stussy S' in a side by side comparison with the suspiciously similarly-structured Kabbalah Tree of Life.
September 11, 2023 at 9:27 PM
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Hey guys check this out
A graph illustrating the dramatic drop in Jenga game sales in the year following 9/11.
September 11, 2023 at 8:34 PM
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A four-panel series of images: Panel One: A woman is saying "I really like wearing sunglasses." Panel Two: "As long as you wear them," she continues, putting on sunglasses. Panel Three: "No one can tell what you're looking at." Panel Four: She is wearing sunglasses and inspecting another woman's bounteous cleavage very closely.
September 11, 2023 at 7:30 AM
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"I reckon this dungeon ain't big enough fer the two of us."
A fanciful depiction of an ornate cowboy hat's brim and iconic ten gallon hat style of leather banding, but with the long and pointed tip of a wizard's hat, adorned with stars and moons. It is absolutely dope as hell looking - like way more than it should be. Hella rad.
September 11, 2023 at 1:56 AM
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A meme of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs that has been colored in all one color and split between two sections, implying that the only two things I need for survival are 'lesbian sex' as the foundation of the pyramid and 'comically large sword' as the top and middle of the pyramid.
September 10, 2023 at 7:37 PM
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A coffee maker obscured by a cut out sticker. The original brand name was Complete Home, but with the sticker's addition it now reads Complete ORGANIC BITCHES
September 10, 2023 at 12:38 AM
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Aight I see you and I want in. My proposal: diversification of market share.
A photograph of a white T-shirt with no words. The art is of a tremendously muscular anime woman with enormous tits. She looks like she would kill me after sex and I am into it.
September 9, 2023 at 11:30 PM
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A photo of a label on presumably a food product that says LOW SODIUM. There is an attempt at the art for a salt shaker behind the words, complete with salt spraying sensually from the top. It looks just like a fat cock - like for real, that shit needs a girth certificate.
September 9, 2023 at 9:49 AM
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Advertise your account with one image
A version of René Magritte's The Treachery of Images with the iconic pipe art, but the text has been changed to Bitch I Might Be
September 8, 2023 at 9:12 AM