Badbeard
@badbeard.bsky.social
Cycledork. Cyberdork. All dork, all the time.
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if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
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This relay is mental. No baton, just a push on the butt.
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
This relay is mental. No baton, just a push on the butt.
The speed skating relay is almost as bonkers as the Madison on the bike track! #SportsPosting
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The speed skating relay is almost as bonkers as the Madison on the bike track! #SportsPosting
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cool tip: read the whole thread
February 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
cool tip: read the whole thread
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The first flight was location: globalization and containerization, just move your production to the most profitable and exploitable place, the second flight was time: expand access to credit instead of raising wages, financialization, mine money out of the future
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The first flight was location: globalization and containerization, just move your production to the most profitable and exploitable place, the second flight was time: expand access to credit instead of raising wages, financialization, mine money out of the future
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Again, this is all the third flight of capital crisis: flight from reality.
February 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Again, this is all the third flight of capital crisis: flight from reality.
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
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Ben I’ve got Chinese for four for one, I’ve already ordered in another type of Chinese, I’m one bath and one glass of wine down and the twinks are on the projector
February 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Ben I’ve got Chinese for four for one, I’ve already ordered in another type of Chinese, I’m one bath and one glass of wine down and the twinks are on the projector
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I'm betting I could have put my dear friend Jamie on this infographic too.
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'm betting I could have put my dear friend Jamie on this infographic too.
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Roses are red
Also can be white
It might happen
Maybe tonight
Also can be white
It might happen
Maybe tonight
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Roses are red
Also can be white
It might happen
Maybe tonight
Also can be white
It might happen
Maybe tonight
February 13, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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I don't want self-driving cars. I want cars with speed governors and doors that won't open when cyclists are approaching.
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I don't want self-driving cars. I want cars with speed governors and doors that won't open when cyclists are approaching.
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got catatonia's "mulder and scully" stuck in my head and had completely forgotten the music video features two m&s lookalikes making out furiously, if you weren't around for the 90s there's no real way to get across how furiously the entire planet was rooting for those two to do it
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
got catatonia's "mulder and scully" stuck in my head and had completely forgotten the music video features two m&s lookalikes making out furiously, if you weren't around for the 90s there's no real way to get across how furiously the entire planet was rooting for those two to do it
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Sussan Ley deserved to be removed as Australian Liberal leader purely on the basis of that superfluous double s
I will not be taking any questions on phonetically superfluous consonant doubling at this point
I will not be taking any questions on phonetically superfluous consonant doubling at this point
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Sussan Ley deserved to be removed as Australian Liberal leader purely on the basis of that superfluous double s
I will not be taking any questions on phonetically superfluous consonant doubling at this point
I will not be taking any questions on phonetically superfluous consonant doubling at this point
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I think the people of this country have had enough of tax-exile billionaires.
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I think the people of this country have had enough of tax-exile billionaires.
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please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
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“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”
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The language of bullies and narcissists.
"I'm sorry if you're offended" is not an apology, it's doubling down on what you said in the first place while blaming your critics.
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The language of bullies and narcissists.
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My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
Dudes Rock
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Dudes Rock