Beryllium Mango
bdayton.bsky.social
Beryllium Mango
@bdayton.bsky.social
29. NJ housing attorney. Housing is a human right. she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸
Pinned
death before detransition
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my god they gave a cis woman "am i breathing clocky?" brainworms
Guardian reports how misgendering can affect mental health when the victim is cis. Doesn't seem so bothered when it happens to trans people.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
January 5, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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trans women are not women you can hit. no woman is a woman you can hit. stop hitting women.
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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i made a Portal mod that makes GLaDOS slightly curvier #mechsploitation
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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at least one prominent influencer will literally shit themselves to death this year. Mark it.
Trend-spotters are proclaiming that fiber is the new protein — the 2026 “it” nutrient. There’s a real risk the fad will backfire as people take fiber too far.

Here is what you need to know to benefit from the trend and the potential traps.
Column | You’re probably not eating enough fiber. Here’s what to do about it.
How much fiber do you need, and how can you get more of it into your diet?
wapo.st
January 6, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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there's no such thing as a "legitimate president"
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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"This aircraft carrier used to require 1800 people to manage and maintain its safety protocols. We've scaled that down to just two janitors and a chef."
It's so funny to think "we had a 38-page handbook but we just replaced it with five values" inspires confidence instead of alarm. Like, if you walked into a restaurant and were told that, you'd leave immediately.
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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being an optimistic, loud, opinionated, and confident trans woman is basically worse than being adolf hitler
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Everyone always wants to know “Who is the American gestapo?” but no one ever stops to ask “How is the American gestapo?”
Just thinking... we give so much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to CECOT.

But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.

Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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trans people if you did nothing else this year you made it through 12 months of the federal government having your extermination not low on its list of priorities and you can feel really good about that it’s a big deal
December 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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very impressed that pluribus is actual Cosmic Horror Yuri (as was mentioned in ep 1 and now has come full circle to ep 9) & i don't just mean "omg cthulhu is cute" i mean honest to god "stursia as a relationship is a deeply unsettling moral / philosophical quandary"
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Cat girls,,,,,,,, hello,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, -girlgirl with a cat allergy

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
the main edge puppygirls have over regular dogs is that im not allergic to them
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Piracy is preservation

Piracy is praxis
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Christmas advice for ladies courtesy of the Dundee Courier (1930-1934)

#OldWeirdScotland
December 21, 2023 at 9:37 AM
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ICE is breaking up families on Christmas. So here are a few of their NY state license plates:

GSS2913
JCF8459
JGA1701
KDF4175
KHB9009
KRB7044
KTS7406
KTY4420
KVC9143
KVF9689
KWC9119
KWC9143
KWL5836
KWX9632
KXX2516
KZF3496
LBJ8897
LBX2697
LDY3457
LEN4816
LJB8929
LJN1327
LJN1370
LXT1388

More soon!
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I love friends and friendship so much, there is nothing as restorative for the soul as hanging out with other trans people and interacting with zero (0) cis people for several days at a time
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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My whole timeline is made up of folks watching a 60 Minutes report the Trump administration tried to kill and unredacting Epstein files that weren't supposed to have been posted yet. Can't stop the signal.
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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This is the most I’ve thought about a 60 Minutes segment in maybe my whole life so congrats to Bari
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable.

every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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New WMD just dropped; a different kind of 'forever war'.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
DESIGNATING FENTANYL AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
tapping the sign
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM