Chris" vegan porkchop and hopping john" olllis
@baollis.bsky.social
Before being a vegan, chris ollis once ate 46 deviled eggs on a Christian dare
Go other birds
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Go other birds
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Holy shit. So this just happened at Minneapolis's legendary First Avenue club. That's Tom Morello introducing Springsteen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHe...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Minneapolis - First Ave 260130
YouTube video by Nate Reiter
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January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Holy shit. So this just happened at Minneapolis's legendary First Avenue club. That's Tom Morello introducing Springsteen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHe...
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
It me
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 AM
It me
Give me some tuna safe dolphin
I’m sorry, what the fuck are you even talking about? Are there other grocery stores sourcing meat from endangered fucking species?
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Give me some tuna safe dolphin
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Many people are asking "why don't other politicians do this" and the answer is BECAUSE they don't want you to understand this shit and they want you to just trust they know what they're doing when they're secretly fuck you over. Look at the funding bill!
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Many people are asking "why don't other politicians do this" and the answer is BECAUSE they don't want you to understand this shit and they want you to just trust they know what they're doing when they're secretly fuck you over. Look at the funding bill!
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The real Kashi is the friends we made along the way
Kashi Good Friends (1996-circa 2021): A high-fiber combination of bran twigs, corn, wheat, and oat flakes, and fat-free, honey-sweetened granola. Every box featured a close-up image of two random, smiling people, to reinforce "friendship". But there's more to the story! 🧵
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The real Kashi is the friends we made along the way
This is how I find out Kashi doesn't exist anymore
Kashi Good Friends (1996-circa 2021): A high-fiber combination of bran twigs, corn, wheat, and oat flakes, and fat-free, honey-sweetened granola. Every box featured a close-up image of two random, smiling people, to reinforce "friendship". But there's more to the story! 🧵
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 PM
This is how I find out Kashi doesn't exist anymore
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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guessing it’s never even occurred to schumer to demand the release of kidnapped people as part of this deal he’s negotiating
January 29, 2026 at 7:35 AM
guessing it’s never even occurred to schumer to demand the release of kidnapped people as part of this deal he’s negotiating
The real ape nation is the friends we made along the way
January 29, 2026 at 5:36 AM
The real ape nation is the friends we made along the way
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dedicated to each and every ice loser
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
dedicated to each and every ice loser
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Sorry, I couldn't hear you! I was listening to my Pizza Hut AM radio with pan pizza headphones from Radio Shack
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Sorry, I couldn't hear you! I was listening to my Pizza Hut AM radio with pan pizza headphones from Radio Shack
The white stuff Is milk
New Kids on the Block Cereal (1990-1990): A promotional tie-in for the popular boyband, this cereal consisted of frosted, rainbow-sprinkled corn Chex, with music note-shaped marshmallows. The catch? It never made it to market, only available in sample sales-marketing boxes, making it extremely rare!
January 29, 2026 at 5:35 AM
The white stuff Is milk
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We could get rid of the department of murder and kidnapping entirely, but why throw the baby out with the bathwater when we could REFORM the department of murder and kidnapping so it will still be here if we ABSOLUTELY NEED to shoot a mom in the face or move a five year old across state lines.
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 AM
We could get rid of the department of murder and kidnapping entirely, but why throw the baby out with the bathwater when we could REFORM the department of murder and kidnapping so it will still be here if we ABSOLUTELY NEED to shoot a mom in the face or move a five year old across state lines.
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the fact that the whole Republican party is so excited to be seen with Nicki Minaj now seems weird until you realize they're all just desperate weirdos who want people to think they're cool
Nicki Minaj warmly embraces Speaker Mike Johnson and he says “I almost wore this coat today, I’m so glad I didn’t.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 AM
the fact that the whole Republican party is so excited to be seen with Nicki Minaj now seems weird until you realize they're all just desperate weirdos who want people to think they're cool
I love my wife's butt
I LOVE MY WIFE BUT! (1947) — 11:45 pm ET — 9m
Dorothy Short, Anne O'Neal, Dave O'Brien; directed by David Barclay
A short film about the various types of wives that one can have and how to deal with them.
#TCM #TCMParty
Dorothy Short, Anne O'Neal, Dave O'Brien; directed by David Barclay
A short film about the various types of wives that one can have and how to deal with them.
#TCM #TCMParty
I Love My Wife BUT! (1947)
www.tcm.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I love my wife's butt
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What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy
www.sacbee.com
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Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE
The 2028 presidential contender came out against calls to dismantle ICE after an agent fatally shot a Minneapolis woman.
www.sacbee.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy
www.sacbee.com
www.sacbee.com
New wwe signing bad bad no good
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
New wwe signing bad bad no good
Orange ceral is never getting over bro
Quake's Orange Quangaroos (1973-1976): An orange-flavored cereal that consisted of crunchy, round, bright orange puffs, and marketed with a kangaroo mascot named Simon.
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Orange ceral is never getting over bro
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love something, anything, as much as Dusty Rhodes loved his gigantic red leather jacket
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 AM
love something, anything, as much as Dusty Rhodes loved his gigantic red leather jacket
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
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Just a big congrats to everyone participating in the “babies make angry YouTube videos about baby things” art project today, this is a quality bit of comedy
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Just a big congrats to everyone participating in the “babies make angry YouTube videos about baby things” art project today, this is a quality bit of comedy