Badbeard
@badbeard.bsky.social
Cycledork. Cyberdork. All dork, all the time.
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he/him
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he/him
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December 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Wife awake at 04.30. Thanks, brain. ☹️
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Wife awake at 04.30. Thanks, brain. ☹️
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How can you say Avatar has no cultural impact? I've been hearing that Na'vi Dad song nonstop for weeks
I think it's interesting that the Avatar films don't seem to have much of a life or cultural impact outside the theater but I also think it's extremely weird that such an observation is commonly met with the angriest sorts of responses
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How can you say Avatar has no cultural impact? I've been hearing that Na'vi Dad song nonstop for weeks
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
Make It Stew
Make It Stew
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
All Bass, No Tribble
All Bass, No Tribble
You've just opened up a Sta Trek Themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Uhuru’s Kiss
What are you calling it?
Uhuru’s Kiss
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?
Make It Stew
Make It Stew
It hasn't got less funny at any point today.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It hasn't got less funny at any point today.
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
OMG. Just read to the end of the first paragraph ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_T%C3%A9n%C3%A9r%C3%A9
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_T%C3%A9n%C3%A9r%C3%A9
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Paying a bit more in return for knowing that Bezos is getting none of my money is worth every fucking penny
December 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Paying a bit more in return for knowing that Bezos is getting none of my money is worth every fucking penny
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December 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This was my pal Donnie's nickname in high school.
The Bearsden shark and calls for better promotion of it so people know about it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The prehistoric shark found in a suburban town in Scotland
The fossil was so complete experts could see remains of the last meal it ate, 330 million years after it died.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This was my pal Donnie's nickname in high school.
Happy Leftover Rosti Day to all* who celebrate!
*It me
*It me
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Happy Leftover Rosti Day to all* who celebrate!
*It me
*It me
It me. Dozing through the scranus of the year.
You don't know what day it is.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
December 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
It me. Dozing through the scranus of the year.
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The light over the Forth was gorgeous earlier.
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The light over the Forth was gorgeous earlier.
The light over the Forth was gorgeous earlier.
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The light over the Forth was gorgeous earlier.
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On Her Majesty's Community Service
Make a bond film casual
Physician Associate No
Physician Associate No
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy who was indifferent towards me.
The Spy who was indifferent towards me.
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
On Her Majesty's Community Service
[Rohloff IGH has entered the chat]
It’s not a touring bike if it doesn’t have a triple chainset
The hill I will die on
(IF i had a triple chainset then I wouldn’t die on the hill because I would actually be able to select a gear low enough to get up the ruddy thing)
The hill I will die on
(IF i had a triple chainset then I wouldn’t die on the hill because I would actually be able to select a gear low enough to get up the ruddy thing)
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
[Rohloff IGH has entered the chat]
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look i made it the 1979 ibm warning
January 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
look i made it the 1979 ibm warning
Quorum Of Solace
From Russia With Warm Regards
Make a Bond movie casual
The Guy Who Loved Me
The Guy Who Loved Me
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Quorum Of Solace
Make a Bond movie casual
The Guy Who Loved Me
The Guy Who Loved Me
Make a Bond movie casual
GoldenRetriever!
🎵 He's the dog, the dog with the golden bone,
A licky tongue,
Such a licky tongue,
Shows his love with the waggy tail,
His heart is Love! 🎵
GoldenRetriever!
🎵 He's the dog, the dog with the golden bone,
A licky tongue,
Such a licky tongue,
Shows his love with the waggy tail,
His heart is Love! 🎵
Make a Bond movie casual
The Man With the Cardi-gun
The Man With the Cardi-gun
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
The Guy Who Loved Me
The Guy Who Loved Me
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Make a Bond movie casual
The Man With the Cardi-gun
The Man With the Cardi-gun
Make a Bond movie casual
A View To A Hill
A View To A Hill
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
The Man With the Cardi-gun
The Man With the Cardi-gun
A fine primer for this here bsky
Ah, we have a new ship on the shores of Bluesky carrying migrants from the Old Country (Twitter). Welcome. Gaze upon the statue of a well endowed Alf in our harbor and know that you have completed your journey.
Now, some tips:
Now, some tips:
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
A fine primer for this here bsky
Boxing Day truly is the greatest 'no agenda' day for me. After days of finishing up work and getting things ready for one day of joy and cooking I simply have nothing I have to do today and nothing anyone expects me to do. Love it.
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Boxing Day truly is the greatest 'no agenda' day for me. After days of finishing up work and getting things ready for one day of joy and cooking I simply have nothing I have to do today and nothing anyone expects me to do. Love it.
"I can't fuck it for you, but I can fuck you"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"fly, you fucks!"
"fly, you fucks!"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I am no man, you fuck!"
"I am no man, you fuck!"
December 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
"I can't fuck it for you, but I can fuck you"
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Rest in Power, Sharon.
The government doesn’t let this version of White Christmas get a lot of commercial play in retail because it’s simply too good and people would get down too hard in public
Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings "White Christmas"
YouTube video by DaptoneRecords
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Rest in Power, Sharon.
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I asked my grandma to bring me back "something Cuban" from her holiday and she got me a Che Guevara shirt
Clothes, but no cigar
Clothes, but no cigar
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I asked my grandma to bring me back "something Cuban" from her holiday and she got me a Che Guevara shirt
Clothes, but no cigar
Clothes, but no cigar