Bagpipe Sommelier
@bagpipesommelier.bsky.social
Bagpipes, shitposts, and #IrishTrad. He/him
I'm learning to make #NorthumbrianSmallpipes. My main instrument is the #uilleannPipes.
My bagpipes feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ouez2dzt3nu6bimhoyqtxyxc/feed/alt-bagpipes
I'm learning to make #NorthumbrianSmallpipes. My main instrument is the #uilleannPipes.
My bagpipes feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ouez2dzt3nu6bimhoyqtxyxc/feed/alt-bagpipes
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Asking people not to eat other people would kill the cannibal industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Asking people not to eat other people would kill the cannibal industry
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I kind of like this guy
May 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I kind of like this guy
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using a hotdog as an intercom to say "janice, cancel my 2 o'clock" and then eating it
May 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
using a hotdog as an intercom to say "janice, cancel my 2 o'clock" and then eating it
Visiting the Amish nursery.
May 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Visiting the Amish nursery.
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It all started going downhill the first time I saw a .webp extension
May 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It all started going downhill the first time I saw a .webp extension
Lots of tadpoles in the pond.
May 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Lots of tadpoles in the pond.
I have a small footprint on FB, primarily for bagpipe-related groups. My new rule is: when I see some AI slop, it’s time to leave the site. And it works! I waste way less time.
May 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I have a small footprint on FB, primarily for bagpipe-related groups. My new rule is: when I see some AI slop, it’s time to leave the site. And it works! I waste way less time.
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Why I Broke Up with LA by Lena Dunham:
Coyotes kept eating my rescue dogs, and a neighbor asked how many dogs I have, and I said I just go to the shelter and get a new dog afterwards, so they said it sounds like I'm just feeding shelter dogs to coyotes, and then I started crying and moved to London.
Coyotes kept eating my rescue dogs, and a neighbor asked how many dogs I have, and I said I just go to the shelter and get a new dog afterwards, so they said it sounds like I'm just feeding shelter dogs to coyotes, and then I started crying and moved to London.
May 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Why I Broke Up with LA by Lena Dunham:
Coyotes kept eating my rescue dogs, and a neighbor asked how many dogs I have, and I said I just go to the shelter and get a new dog afterwards, so they said it sounds like I'm just feeding shelter dogs to coyotes, and then I started crying and moved to London.
Coyotes kept eating my rescue dogs, and a neighbor asked how many dogs I have, and I said I just go to the shelter and get a new dog afterwards, so they said it sounds like I'm just feeding shelter dogs to coyotes, and then I started crying and moved to London.
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Ways to accept a cup of tea
1. “Only if you're having one”
2. <check watch> “Go on then”
3. “I wouldn’t say no”
4. “Ooh yes please”
5. “I’m gasping”
6. “You read my mind”
7. Respond to “tea?” by saying “tea”
8. “I’ll make it”
9. “Best idea you’ve had all day”
10. Stating milk/sugar preference
1. “Only if you're having one”
2. <check watch> “Go on then”
3. “I wouldn’t say no”
4. “Ooh yes please”
5. “I’m gasping”
6. “You read my mind”
7. Respond to “tea?” by saying “tea”
8. “I’ll make it”
9. “Best idea you’ve had all day”
10. Stating milk/sugar preference
April 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Ways to accept a cup of tea
1. “Only if you're having one”
2. <check watch> “Go on then”
3. “I wouldn’t say no”
4. “Ooh yes please”
5. “I’m gasping”
6. “You read my mind”
7. Respond to “tea?” by saying “tea”
8. “I’ll make it”
9. “Best idea you’ve had all day”
10. Stating milk/sugar preference
1. “Only if you're having one”
2. <check watch> “Go on then”
3. “I wouldn’t say no”
4. “Ooh yes please”
5. “I’m gasping”
6. “You read my mind”
7. Respond to “tea?” by saying “tea”
8. “I’ll make it”
9. “Best idea you’ve had all day”
10. Stating milk/sugar preference
"Typefesse is a playful butt-shaped typeface in which the letters are rendered in such a way that the reading is done through the folds of the body." Chef's kiss.
velvetyne.fr/fonts/typefe...
velvetyne.fr/fonts/typefe...
Velvetyne
Libre fonts for everyone
velvetyne.fr
April 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Typefesse is a playful butt-shaped typeface in which the letters are rendered in such a way that the reading is done through the folds of the body." Chef's kiss.
velvetyne.fr/fonts/typefe...
velvetyne.fr/fonts/typefe...
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The first person to discover a link between increased levels of CO2 and #globalwarming was a New Yorker named Eunice Newton Foote. Read her 1856 paper, and how she went unacknowledged for more than a century, here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/f... #earthday #climatechange
April 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The first person to discover a link between increased levels of CO2 and #globalwarming was a New Yorker named Eunice Newton Foote. Read her 1856 paper, and how she went unacknowledged for more than a century, here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/f... #earthday #climatechange
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Games Workshop's horrifying grimdark fantasy about the year 2025AD
April 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Games Workshop's horrifying grimdark fantasy about the year 2025AD
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repost if you like babbling brooks 🙏🏻
April 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
repost if you like babbling brooks 🙏🏻
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Ryan Gosling confirmed to star as Babu Frik in upcoming Babu Frik film “Babu Frik: Babu Frik”
April 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ryan Gosling confirmed to star as Babu Frik in upcoming Babu Frik film “Babu Frik: Babu Frik”
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"Most people prefer to associate food with comfort, joy, and their grandmother’s kitchen, not the boiling of the planet. In general, it helps to focus on the appeal of the meals, rather than their lack of meat; people want to feel like they’re getting something, not being denied something."
"Most people prefer to associate food with comfort, joy, and their grandmother’s kitchen, not the boiling of the planet. In general, it helps to focus on the appeal of the meals, rather than their lack of meat; people want to feel like they’re getting something, not being denied something."
I finally found a strategy that’s dramatically reducing greenhouse gas emissions from food, and it’s a hilariously simple strategy. I wrote about it for @canarymedia.com.
www.canarymedia.com/articles/foo...
www.canarymedia.com/articles/foo...
NYC hospitals are nudging patients toward plant-based meals. It's…
New York City is cutting emissions and saving money by making vegetarian meals the default in public hospitals. It's successful because most people go…
www.canarymedia.com
April 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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"Most people prefer to associate food with comfort, joy, and their grandmother’s kitchen, not the boiling of the planet. In general, it helps to focus on the appeal of the meals, rather than their lack of meat; people want to feel like they’re getting something, not being denied something."
"Most people prefer to associate food with comfort, joy, and their grandmother’s kitchen, not the boiling of the planet. In general, it helps to focus on the appeal of the meals, rather than their lack of meat; people want to feel like they’re getting something, not being denied something."
The Banshees of Inisherin was not what I expected, but I think I like it a lot.
April 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The Banshees of Inisherin was not what I expected, but I think I like it a lot.
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sometimes i browse the bowling alley and arcade carpeting website, just to feel something
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Feeling of the carpet under your feet is comfortable and cozy. Add excitement and amazing mood to families and children with our commercial carpeting.
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April 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
sometimes i browse the bowling alley and arcade carpeting website, just to feel something
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This joke is so good that I want this to exist now. Can we get an Ennio Morricone score too, please? #IdWatchIt
April 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This joke is so good that I want this to exist now. Can we get an Ennio Morricone score too, please? #IdWatchIt
Congrats on the invitation to perform in Greece 👏
April 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Congrats on the invitation to perform in Greece 👏
Bernie Bonvoisin?! He was the lead singer in Trust! 40 seconds of avoidable intro but: youtu.be/WfD8Dnh2xho?...
Trust - Antisocial
YouTube video by Exterminans777
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March 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bernie Bonvoisin?! He was the lead singer in Trust! 40 seconds of avoidable intro but: youtu.be/WfD8Dnh2xho?...
Well, I didn't know that. Thanks! The "opposite" is true with silica gel packets, too: Put them in the oven at 150-200F for a couple of hours, and they're ready to absorb moisture again.
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Well, I didn't know that. Thanks! The "opposite" is true with silica gel packets, too: Put them in the oven at 150-200F for a couple of hours, and they're ready to absorb moisture again.
AI is just NFTs that talk
March 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
AI is just NFTs that talk
Typo du Jour: Cum one (instead of come on) 👌
March 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Typo du Jour: Cum one (instead of come on) 👌